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  • Murderous
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    • Oct 2003
    • 3938

    #1

    Why is it that cats feel they must...

    ...stick their ass in your face?

    I mean, C'MON!!!
    EVERY FUCKING TIME???

    And the bitch feels she needs to lay right on the keyboard too.
  • HomoErectus
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    • Nov 2005
    • 159

    #2
    d00d, my cat does the same damn thing. He jumps up here on my desk and walks right in between me and the keyboard and she shoves his cat ass right in my damn face. Sometimes the dirty little shit will fart also.

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    • bringer
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      • Jul 2003
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      #3
      Originally posted by HomoErectus
      d00d, my cat does the same damn thing. He jumps up here on my desk and walks right in between me and the keyboard and she shoves his cat ass right in my damn face. Sometimes the dirty little shit will fart also.
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      • Babagirls
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        • Feb 2001
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        #4
        hahaha mine does that too.




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        • BoyAlley
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          • Nov 2004
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          #5
          Originally posted by bringer
          is your cat a hermaphrodite?
          Our cat has had a sexual identity crisis ever since he got his nuts chopped off.......

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          • Murderous
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            • Oct 2003
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            #6
            Mine hasn't farted yet, but he/she has an identity crisis too.

            They named the pair Bonnie and Clyde when they were born, but as they grew so did Bonnies BALLS!

            So all HIS life he has been treated like a girl, and you can tell. It's like he's a fucking twink or something, acts just like it.

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            • Wiggles
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              • May 2004
              • 14423

              #7
              my cat does that all the time too, fucking annoying.
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              • Manowar
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                • Dec 2003
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                #8
                you love it really

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                • Murderous
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                  • Oct 2003
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Manowar
                  you love it really
                  Not me, but perhaps someone WILL come in that shares your aspiration.

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                  • Babagirls
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                    • Feb 2001
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                    #10
                    speaking of....lol
                    (these were taken 10 mins ago, dont mind my 'just waking up' look lol)





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                    • Elli
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                      • Apr 2003
                      • 17991

                      #11
                      Aww.. I miss my kitty. *sniff*

                      RIP Dickens

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                      • Babagirls
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                        • Feb 2001
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Elli
                        Aww.. I miss my kitty. *sniff*

                        RIP Dickens

                        omg that is like THEE cutest pic ever!!!
                        when did he pass away??




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                        • Loryn
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                          • Jul 2003
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Murderous
                          Mine hasn't farted yet, but he/she has an identity crisis too.

                          They named the pair Bonnie and Clyde when they were born, but as they grew so did Bonnies BALLS!

                          So all HIS life he has been treated like a girl, and you can tell. It's like he's a fucking twink or something, acts just like it.
                          That made me laugh out loud. So did Bonnie's balls. hahahahah

                          Too many stories like that.

                          My boys don't do that. My one boy Ralph, who is all white, you can't get two pets out of him before he claws your eyes out. He is 7 and is becoming such an ass. But I love him and I did make him mean. He is the one who attacks people. So cute. (But not, I know) My other boy Calvin, who is black, is scared of everything and is loves pets but never comes up to you for them you have to go to him. The white one should be black and the black one should be white with their personalities.
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                          • Murderous
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                            • Oct 2003
                            • 3938

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Babagirls
                            speaking of....lol
                            (these were taken 10 mins ago, dont mind my 'just waking up' look lol)

                            Exactly... I have 2 and they don't team up on me thank god, but they both do this. They hear me typing or clicking the mouse and they wanna interupt whatever I am doing.

                            I cannot help but to love them back, which just encourages them, but when I am designing or building I hate it when they fuck with the keyboard.

                            And what is it wth shoving your nasty ASS in my FACE... I hate that shit, grrr.

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                            • Murderous
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                              • Oct 2003
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                              That made me laugh out loud. So did Bonnie's balls. hahahahah

                              Too many stories like that.

                              My boys don't do that. My one boy Ralph, who is all white, you can't get two pets out of him before he claws your eyes out. He is 7 and is becoming such an ass. But I love him and I did make him mean. He is the one who attacks people. So cute. (But not, I know) My other boy Calvin, who is black, is scared of everything and is loves pets but never comes up to you for them you have to go to him. The white one should be black and the black one should be white with their personalities.
                              Mine are both young still, but damned lovable (for now) and both boys (now) so it may not last long. I really couldn't imagine them being any other way cause they just love the attention and will give it back. Hard to find cats like that.

                              Like any loving relationship... the very thing you hate about someone is exactly what you love about them.

                              I will try posting some pics later maybe.

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                              • Lord Nelson
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                                • Jan 2006
                                • 715

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Murderous
                                ...stick their ass in your face?

                                I mean, C'MON!!!
                                EVERY FUCKING TIME???
                                Cats have a gland somewhere on their asses, and by rubbing it against things, they mark them as their own (with special scent)


                                Your cat thinks you are his possesion (not the other way around) and he marks you from time to time.

