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  • Alphonso
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    • Dec 2005
    • 544
    #1

    I just punched my rabbi in the head !@#!$

    i own the fucker over $4000 and have been trying to pay him the last 3 months but he wont accept the money because i work in a " sinful environment " so he has been spreading the news in the community i work in the porn biz. I told him to take the money or i wont pay him. He told me if i dont pay then he will report me the towns mayor, so i got frustrated and punched him in the head. I got attacked by over 15 people in the town chasing me to my house with sticks and stones.

    i have couple of bruises and scartches
    MEOWWWWW
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    • BoyAlley
      So Fucking Gay
      • Nov 2004
      • 19714
      #2
      Damn that's some straight up Jerry Springer shit there yo!

      What strange little country do you live in?

      Last edited by BoyAlley; 01-28-2006, 11:07 AM.

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        • jawanda
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2003
          • 6040
          #3
          If this is true ..

          lol

          Go get a money order for the exact amount made out in his name and drop it in his mail box.

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            • kernelpanic
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              • Jan 2005
              • 2961
              #4
              oy vei!!


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                • who
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                  • Aug 2003
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                  #5

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                    • karlm
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                      • Jun 2004
                      • 4194
                      #6
                      OMG LOL if thats true
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                        • xNetworx
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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 14445
                          #7
                          Damn dude, that nuts

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                              damn thats funny.

                              did he drop when you punched him?


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                                • Alphonso
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                                  • Dec 2005
                                  • 544
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                  Damn that's some straight up Jerry Springer shit there yo!

                                  What strange little country do you live in?

                                  i live in israel
                                  MEOWWWWW

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                                    • Stallion
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                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 6632
                                      #10
                                      damn that sucks...
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                                        • Alphonso
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                                          • Dec 2005
                                          • 544
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by jawanda
                                          If this is true ..

                                          lol

                                          Go get a money order for the exact amount made out in his name and drop it in his mail box.
                                          if i go beside his house his children will properly beat me up he has dozen children.

                                          he once told me i am surrounded by evil spirit and he doesnt want me to be near his house because then his family will be possessed with my spirit ?!?!
                                          MEOWWWWW

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                                            • RayBonga
                                              too cool for highschool
                                              • Nov 2005
                                              • 12164
                                              #12
                                              So will you ever be able to get out of the house again?




                                              (note to self, don't borrow money from religious fanatics)

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                                                • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 18975
                                                  #13
                                                  Religion is weird shit.
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                                                    • Rodhead
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                                                      • Jan 2006
                                                      • 61
                                                      #14
                                                      This sounds like great stuff. Go to his house, drop in a check for the money, race off. Forget about him.
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                                                        • kernelpanic
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                                                          • Jan 2005
                                                          • 2961
                                                          #15
                                                          If Israeli monetary law is similar to Western monetary law, then you no longer owe him on that debt because he refused legal tender.


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                                                            • polish_aristocrat
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                                                              • Jul 2002
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                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Alphonso
                                                              i live in israel
                                                              do you know Oracle Porn and alexg?

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                                                                • xclusive
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                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                  • 35218
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Damn that's messed up maybe if you let him give you a circumcision he will forgive you

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                                                                    • Alphonso
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                                                                      • Dec 2005
                                                                      • 544
                                                                      #18
                                                                      i will be back later to talk to you guys i think i have to do the hospital my back is all scratched from the sticks and i have a nose bleed
                                                                      MEOWWWWW

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                                                                        • Doctor Dre
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                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 51692
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I somehow doubt this is true ... but we never know. so many trolls arround here lately.
                                                                          Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                            • pornguy
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                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 62910
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Alphonso
                                                                              if i go beside his house his children will properly beat me up he has dozen children.

                                                                              he once told me i am surrounded by evil spirit and he doesnt want me to be near his house because then his family will be possessed with my spirit ?!?!
                                                                              I would be over every night possessing his daughters.
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                                                                                • dbavaria
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                                                                                  • Nov 2005
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  So what village are you from again?

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                                                                                    • alexg
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                                                                                      • 11287
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      i don't believe you

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                                                                                        • Oracle Porn
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                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                          • 24433
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I call bullshit, this can't happen in real life.
                                                                                          in Israel EVERYONE will take your money no matter how you got it.


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                                                                                            • alexg
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                                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                                              • 11287
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                                              I call bullshit, this can't happen in real life.
                                                                                              in Israel EVERYONE will take your money no matter how you got it.
                                                                                              exactly...

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                                                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                  • 40077
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  why does this sound like the start of Frankenstein?

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                                                                                                    • UtahSaints
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                                                                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                                                                      • 1538
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Alphonso
                                                                                                      i own the fucker over $4000 and have been trying to pay him the last 3 months but he wont accept the money because i work in a " sinful environment " so he has been spreading the news in the community i work in the porn biz. I told him to take the money or i wont pay him. He told me if i dont pay then he will report me the towns mayor, so i got frustrated and punched him in the head. I got attacked by over 15 people in the town chasing me to my house with sticks and stones.

                                                                                                      i have couple of bruises and scartches
                                                                                                      Jewish dude didn't take you money????
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                                                                                                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                          • 10581
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          the trolls are out today

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                                                                                                            • Downtime
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                                                                                                              • May 2004
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              lmao sweet story! regardless if it's true or not, it's still funny
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                                                                                                                • Manowar
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                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                  • 71528
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by RS-MEDIA
                                                                                                                  Jewish dude didn't take you money????

