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  • Rochard
    Jägermeister Test Pilot
    • Dec 2001
    • 75761

    #1

    Lensman: Ten reasons.....

    Ten reasons why you should give me this jacket.

    Reason Number One:
    Because I can drink more Jager than anyone on this board.



    Reason Number Two: I like bunnies more than you.



    Reason Number Three: I take nice pictures of you.



    Reason Number Four: Because I'm a fun loving kind of guy.



    Reason Number Five: Because I'm a porn star!



    Reason Number Six: Beacause women like to spoon feed me....



    Reason Number Seven: Because I clean up well!



    Reason Number Eight: Because I have HUGE balls (with all due respect to YNOT Bob!)!



    Reason Number Nine: Beacause I think that drinking anything other than Jager is not good enough!



    Reason Number Ten: Because you gave the last jacket away to Baddog because he "looked better in it".
    Herschel Savage
    Brooklyn, NY
  • Donny
    As you wish...
    • May 2002
    • 13754

    #2
    Reason #11: Because Donovan Phillips will get naked and post the pics on GFY if you give him the jacket, and that will distract Rochard from doing any work for the rest of the day.

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    • WiredGuy
      Pounding Googlebot
      • Aug 2002
      • 34515

      #3
      Nice pic of Rocki ;)
      WG
      I play with Google.

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      • 3M TA3
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2005
        • 2972

        #4
        i vote for RocHard

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        • Thurbs
          The Thrilla in Manila
          • Sep 2004
          • 4785

          #5
          NICE POST Rochard, covered all the bases with this one. Definately deserve the jacket, any man with balls that big needs a good jacket to compliment the bulge

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          • Rochard
            Jägermeister Test Pilot
            • Dec 2001
            • 75761

            #6
            Originally posted by Donny
            Reason #11: Because Donovan Phillips will get naked and post the pics on GFY if you give him the jacket, and that will distract Rochard from doing any work for the rest of the day.
            Note reason #10. Somehow in San Diego once I ended up on stage in a contest against Baddog to get a jacket from Lensman. I offered to take off all of my clothes on the spot if he gave me the jacket.

            I kept my clothes on and Baddog still won the jacket.
            Herschel Savage
            Brooklyn, NY

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            • CybermedAndy
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2004
              • 4170

              #7
              Damn Rochard.. you had me at bunnies



              Too bad I'm not the one giving away the jacket

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              • AaronM
                GFY Royality ;)
                • Oct 2001
                • 46917

                #8
                So many many comments come to mind here.

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                • TreasureBucks
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 1971

                  #9
                  great pics

                  TREASUREBUCKS.COM

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                  • Niko Bimini
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 2372

                    #10
                    Originally posted by AngelDollarsAndy
                    Damn Rochard.. you had me at bunnies



                    Too bad I'm not the one giving away the jacket

                    See now for me the bunny was what killed the whole thing

                    ... ICQ# 264612090 Proudly hosting with www.MOJOHOST.com

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                    • GUNNER
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2001
                      • 2115

                      #11
                      Originally posted by RocHard
                      Note reason #10. Somehow in San Diego once I ended up on stage in a contest against Baddog to get a jacket from Lensman. I offered to take off all of my clothes on the spot if he gave me the jacket.

                      I kept my clothes on and Baddog still won the jacket.
                      Try that approach one more time, make an offer to post pics of yourself wearing nothing but the jacket if you win. Show us how big those cojones really are.
                      gunner @tutamail.com
                      25 years in the jizz biz

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                      • Rochard
                        Jägermeister Test Pilot
                        • Dec 2001
                        • 75761

                        #12
                        Originally posted by GUNNER
                        Try that approach one more time, make an offer to post pics of yourself wearing nothing but the jacket if you win. Show us how big those cojones really are.

                        I should do that, huh?
                        Herschel Savage
                        Brooklyn, NY

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                        • sweetums
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 2534

                          #13
                          Originally posted by GUNNER
                          Try that approach one more time, make an offer to post pics of yourself wearing nothing but the jacket if you win. Show us how big those cojones really are.
                          For the love of all that's good....DON'T dare him GUNNER!!! You know if you do that he'll post the pics even WITHOUT the jacket!!

                          J/K

                          Roc deserves the jacket - just on the merit that he's been in this biz for 5 years and has managed to remain very...very...silly! Hehe
                          ICQ: 114549321

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                          • Honez
                            Confirmed Brat
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 6636

                            #14
                            Originally posted by RocHard
                            I should do that, huh?
                            Prove to us that you really are hung like a soda can
                            Your Paysite Partner
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                            • Rochard
                              Jägermeister Test Pilot
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 75761

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Honez
                              Prove to us that you really are hung like a soda can
                              You know where I live.
                              Herschel Savage
                              Brooklyn, NY

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                              • GUNNER
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2001
                                • 2115

                                #16
                                Originally posted by sweetums
                                For the love of all that's good....DON'T dare him GUNNER!!! You know if you do that he'll post the pics even WITHOUT the jacket!!

                                J/K

                                Roc deserves the jacket - just on the merit that he's been in this biz for 5 years and has managed to remain very...very...silly! Hehe

                                dammnit, you're right, what was I thinking.

