The timeline of life.... From my point of view

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  • pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2005
    • 5133

    #1

    The timeline of life.... From my point of view

    You are born
    you realize people suck
    you start having sex
    you get a job
    you get married
    you stop having sex
    you get fired
    you die

    did I miss anything??
  • Az A Bay Bay
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    • Sep 2007
    • 1129

    #2
    hahahahahahahahaha, lol

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    • Az A Bay Bay
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2007
      • 1129

      #3
      Ooo ya Really funnie ")

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      • ADL Colin
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Feb 2001
        • 11929

        #4
        Mix in a divorce and some hookers (in any order) and it makes more sense


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        • 2012
          So Fucking What
          • Jul 2006
          • 17189

          #5
          the glass is half empty

          Originally posted by ADL Colin
          Mix in a divorce and some hookers (in any order) and it makes more sense
          wouldn't hookers be more of a plus?

          you should throw in taxes and dmv visits ...
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          • PantieZ
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2001
            • 1441

            #6
            Originally posted by pussyserver
            You are born
            you realize people suck
            you start having sex
            you get a job
            you get married
            you stop having sex
            you get fired
            you die

            did I miss anything??

            you get high ?

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            • tranza
              ICQ: 197-556-237
              • Jun 2003
              • 57559

              #7
              Yep, that's pretty much it.
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              • Tom_PM
                Porn Meister
                • Feb 2005
                • 16443

                #8
                Being born is the root of all evil.
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                • [ Nate ]
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 1468

                  #9
                  This is a very negative thread....cheer up people, halloween is upon us... ;)
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                  • nAtuRaLbEautY
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2006
                    • 6107

                    #10
                    lol! nice list. wish this will be true.
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                    • StuartD
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                      • Jul 2002
                      • 29903

                      #11
                      you enter life
                      you need to be fed, clothed, ass cleaned, can't remember anything
                      you learn
                      you grow
                      you work (school)
                      you work (job)
                      you work (career)
                      you shrink
                      you forget
                      you need to be fed, clothed, ass cleaned, can't remember anything
                      you leave life
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                      • Linkster
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 3216

                        #12
                        I guess my POV is a lot different

                        1. Youre born
                        2. Have a Great Time
                        3. Die
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                        • Violetta
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                          • Jul 2004
                          • 28735

                          #13
                          - you realize people suck...

                          I guess that's in america
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                          • pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 5133

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Rockatansky
                            - you realize people suck...

                            I guess that's in america
                            Humans suck all over the world not just America

                            ...hell ask any other animal living on this planet if people suck

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                            • shannmarie
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 120

                              #15
                              Originally posted by StuartD
                              you enter life
                              you need to be fed, clothed, ass cleaned, can't remember anything
                              you learn
                              you grow
                              you work (school)
                              you work (job)
                              you work (career)
                              you shrink
                              you forget
                              you need to be fed, clothed, ass cleaned, can't remember anything
                              you leave life
                              LOL. I agree!
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                              • Brother Bilo
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 4193

                                #16
                                I guess if you live a depressing and useless existance. I have fun with my life. Ya I work and do all the shit that sucks, but I fill the rest with good people and good times.

                                I guess it sucks to be you, sorry dude.

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                                • ADL Eddie
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2007
                                  • 548

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by fartfly
                                  wouldn't hookers be more of a plus?
                                  Absolutely. I guess I missed the point. I was thinking REALITY.


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                                  • BOSS1
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 4331

                                    #18
                                    did u forget to take your xanax ?

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                                    • Vick!
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 6882

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by StuartD
                                      you enter life
                                      you need to be fed, clothed, ass cleaned, can't remember anything
                                      you learn
                                      you grow
                                      you work (school)
                                      you work (job)
                                      you work (career)
                                      you shrink
                                      you forget
                                      you need to be fed, clothed, ass cleaned, can't remember anything
                                      you leave life
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