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  • JFK
    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
    • Jan 2002
    • 67369

    #51
    Fitty...............DJ's in Hell
    Last edited by JFK; 01-27-2006, 08:45 AM.

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    • TinaBallina
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2003
      • 922

      #52
      Don't get me wrong, I like this song (I should actually say I did like it) but good lord I am haunted by it from the OCCash crew on a regular basis:

      Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
      I took her to my house and told her strip
      Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
      I said, "Bitch!!! Do what you want
      Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
      I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
      Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
      I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk
      My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,
      I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
      I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
      It's the California lifestyle that I live.

      xoxoxo
      TinaBallina

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      • HollywoodChris
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2003
        • 1282

        #53
        Originally posted by TinaBallina
        Don't get me wrong, I like this song (I should actually say I did like it) but good lord I am haunted by it from the OCCash crew on a regular basis:

        Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
        I took her to my house and told her strip
        Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
        I said, "Bitch!!! Do what you want
        Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
        I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
        Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
        I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk
        My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,
        I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
        I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
        It's the California lifestyle that I live.

        xoxoxo
        TTTSC indahouse!! great song... first time I heard that TS song I was 15 in Tampa at the tropicana with 4 hookers watching them smoke crack. One girl looked over at me and said "YO YO, turn it up cool"

        "Arm Wide Open" - Creed
        what a shitty band... I think it's worse that people actually think they sound good.

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        • xxxjay
          Tube groupie.
          • Aug 2002
          • 13482

          #54
          Originally posted by TinaBallina
          Don't get me wrong, I like this song (I should actually say I did like it) but good lord I am haunted by it from the OCCash crew on a regular basis:

          Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
          I took her to my house and told her strip
          Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
          I said, "Bitch!!! Do what you want
          Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
          I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
          Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
          I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk
          My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,
          I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
          I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
          It's the California lifestyle that I live.

          xoxoxo
          Sometimes the truth is said in jest.
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          • TinaBallina
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2003
            • 922

            #55
            Originally posted by xxxjay
            Sometimes the truth is said in jest.
            Dearest Jay,

            You obviously have me mistaken with one of your many plebeians. Remember, an ignoble child cannot grow up to be a king, a queen or even a princess so please don't confuse me with one.

            Princess Ballina
            xo
            TinaBallina

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            • _Danielle_
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2003
              • 949

              #56
              I'm going with Golddigger on this one!

              I haven't heard Poison in the club! Especially unskinny bop for that matter!

              Don't cha is bad but, they don't play it nearly as much as they do Golddigger.

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              • TinaBallina
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2003
                • 922

                #57
                Originally posted by _Danielle_
                I'm going with Golddigger on this one!

                I haven't heard Poison in the club! Especially unskinny bop for that matter!

                Don't cha is bad but, they don't play it nearly as much as they do Golddigger.
                Good one babe......xo....miss you sweetie....xo
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                • _Danielle_
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 949

                  #58
                  Originally posted by TinaBallina
                  Good one babe......xo....miss you sweetie....xo


                  Hey Mama!!

                  XXOO

                  We need to get together! I was thinking of making it up there soon!
                  Possibly next weekend!!

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                  • TinaBallina
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 922

                    #59
                    Originally posted by _Danielle_
                    Hey Mama!!

                    XXOO

                    We need to get together! I was thinking of making it up there soon!
                    Possibly next weekend!!
                    Let me know, you should stay with Leslie and me, we have the room girl....you have my cell, you better use it or else....

                    xoxoxo
                    TinaBallina

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                    • fl_prn_str
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 5736

                      #60
                      If God is a DJ
                      Life is a dance floor
                      Love is the rhythm
                      You are the music
                      If God is a DJ
                      Life is a dance floor
                      You get what you're given
                      It's all how you use it


                      Pink

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                      • Jace
                        FBOP Class Of 2013
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 35562

                        #61
                        Originally posted by fl_prn_str
                        If God is a DJ
                        Life is a dance floor
                        Love is the rhythm
                        You are the music
                        If God is a DJ
                        Life is a dance floor
                        You get what you're given
                        It's all how you use it


                        Pink
                        the ONLY thing good that ever came out of her mouth were those lyrics

                        and I would guess that she probably didn't even write that song

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                        • Monique Niccole
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 5653

                          #62
                          Creed -- Arms Wide Open

                          You've got the double whammy that it's a shitty song, plus they're a sort of mainstreamed Christian rock group. The Devil could play a constant loop of the video where Scott Stapp looks like Jesus in the desert.

                          It would be like taunting and torturing the damned on every sensory level possible.

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                          • JenniDahling
                            Market Penetration Specialist
                            • Jul 2005
                            • 5285

                            #63
                            Originally posted by TinaBallina
                            Don't get me wrong, I like this song (I should actually say I did like it) but good lord I am haunted by it from the OCCash crew on a regular basis:

                            Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
                            I took her to my house and told her strip
                            Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
                            I said, "Bitch!!! Do what you want
                            Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
                            I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
                            Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
                            I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk
                            My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,
                            I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
                            I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
                            It's the California lifestyle that I live.

                            xoxoxo

                            Daaam, all I got sung to me was the 80's tune 867-5309/Jenny... pales in comparison. I miss you chickee!

