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  • jamesri
    Registered User
    • Jul 2003
    • 41
    #1

    New Business starting-whoring me car...

    Hey.

    I know this may seem like I am whoring myself and I am.

    Basically I am in my final year of college in Australia and I am doing a marketing project which is advertising on cars.

    I want to make a bit of a go of this and already have 400 signed up members ready for launch. Basically I get businesses to pay meand I create car decels and get everyone in my network to put them on their rear windscreen for a specified period.

    It may seem like a small and simple idea but sometimes they are the best.

    Basaically I need some money to pay for webdesigns and such and I want to offer this up to the Adult webmasters.

    My car will be your whore for a week, for $50 + any printing costs (depending how big you want it!) I will be a moving advertisement for your site.

    Please help out a college student who is willing to do anything to get this idea off the ground! Please email me @ [email protected]

    Thanks for you time,

    James Richardson
    Advertisehere.com.au
    [email protected]
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    • Oracle Porn
      Affiliate
      • Oct 2002
      • 24433
      #2
      what if you get into a car accident and the car is total loss before me advertisment period ends?


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        • jamesri
          Registered User
          • Jul 2003
          • 41
          #3
          Any accident resulting in my car becoming undrivable, will see the money refunded to the party concerned.

          Also if I have my foot amputated in the period while you are advertising on my car, if I cannot get the hand controls installed in time I will refund any monies paid.

          Also, to anyone who chooses to advertise, I will post a picture here of my car with your pic at a Melbourne location of my choice.

          James Richardson
          Advertisehere.com.au
          [email protected]
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            • studiocritic
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2005
              • 2442
              #4
              Originally posted by jamesri
              Also if I have my foot amputated in the period while you are advertising on my car, if I cannot get the hand controls installed in time I will refund any monies paid.


              Bump for an entrepreneur.. good luck bro
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                • Promo Chicks
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 470
                  #5
                  week for $50
                  ...making a little cash, keeping our panties on.

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                    • jamesri
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 41
                      #6
                      $50 is a price I though would be reasonable, but I am welcome to offers.

                      This is about whoring to make maximum dollars!

                      Make me an offer!
                      Last edited by jamesri; 01-28-2006, 06:54 PM. Reason: spelling
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                        • Oracle Porn
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                          • Oct 2002
                          • 24433
                          #7
                          Originally posted by jamesri
                          Any accident resulting in my car becoming undrivable, will see the money refunded to the party concerned.

                          Also if I have my foot amputated in the period while you are advertising on my car, if I cannot get the hand controls installed in time I will refund any monies paid.

                          Also, to anyone who chooses to advertise, I will post a picture here of my car with your pic at a Melbourne location of my choice.

                          James Richardson
                          Advertisehere.com.au
                          [email protected]
                          what if the accident results in death on your part? do we have an attorney involved? some very serious advertising can be done here and money to be made, i just want to know all the datails you know.


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                            • Oracle Porn
                              Affiliate
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 24433
                              #8
                              by the way what car do you drive? I dont want your car to give a bad name to my biz you know...


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                                • jamesri
                                  Registered User
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 41
                                  #9
                                  It is clear that Porn adverts may cause accidents, although there have been no studies to yet prove this, it just an asumption I can make.

                                  I have just spoken to my lawyer, and have instructed in my will that if I die while carrying an advert on my car, he will have access to my internet accounts to ensure he can find the concerned parties to give them a refund of there advertising monies.

                                  Yes, I am prepared to risk death to ensure the startup of my company.

                                  So help me, help you
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                                    • jamesri
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 41
                                      #10
                                      I drive a 1998 Ford Falcon

                                      As shown here in this pic-As you can see it is primed for advertising.
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                                        • jamesri
                                          Registered User
                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 41
                                          #11
                                          Just bumping in the hope of drumming up interest
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                                            • pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 5133
                                              #12
                                              Dumb ass idea for a lazy ass

                                              I wouldnt put a picture of my dick on your piece of shit car

                                              futhermore if you display porn in public you will give some politician the ammo he need to ban porn where you live

                                              you are an idiot and anyone who told you this is a good idea is a fuckin idiot

                                              K bye now

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                                                • jamesri
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 41
                                                  #13
                                                  I'll tell you what pussy server, if you want I will display a pic of your dick on my car for free, be sure to send me the 1 pixel by 1 pixel picture so I can get a decel printed. lol

                                                  Anyone with anything positive to ad? Anyone interested? I have had a few enquiries but nothing firm yet.

