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  • Saeun
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2005
    • 299
    #1

    Shit... Franck (Battus) has just been taken to hospital in an ambulance

    I heard some loud fucking yelling coming from his room... when I went to check, he was laying curled up on the floor (pants down), zippo on the floor, and some S&M bondage site loaded on his screen. It seems that he was masturbating & tried to whip himself with his own belt, but when that didn't provide much pleasure, he got carried away, and held a lighter to the tip of his penis.

    I had to call 911. He'll probably be ashamed as a motherfucker about this, but on his behalf, sorry if he's not online to answer ICQs/emails for the next few hours, I'm going to the hospital soon with some of his CDs (justin timberlake, avril lavigne, etc) in case they decide to keep him in overnight.

    More news as I get it.
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    • Fred Quimby
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 5430
      #2
      I though he may have gotten his fist stuck in his ass again.

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        • who
          So Fucking Banned
          • Aug 2003
          • 19593
          #3
          Damn... Doesn't he know not to use a fluid based lighter for penile stimulation...

          I'll ring his mom and let her know.

          Franck is a good guy, don't you agree?

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            • bjjb
              Have laptop will travel
              • Mar 2004
              • 13074
              #4
              hahahahah I like Franck but this is fuccking funnny

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                • swedguy
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 7981
                  #5
                  The 119 gave it away. Hopefully you would dial 112 if it was an emergency

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                    • Mutt
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 34431
                      #6


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                        • austinth
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 1770
                          #7
                          so does this mean my inbox will get a break for a few days?
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                            • Murderous
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 3938
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Fred Quimby
                              I though he may have gotten his fist stuck in his ass again.
                              Haha me too... what is it like 4 times already just in '06?

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                                • Doctor Dre
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 51692
                                  #9
                                  I hear some whining sounds in the air comming slowly toward us.
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                                    • who
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 19593
                                      #10

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                                        • polish_aristocrat
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 40377
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Saeun
                                          I heard some loud fucking yelling coming from his room... when I went to check, he was laying curled up on the floor (pants down), zippo on the floor, and some S&M bondage site loaded on his screen. It seems that he was masturbating & tried to whip himself with his own belt, but when that didn't provide much pleasure, he got carried away, and held a lighter to the tip of his penis.

                                          I had to call 911. He'll probably be ashamed as a motherfucker about this, but on his behalf, sorry if he's not online to answer ICQs/emails for the next few hours, I'm going to the hospital soon with some of his CDs (justin timberlake, avril lavigne, etc) in case they decide to keep him in overnight.

                                          More news as I get it.





























                                          I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                            • PimpDaddyPants
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2005
                                              • 1581
                                              #12
                                              yahhhhhh!

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                                                • WME
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 1005
                                                  #13
                                                  was this the 10th time he was hospitalized for the same reason?
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                                                    • Saeun
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 299
                                                      #14
                                                      Just got back from the hospital... thank god it's not too far... took his laptop, so if he can get it hooked up somehow, he might be posting soon. I don't know if they have access in the hospital, though. He was still waiting for a few tests when I left, doctors are slow as fuck. He didn't seem too pleased when I told him that I'd posted this thread... got all emotional and angry... but what is done is done.

                                                      He'll calm down soon & post here soon, I'm sure.
                                                      Last edited by Saeun; 01-26-2006, 01:58 PM.

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                                                        • Screaming
                                                          I can change this!!!!!
                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                          • 18972
                                                          #15
                                                          Hope hes ok...

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                                                            • Shoehorn!
                                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 22872
                                                              #16

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                                                                • Wiggles
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                  • 14423
                                                                  #17
                                                                  i bet there is a gerbil trapped somewhere too!
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                                                                    • BoyAlley
                                                                      So Fucking Gay
                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                      • 19714
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Fred Quimby
                                                                      I though he may have gotten his fist stuck in his ass again.

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                                                                        • uno
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                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 18450
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by swedguy
                                                                          The 119 gave it away. Hopefully you would dial 112 if it was an emergency
                                                                          yah, very lame.
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                                                                            • czarina
                                                                              Webmaster Extraordinaire
                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                              • 10751
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Man that is a funny one. When will he show up with a response to this?

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                                                                                • Spunky
                                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                  • 133978
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I think his custom title sent him over the edge

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                                                                                    • Nembrionic
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                      • 2424
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by czarina
                                                                                      Man that is a funny one. When will he show up with a response to this?
                                                                                      I don't think he'll be responding anytime soon

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                                                                                        • Basic_man
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                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 27360
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          What a weird way to get stimulation .. hope I'll be back soon
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                                                                                            • Pornwolf
                                                                                              Drunk and Unruly
                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                              • 22712
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Hmm, lame.
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                                                                                                • NickB.
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                  • 8865
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by swedguy
                                                                                                  The 119 gave it away. Hopefully you would dial 112 if it was an emergency
                                                                                                  hahahahhah! you guys got me there for a second

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