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                                                                                                                    • sfera
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                                                                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                      • 8597
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      hahha this is hilarious if its true

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                                                                                                                        • sonofsam
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                                                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                          • 18648
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Downtime
                                                                                                                          lmao sweet story! regardless if it's true or not, it's still funny
                                                                                                                          agreed

                                                                                                                          btw, did anyone else think he forgot the T in "i punched my rabbit in the head" when you first saw the thread title ?

                                                                                                                          Last edited by sonofsam; 01-28-2006, 03:16 PM.
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                                                                                                                            • BlueQuartz
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                                                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                                                              • 1971
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Alphonso
                                                                                                                              i own the fucker over $4000 and have been trying to pay him the last 3 months but he wont accept the money because i work in a " sinful environment " so he has been spreading the news in the community i work in the porn biz. I told him to take the money or i wont pay him. He told me if i dont pay then he will report me the towns mayor, so i got frustrated and punched him in the head. I got attacked by over 15 people in the town chasing me to my house with sticks and stones.

                                                                                                                              i have couple of bruises and scartches

                                                                                                                              awwwww poor baby has some scratches and is worried someone will know he makes porn sites


                                                                                                                              1. suck it for being involved with religion - nothing more than a business for idiots who cant accept the insignificance of life. You are all as stupid as one another.

                                                                                                                              2. get a fucking backbone

                                                                                                                              3. read 1 and 2 again

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                                                                                                                                • Buzz
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                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 1908
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Did it once? Do it twice!

                                                                                                                                  Now go burn his house!

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                                                                                                                                    • Persignup Dustin
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      I came in this thread JUST to say 'oy vey," but Kernel beat me to it...


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                                                                                                                                        • UtahSaints
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Manowar
                                                                                                                                          I knew he was a liar?
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                                                                                                                                            • Alphonso
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                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2005
                                                                                                                                              • 544
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by pornopete
                                                                                                                                              where do you live?
                                                                                                                                              i live in akko its beside nehariya
                                                                                                                                              MEOWWWWW

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                                                                                                                                                • Alphonso
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                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2005
                                                                                                                                                  • 544
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                                                                                                  I call bullshit, this can't happen in real life.
                                                                                                                                                  in Israel EVERYONE will take your money no matter how you got it.
                                                                                                                                                  maybe in your village but not mine . my village is full of religious people
                                                                                                                                                  MEOWWWWW

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                                                                                                                                                    • Alphonso
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                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2005
                                                                                                                                                      • 544
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                                                                                                                                      why does this sound like the start of Frankenstein?
                                                                                                                                                      so now i am frankstein because i am jewish and i have big nose ? you anti-semitic
                                                                                                                                                      MEOWWWWW

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                                                                                                                                                        • Alphonso
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                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2005
                                                                                                                                                          • 544
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          i cant continue talking to everyone the doctor told me to put vaseline on my back and go to sleep so i will continue tommorow
                                                                                                                                                          MEOWWWWW

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                                                                                                                                                            • Oracle Porn
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Alphonso
                                                                                                                                                              maybe in your village but not mine . my village is full of religious people
                                                                                                                                                              village? i dont live in a village....


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                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 20295
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Have you ever noticed this trend, where a new poster shows up out of nowhere and immediately starts drama or tells wild stories?

                                                                                                                                                                  I feel sorry for people living such unoriginal lives.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Rodhead
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2006
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Alphonso
                                                                                                                                                                      i cant continue talking to everyone the doctor told me to put vaseline on my back and go to sleep so i will continue tommorow
                                                                                                                                                                      With advice like that, I'd sleep with the light on and lock the door. Maybe tomorrow he'll ask you to take a bath with him?
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Wiggles
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          haha this sounds like a comedic movie
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                                                                                                                                                                            • chase
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Alphonso
                                                                                                                                                                              so now i am frankstein because i am jewish and i have big nose ? you anti-semitic

                                                                                                                                                                              That's some funny shit, right there!
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                                                                                                  Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 40077
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Alphonso
                                                                                                                                                                                  so now i am frankstein because i am jewish and i have big nose ? you anti-semitic
                                                                                                                                                                                  Okay that is the dumbest thing I have ever read on this board and that takes some doing.

                                                                                                                                                                                  Have you seen it? I was reffering to you being chased by 'village folk' with sticks and stones. All that was needed to make it more like it would be pitch forks and torches.

                                                                                                                                                                                  Anyway, I call troll.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • phonesex
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2005
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      You are official a Muslim.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Alphonso
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2005
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                                                                                                                                          village? i dont live in a village....
                                                                                                                                                                                          i live in akko where do you live ?
                                                                                                                                                                                          MEOWWWWW

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Raven
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Didn't I read somewhere that the head rabbi in Israel has a blessing for those who look at porn? A prayer?

                                                                                                                                                                                              I'm calling bullshit on this one.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Alphonso
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Wiggles
                                                                                                                                                                                                  haha this sounds like a comedic movie
                                                                                                                                                                                                  yeah crazy story i never been so mad before at someone else
                                                                                                                                                                                                  MEOWWWWW

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