                                                  Cmon a cheap, novel form of advertising
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                                                    • pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 5133
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by jamesri
                                                      I'll tell you what pussy server, if you want I will display a pic of your dick on my car for free, be sure to send me the 1 pixel by 1 pixel picture so I can get a decel printed. lol

                                                      Anyone with anything positive to ad? Anyone interested? I have had a few enquiries but nothing firm yet.

                                                      Cmon a cheap, novel form of advertising
                                                      get a clue loser

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                                                        • rowan
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                          • 17393
                                                          #15
                                                          If you have 400 members @$50 per month then what are you doing driving around an EL falcon? Get a newer car, and it might be better to make it white too

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                                                            • rowan
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                              • 17393
                                                              #16
                                                              Also, go and register an ABN and possibly a business name. That way you may be able to claim some km travelled as a business expense (since you're providing the mobile advertising as a service). The best way unless you do a shitload of km is probably the cents per km method, which allows you to claim 63c per km for your car type, up to 5,000km. That's a $3,150 tax deduction. If you do 20,000km in a year and can reasonably say that 25% was business related then you've knocked at least $1,500 off your tax bill.

                                                              Best to talk to an accountant about how to minimise your expenses and taxes. You'll save a lot more than if you just did it as a private individual.

                                                              Oh yeah, and don't forget about GST.................

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                                                                • JoeMeca
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                  • 2266
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by rowan
                                                                  Also, go and register an ABN and possibly a business name. That way you may be able to claim some km travelled as a business expense (since you're providing the mobile advertising as a service). The best way unless you do a shitload of km is probably the cents per km method, which allows you to claim 63c per km for your car type, up to 5,000km. That's a $3,150 tax deduction. If you do 20,000km in a year and can reasonably say that 25% was business related then you've knocked at least $1,500 off your tax bill.

                                                                  Best to talk to an accountant about how to minimise your expenses and taxes. You'll save a lot more than if you just did it as a private individual.

                                                                  Oh yeah, and don't forget about GST.................


                                                                  now thats smart

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                                                                    • Juilan
                                                                      Sultan of Swing
                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                      • 15141
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by rowan
                                                                      Also, go and register an ABN and possibly a business name. That way you may be able to claim some km travelled as a business expense (since you're providing the mobile advertising as a service). The best way unless you do a shitload of km is probably the cents per km method, which allows you to claim 63c per km for your car type, up to 5,000km. That's a $3,150 tax deduction. If you do 20,000km in a year and can reasonably say that 25% was business related then you've knocked at least $1,500 off your tax bill.

                                                                      Best to talk to an accountant about how to minimise your expenses and taxes. You'll save a lot more than if you just did it as a private individual.

                                                                      Oh yeah, and don't forget about GST.................
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                                                                        • Rui
                                                                          web
                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                          • 9533
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by rowan
                                                                          Also, go and register an ABN and possibly a business name. That way you may be able to claim some km travelled as a business expense (since you're providing the mobile advertising as a service). The best way unless you do a shitload of km is probably the cents per km method, which allows you to claim 63c per km for your car type, up to 5,000km. That's a $3,150 tax deduction. If you do 20,000km in a year and can reasonably say that 25% was business related then you've knocked at least $1,500 off your tax bill.

                                                                          Best to talk to an accountant about how to minimise your expenses and taxes. You'll save a lot more than if you just did it as a private individual.

                                                                          Oh yeah, and don't forget about GST.................
                                                                          thats some pretty solid advice in a wierd thread

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                                                                            • candyflip
                                                                              Carpe Visio
                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                              • 43074
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Whoever owns "mydaughterisfuckingahahahahahaha.com" should definitely get in on this one.

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                                                                                • rowan
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                  • 17393
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  One more piece of advice... don't say anything about your domain name if the web site doesn't exist!

                                                                                  http://www.advertisehere.com.au/

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                                                                                    • jamesri
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                      • 41
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      The site is not up yet cause it is in development.

                                                                                      It was just for email purposes and is not a name I have firmly decided on yet.

                                                                                      Thanks for your advice Rowan, they are some areas that I have and will be considering once this gets further into being operational.