                            cLick my kitty, you know you want to
                            jenni {at} prkitty.com
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                            • TinaBallina
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 922

                              #64
                              Originally posted by JenniDahling
                              Daaam, all I got sung to me was the 80's tune 867-5309/Jenny... pales in comparison. I miss you chickee!
                              Hey girlie wirlie, LOL, that is cute. I miss you too....I love how I am now catching up with my bitches......lol...through threads like this....funny right, hit me up on line girl....xoxo
                              TinaBallina

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                              • overflow
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 122

                                #65
                                We close our eyes. Oingo boingo
                                "LET ME SHOOT IT"

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                                • JamesK2
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 6589

                                  #66
                                  Actually I'd go for 50 cent or Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

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                                  • Fresh
                                    • Mar 2005
                                    • 4920

                                    #67
                                    Golddigger for SUUUUUREEEE. that song sucks fuckin bear balls.


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                                    • Holly Lez!
                                      She's back
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 3480

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by _Danielle_
                                      Hey Mama!!

                                      XXOO

                                      We need to get together! I was thinking of making it up there soon!
                                      Possibly next weekend!!
                                      Come up!
                                      [email protected]
                                      Skype: hollyruprecht

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                                      • TinaBallina
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 922

                                        #69
                                        What was this thread about again???????

                                        LOL
                                        TinaBallina

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                                        • xxxjay
                                          Tube groupie.
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 13482

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by JamesK
                                          Actually I'd go for 50 cent or Black Eyed Peas - My Humps
                                          Both are good calls. I thought about 50cent but I couldn't pick a song and My Humps is one for the list for sure. I with I had thought of that.
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                                          • xxxjay
                                            Tube groupie.
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 13482

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by TinaBallina
                                            What was this thread about again???????

                                            LOL
                                            I was about how if tinaballina had as many cocks sticking out of her as she's had sticking into her -- she would look like a penis porcupine!
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                                            • TinaBallina
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 922

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by TinaBallina
                                              Dearest Jay,

                                              You obviously have me mistaken with one of your many plebeians. Remember, an ignoble child cannot grow up to be a king, a queen or even a princess so please don't confuse me with one.

                                              Princess Ballina
                                              xo
                                              Jay this post some how got overlooked, and now you are bringing bestiality into the equation. First the plebeians and now this........?
                                              TinaBallina

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                                              • xxxjay
                                                Tube groupie.
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 13482

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by TinaBallina
                                                Dearest Jay,

                                                You obviously have me mistaken with one of your many plebeians. Remember, an ignoble child cannot grow up to be a king, a queen or even a princess so please don't confuse me with one.

                                                Princess Ballina
                                                xo
                                                Lord, I think someone has been sniffing someones nutz.

                                                Study hard:
                                                http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-blog/

                                                Someday you MIGHT be as cool as me.

                                                NOT!
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                                                • TinaBallina
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 922

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by xxxjay
                                                  Lord, I think someone has been sniffing someones nutz.

                                                  Study hard:
                                                  http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-blog/

                                                  Someday you MIGHT be as cool as me.

                                                  NOT!
                                                  Always trying to drive traffic your way.......but where is your definition of "sniffing someones nutz?" Don't direct me to a your comment page because you want people to see that I, a non-plebeian, lol...has viewed your site, nice try though....xo
                                                  TinaBallina

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                                                  • Baker Rd
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2005
                                                    • 647

                                                    #75
                                                    Men At Work - You Can Dance If You Want To
                                                    money talks and bullshit walks.

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                                                    • nico-t
                                                      emperor of my world
                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 29901

                                                      #76
                                                      this shit is bananas B A N A N A S

                                                      imagine listening to that for eternity!!

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                                                      • nico-t
                                                        emperor of my world
                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                        • 29901

                                                        #77
                                                        or the never ending chorus of beyonces new hit

                                                        Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
                                                        Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
                                                        Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
                                                        Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
                                                        Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
                                                        Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
                                                        Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
                                                        Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
                                                        *contemplating suicide*
                                                        Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
                                                        Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
                                                        Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
                                                        Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
                                                        Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
                                                        Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
                                                        Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
                                                        *brain freeze*
                                                        Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
                                                        Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
                                                        Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
                                                        Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
                                                        Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
                                                        *snapped & instant death*

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                                                        • xxxjay
                                                          Tube groupie.
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 13482

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by nico-t
                                                          or the never ending chorus of beyonces new hit

                                                          Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
                                                          Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
                                                          Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
                                                          Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
                                                          Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
                                                          Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
                                                          Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
                                                          Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
                                                          *contemplating suicide*
                                                          Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
                                                          Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
                                                          Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
                                                          Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
                                                          Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
                                                          Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
                                                          Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
                                                          *brain freeze*
                                                          Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
                                                          Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
                                                          Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
                                                          Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
                                                          Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
                                                          *snapped & instant death*
                                                          Beyonce rules, as long as she doesn't sing.
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                                                          • xxxjay
                                                            Tube groupie.
                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                            • 13482

                                                            #79
                                                            Bump -- this is more of a weekend thread anyways.

                                                            The numbers here pretty much mirror the poll on my blog.

                                                            I think most people are over the Pussycat Dolls by now.

                                                            That song should be retired.
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                                                            • TinaBallina
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                              • 922

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by xxxjay
                                                              Bump -- this is more of a weekend thread anyways.

                                                              The numbers here pretty much mirror the poll on my blog.

                                                              I think most people are over the Pussycat Dolls by now.

                                                              That song should be retired.
                                                              Obviously, this needed a bump over the weekend to become a weekend thread....update would be????

                                                              Jay, hello, anyone????
                                                              TinaBallina

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