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                                • Elli
                                  Reach for those stars!
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 17991

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Babagirls
                                  omg that is like THEE cutest pic ever!!!
                                  when did he pass away??
                                  We got him in 1996 or so, and he passed away last year. He had those urinary crystals for the past few years of his life, and apparently they are likely to come back even if you feed the cat the special pH food and whatnot. Poor guy. He was the most even-tempered, friendly cat and sooo soft. His brother still lives with my mom, but he's a bit of a bastard. Rather stand-offish and still the king of his block.

                                  Their mother was a calico, so we're guessing the father was a siamese. Just a guess.
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                                  • Gnat69
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                                    • Jan 2004
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                                    #18
                                    I have two kitties that do this to me all the time and as much as I may be ticked off, they just want you to show them as much attention as we show out computers.....
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                                    • Furious_Female
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                                      • Oct 2002
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                                      #19
                                      I have 7 cats, so you can just imagine how much kitty butt I have to deal with
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                                      • who
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                                        • Aug 2003
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                                        #20
                                        I have two and they're great

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                                        • Honez
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                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 6636

                                          #21
                                          I have three kitties and only one, my 15 year old Himilayan, likes hanging out on my desk with me. She loves to pace back and forth on my desk, making sure she walks on my keyboard and laptop before she goes to sleep in my Inbox.
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                                          • DatingGold
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                                            • Sam Granger
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                                              • Dec 2004
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                                              #23
                                              My cat emma does that too. Luckily she licks that area quite often do its not too smelly.

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                                              • Loryn
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                                                • Jul 2003
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Lord Nelson
                                                Cats have a gland somewhere on their asses, and by rubbing it against things, they mark them as their own (with special scent)


                                                Your cat thinks you are his possesion (not the other way around) and he marks you from time to time.

                                                Bingo! They have the same gland in their face and neck too. I guess Ralph doesn't clam me! When I do let him go outside he rubs everything around the front door where other kitties were. He throws his shoulders into it and everything.
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                                                • RRRED
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                                                  • Jan 2001
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                                                  #25
                                                  Have you ever had a bald cat... a MALE bald cat at that... stick his ass in your face? Not a pretty sight

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                                                  • Sam Granger
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                                                    • Dec 2004
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Lord Nelson
                                                    Cats have a gland somewhere on their asses, and by rubbing it against things, they mark them as their own (with special scent)


                                                    Your cat thinks you are his possesion (not the other way around) and he marks you from time to time.

                                                    Ahh ok, so thats why she squirts anus juice... I thought she just got over excited

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                                                    • Rui
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Murderous
                                                      Mine hasn't farted yet, but he/she has an identity crisis too.

                                                      They named the pair Bonnie and Clyde when they were born, but as they grew so did Bonnies BALLS!

                                                      So all HIS life he has been treated like a girl, and you can tell. It's like he's a fucking twink or something, acts just like it.
                                                      hahah this thread is a classic

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                                                      • Murderous
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Sam Granger
                                                        Ahh ok, so thats why she squirts anus juice... I thought she just got over excited
                                                        Eww... either that or she has worms, haha. One of ours had worms and I picked him up and he squirted shit all over my brother... I felt bad for him. The cat not my brother. He is better now thank god.

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                                                        • Sam Granger
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Murderous
                                                          Eww... either that or she has worms, haha. One of ours had worms and I picked him up and he squirted shit all over my brother... I felt bad for him. The cat not my brother. He is better now thank god.
                                                          Haha, the squirting was just a joke. But she does suck and lick my jumper when i give her a cuddle and she drules (drule out of her mouth!!) and she does the paw oushing thingie

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                                                          • Murderous
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Rui
                                                            hahah this thread is a classic

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                                                            • Sana Chan
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                                                              • Aug 2004
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                                                              #31
                                                              My cat does that on occation. But she's a sweet heart. Solid black with green eyes. She's actually Tala's cat Bizzy that now lives with me! And isn't a fat ass any more. ^_^ Her head is now proportional to her body.

                                                              Wierd thing about MY cat is she must lick you as you pet her. Any time you touch her she's licking your hand.
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                                                              • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                • 40077

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Elli
                                                                Aww.. I miss my kitty. *sniff*

                                                                RIP Dickens



                                                                I miss my kitty too



                                                                I had another cat (my parents still have her) that would wake me up every morning with her butt in my face. Very nice first thing in the morning.

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                                                                • Elli
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                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                  • 17991

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                                                  I miss my kitty too



                                                                  I had another cat (my parents still have her) that would wake me up every morning with her butt in my face. Very nice first thing in the morning.
                                                                  hehe Dickens would wake me up by purring and kneading my hair against the pillow. And he had a *very* loud purr.
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                                                                  • Barefootsies
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                                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                                    • 42635

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Babagirls
                                                                    speaking of....lol
                                                                    (these were taken 10 mins ago, dont mind my 'just waking up' look lol)

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                                                                    • Jennyfer
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                                                                      • Sep 2005
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Cats are cute, but that's one of the reson why i'll never buy one...yuck.
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                                                                      • Murderous
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                                                                        • Oct 2003
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Barefootsies
                                                                        Hawtie.

                                                                        My thoughts too, I would so FUCK her

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