                                                                                      Any takers? Surely some sites would be up for this bit of fun?
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                                                                                        • jamesri
                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                          • 41
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Just like to add: I drive to the Melbourne CBD everyday and the car is parked on an open street from 8.30pm-5pm with lots of passing car and pedestrian traffic.

                                                                                          I drive around 500km per week and always take the back streets to get home.

                                                                                          Anyone with any other questions please shoot!

                                                                                          In regards to the cost-it was just a figure-would consider any offers over $20 depending on the size of decel!
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                                                                                            • evilklown
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                              • 113
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              decals are a pretty good method in MASS numbers. A friend owns a car shop and he gives out decals to all his customers and gives them 10% off if he can put it on for them. His site gets a shit load of type in
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                                                                                                • Bigfuck
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                  • 4961
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Cool idea

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                                                                                                    • rowan
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                                      • 17393
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by jamesri
                                                                                                      Just like to add: I drive to the Melbourne CBD everyday and the car is parked on an open street from 8.30pm-5pm with lots of passing car and pedestrian traffic.
                                                                                                      Cool, you may be able to legitimately claim a portion of the parking fees as a business expense.

                                                                                                      It may also help if you nominate the general location of the all day parking (RMIT? Melb Uni?) and also the suburb where you live.

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                                                                                                        • who
                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                                          • 19593
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Will you advertise gayblowjobs.com on your car? really?

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                                                                                                            • LiveDose
                                                                                                              Show Yer Tits!
                                                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                                                              • 25792
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              This is how car advertising is done.

                                                                                                              http://www.autowraps.com/

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                                                                                                                • RayBonga
                                                                                                                  too cool for highschool
                                                                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                  • 12164
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  You're selling ads on your car, not really sure you should be targeting the adult community.

                                                                                                                  I can just imagine all the hungry moms chasing you for exposing their kids to porn.

                                                                                                                  Also I'd like to see what would happen if cops pulled you over

                                                                                                                  Your idea may be good but not for porn.

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                                                                                                                    • jamesri
                                                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                      • 41
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Raybonga: This will not be a business which makes its primary profits from Porn-its just to raise a little money to start me off-and Gayblowjobs? That may be a little out of my league, I do have some morals! In regards to the cops-not sure of all the legalities-the worst that could happen is I would have to remove the sticker...I hope...

                                                                                                                      Rowan: I park on St Kilda Road due to a part time job there-although I go to RMIT-and live in the outer Northern suberbs-thats all I can really give cause I dont want any pornwebmasters knocking on my door any time soon

                                                                                                                      Even if I dont get any takers-I thank everyone here for the feedback-it has been mostly positive feedback which will be useful in my project.

                                                                                                                      Cheers
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                                                                                                                        • rowan
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                          • 17393
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Uh yeah, Australia is reasonably liberal with views of porn versus censorship (apart from some ridiculous net laws), but displaying explicit images in a public place is just asking for trouble...

                                                                                                                          Just ask Batts when he gets done for shooting a girl masturbating on a public tram.

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                                                                                                                            • jamesri
                                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                              • 41
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I am starting to think the same way you are Rowan-Porn on my car may get me in trouble and cause trouble.

                                                                                                                              Looks like I am going back to doing this on my own-have a few ideas and a bit of confidence that if this idea get some further public response I may be able to make a go of it.

                                                                                                                              Thanks for all your feedback again-if anyone has any ideas on how we could do some advertising together please contact me though-still looking for some startup monies
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                                                                                                                                • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
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                                                                                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 18314
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by rowan
                                                                                                                                  Uh yeah, Australia is reasonably liberal with views of porn versus censorship (apart from some ridiculous net laws), but displaying explicit images in a public place is just asking for trouble...

                                                                                                                                  Just ask Batts when he gets done for shooting a girl masturbating on a public tram.
                                                                                                                                  When did i get done.

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                                                                                                                                    • rowan
                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 17393
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Batts
                                                                                                                                      When did i get done.
                                                                                                                                      Doing keyword searches for your nick, eh?

                                                                                                                                      I was just musing that publically accessable images of an identifiable model doing herself in a (very) public location might get you into trouble. I was half joking... but half serious too.

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                                                                                                                                        • KingK7
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                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 6372
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          $50 for putting GRANNYFUCKFEST.COM ?
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                                                                                                                                            • pornguy
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                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 62910
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              the advertising idea, is a good one. But I would not touch adult this way. Mainstream would be good, but you need to be more prepared for this.
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