                                Ok Rochard, I dare you to post a picture of you FULLY DRESSED, standing next to a hot girl wearing the jacket and nothing else.
                                gunner @tutamail.com
                                25 years in the jizz biz

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                                • Lord Nelson
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jan 2006
                                  • 715

                                  #17
                                  nice ride in the last pic

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                                  • Rochard
                                    Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                    • Dec 2001
                                    • 75761

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by GUNNER
                                    dammnit, you're right, what was I thinking.

                                    Ok Rochard, I dare you to post a picture of you FULLY DRESSED, standing next to a hot girl wearing the jacket and nothing else.

                                    That can be arranged - Raimi is coming over for lunch today! All I would need is the jacket.
                                    Herschel Savage
                                    Brooklyn, NY

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                                    • Pete-KT
                                      Workin With The Devil
                                      • Oct 2004
                                      • 51532

                                      #19
                                      this thread sucks;)

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                                      • Pete-KT
                                        Workin With The Devil
                                        • Oct 2004
                                        • 51532

                                        #20
                                        Just Kidding Richard Calm Down

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                                        • sweetums
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 2534

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by GUNNER
                                          dammnit, you're right, what was I thinking.

                                          Ok Rochard, I dare you to post a picture of you FULLY DRESSED, standing next to a hot girl wearing the jacket and nothing else.
                                          Much better, GUNNER...muuuuuuuuucho better
                                          ICQ: 114549321

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                                          • Eric
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2000
                                            • 8818

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by RocHard
                                            Ten reasons why you should give me this jacket.


                                            Reason Number Four: Because I'm a fun loving kind of guy.

                                            I think a better label is "Because you look so damn good between the Pink!"
                                            No One

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                                            • Gateway69
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2002
                                              • 1510

                                              #23
                                              where is the pic of your pink hair ?
                                              Gateway - Tech Guru
                                              Dreaming Computers IG

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                                              • SCOOTER
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Oct 2001
                                                • 4010

                                                #24
                                                I think you should get it !!!


                                                Hook him up Lensman =)
                                                Scooter
                                                [email protected]

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                                                • Pornwolf
                                                  Drunk and Unruly
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 22712

                                                  #25
                                                  Heh heh, that is a helluva effort Rochard!
                                                  I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                  Webair, bitches.

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                                                  • Oracle Porn
                                                    Affiliate
                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 24433

                                                    #26
                                                    where did you get the pornstar tshirt? I want one


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                                                    • Fetish
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                      • 823

                                                      #27
                                                      You really love yourself, huh?

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                                                      • 3M TA3
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Aug 2005
                                                        • 2972

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Gateway69
                                                        where is the pic of your pink hair ?

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                                                        "A problem cannot be solved from the same consciousness that created it. We must learn to see the world anew." - Albert Einstein

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                                                        • Funbrunette
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2002
                                                          • 4834

                                                          #29
                                                          I thought I was your favorite Bunny


                                                          Hehehehehehhehe Great pics babe!
                                                          Stephanie (Funbrunette)
                                                          [email protected]
                                                          ICQ: 155-713-409

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                                                          • Rochard
                                                            Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                            • Dec 2001
                                                            • 75761

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Funbrunette
                                                            I thought I was your favorite Bunny


                                                            Hehehehehehhehe Great pics babe!
                                                            I haven't seen you in years and every time we try to get together.... it never happens.

                                                            My loss.

                                                            Or is it?
                                                            Herschel Savage
                                                            Brooklyn, NY

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                                                            • baddog
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 107089

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by RocHard
                                                              Reason Number Ten: Because you gave the last jacket away to Baddog because he "looked better in it".
                                                              But I do.

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                                                              • Rochard
                                                                Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                • 75761

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                where did you get the pornstar tshirt? I want one
                                                                I got it in Mexico during a YP. Love it.

                                                                Herschel Savage
                                                                Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                • Rochard
                                                                  Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                  • 75761

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                                                  But I do.

                                                                  Bastard!
                                                                  Herschel Savage
                                                                  Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                  • twinkley
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                                    • 807

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Damn

                                                                    10 very good reasons ...

                                                                    BUT

                                                                    You forgot the main reason

                                                                    CAUSE YER ROCHARD BAAABAY!

                                                                    twinkley
                                                                    ICQ - 720-99-798
                                                                    Email - twinkley @ kiwisourcing dot com






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                                                                    • _Danielle_
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                      • 949

                                                                      #35






                                                                      I don't know Rochard....Lensman and I take pretty dang good pics together.

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                                                                      • Funbrunette
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • May 2002
                                                                        • 4834

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by RocHard
                                                                        I haven't seen you in years and every time we try to get together.... it never happens.

                                                                        My loss.

                                                                        Or is it?
                                                                        How soon we forget! You sent me the bunny ears.....
                                                                        Stephanie (Funbrunette)
                                                                        [email protected]
                                                                        ICQ: 155-713-409

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                                                                        • Rochard
                                                                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                          • 75761

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by _Danielle_






                                                                          I don't know Rochard....Lensman and I take pretty dang good pics together.
                                                                          One of these things is not like the other.....
                                                                          One of these things just doesn't belong.....
                                                                          Herschel Savage
                                                                          Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                          • Rochard
                                                                            Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                            • Dec 2001
                                                                            • 75761

                                                                            #38
                                                                            This picture alone should be worth the jacket!

                                                                            Herschel Savage
                                                                            Brooklyn, NY

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