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Is Photographer Oliver Klozov's name pronounced ALL OF HER CLOTHES OFF?

01-26-2006, 06:32 PM

I've enjoyed looking at the fine erotic art photos of Oliver Klozov for many years. I rate him as among the top professional photographers out there (in case you have not seen his work, Google him).

Anyway, Oliver's name came up in another thread, and I laughed to myself when I realized that it could be pronounced "All of her clothes off".

That sounds like a name Bart Simpson would come up with.

Wicked sense of humor, or incredible irony if that is his real name...

Anyone know about this?

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01-26-2006, 06:33 PM

Yes that's how it's pronounced. No, it's not his real name.

But it confused me too for a while.
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01-26-2006, 06:33 PM

Damn, you're right, never thought of that. Funny, if thats the case.
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01-26-2006, 06:36 PM

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01-26-2006, 06:39 PM

wow... some folks truly are naive.
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01-26-2006, 06:39 PM

WOW!! You guys never realized that??!!! I have a pretty good stunt I pulled off at graduation with that name. HAHAHAHA

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01-26-2006, 06:40 PM

Originally posted by sltr

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01-26-2006, 06:43 PM

No, it's not a real name. Yes, it is meant to be pronounced as you spelled it.

Duh. LOL

I also know a photographer who goes by the name Hugh Jorgen. Run those two words together when you pronounce them.

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01-26-2006, 06:49 PM

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01-26-2006, 06:59 PM

Originally posted by sltr

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and 'mike hunt' ?
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01-26-2006, 07:16 PM

All these years and I just realized that.

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01-26-2006, 07:17 PM

Thats funny
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01-26-2006, 07:19 PM

oh wow, i never even noticed that...I guess I just never said it out loud
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01-26-2006, 07:20 PM

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01-26-2006, 07:22 PM

Originally posted by Jace

oh wow, i never even noticed that...I guess I just never said it out loud

I guess I am naive also.. I have never said his name out loud till now..

That is fucking funny as hell..

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01-26-2006, 07:28 PM

I have talked to him on the phone many many times and it is all of her clothes off... I did not catch it till he told me

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01-26-2006, 07:33 PM

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01-26-2006, 08:13 PM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Is Photographer Oliver Klozov's name pronounced ALL OF HER CLOTHES OFF?

Good one. I never thought about it. I must be getting retarded.

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crap! i just realized mike hawk sounds llike my cock

Yep. I'm getting retarded.

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01-26-2006, 08:25 PM

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01-26-2006, 08:28 PM

heh - i'll admit the first time i saw Oliver's site i didn't put 2 and 2 together....but i did figure it out all by myself

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01-26-2006, 08:32 PM

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01-26-2006, 08:51 PM

I was tempted to laugh at you about this, but I will admit... I looked at his name for almost a year and never realized.

Someone from gfy said his name to me while we were talking, and I was like, "whaaaatt???" I never made the connection until I heard it spoken.

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01-26-2006, 08:53 PM

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01-26-2006, 09:54 PM

Yeah I caught that a long time ago.

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01-26-2006, 10:09 PM

My excuse is that I had assumed his last name would phonetically be pronounced "Claws-Off".

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01-26-2006, 10:37 PM

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01-26-2006, 10:40 PM

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01-26-2006, 11:11 PM

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01-26-2006, 11:19 PM

I use the name Jess Joe King (Just Joking) in one of my Yahoo Groups, and you would be amazed at how many real (not spam) e-mail's I get that begin with "Dear Jess" or "Jess", when the posted e-mail addy is ADG_Web_Dude @...

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01-26-2006, 11:55 PM

at first I thought he is Russian
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01-27-2006, 05:05 AM

Originally posted by Lev

at first I thought he is Russian

same here

then again, im not an native english speaker, so for me it sounded naturally like a Russian name

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01-27-2006, 05:09 AM

He's dating Ivana Humpalot.
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01-27-2006, 05:16 AM

Originally posted by ssp

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01-27-2006, 05:28 AM

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