Is America ready for a FLILF?

**georgeyw** · 10-29-2007, 10:44 PM

FLILF = what?

**desus** · 10-29-2007, 10:44 PM

we already had one

ohhhhh yeahh

**sicone** · 10-29-2007, 10:44 PM

first lady id like to fuck

**2012** · 10-29-2007, 10:45 PM

fat lady?

**Snake Doctor** · 10-29-2007, 10:46 PM

That was a fucking hilarious skit.

If we're gonna have one it's gotta be Kucinich's wife....she has a tongue piercing

**baddog** · 10-29-2007, 10:46 PM

Originally posted by desus

we already had one

ohhhhh yeahh

I heard she was a bitch.

**DS250** · 10-29-2007, 10:49 PM

Originally posted by baddog

I heard she was a bitch.

You would know that first hand since you were at least 50 when she died dinosaur.

**baddog** · 10-29-2007, 10:50 PM

Originally posted by Snake Doctor

That was a fucking hilarious skit.

If we're gonna have one it's gotta be Kucinich's wife....she has a tongue piercing

and she is fucking hot

**baddog** · 10-29-2007, 10:51 PM

Originally posted by DS250

You would know that first hand since you were at least 50 when she died dinosaur.

16 year olds should be in bed by now

**sortie** · 10-29-2007, 10:55 PM

Originally posted by baddog

Well, is it?

He looks like a lizzard monster standing next to her.

**DS250** · 10-29-2007, 10:56 PM

Originally posted by baddog

116 year olds should be in bed by now

So go to bed Frankenstein.

**baddog** · 10-29-2007, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by DS250

So go to bed Frankenstein.

Let's see a picture of you Fabio.

Does it bother you that much that I am able to do what you can only dream of?

**Snake Doctor** · 10-29-2007, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by baddog

and she is fucking hot

There's one president who wouldn't be looking for an intern to give him a blowjob

**DS250** · 10-29-2007, 11:04 PM

Originally posted by baddog

Let's see a picture of you Fabio.

Does it bother you that much that I am able to do what you can only dream of?

Anyone can pay off hookers and porn stars to stand in the same room as them so don't act like that is an accomplishment. Now run along and go correct someone's spelling errors so you can feel better about your own decrepit life old man.

**baddog** · 10-29-2007, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by Snake Doctor

There's one president who wouldn't be looking for an intern to give him a blowjob

No question

**baddog** · 10-29-2007, 11:06 PM

Originally posted by DS250

Anyone can pay off hookers and porn stars to stand in the same room as them so don't act like that is an accomplishment. Now run along and go correct someone's spelling errors so you can feel better about your own decrepit life old man.

Jealousy is a real bitch, isn't it?

Let me know when you move out of your parent's home, then we can talk. Until then,

**DS250** · 10-29-2007, 11:12 PM

Originally posted by baddog

Jealousy is a real bitch, isn't it?

Let me know when you move out of your parent's home, then we can talk. Until then,

Oh you got me. Use the blanket statement about the parent's house/garage/basement for the millionth time and act like you have any clue. Just remember this thread the next time you post a picture of some porn star that is horrified to be standing next to you, and remember the rejection you feel when you tried to push your sad ass on her further and she told you she would never fuck the Crypt Keeper. You are in fact not a player, old man

**baddog** · 10-29-2007, 11:15 PM

nailed it, huh?

**DWB** · 10-29-2007, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by sortie

He looks like a lizzard monster standing next to her.

**Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 10-29-2007, 11:58 PM

what the hell is FLILF?

**baddog** · 10-30-2007, 12:01 AM

Originally posted by Jet

what the hell is FLILF?

asked and answered . . . pay attention

**Profits of Doom** · 10-30-2007, 12:03 AM

Originally posted by DS250

Anyone can pay off hookers and porn stars to stand in the same room as them so don't act like that is an accomplishment. Now run along and go correct someone's spelling errors so you can feel better about your own decrepit life old man.

You sure are an angry little fella. Did mommy not hold you enough, or too much?

**JFK** · 10-30-2007, 12:29 AM

Originally posted by Profits of Doom

You sure are an angry little fella. Did mommy not hold you enough, or too much?

**Sarah_Jayne** · 10-30-2007, 02:57 AM

I thought Jackie Kennedy filled that role in the past?

**Zorgman** · 10-30-2007, 03:26 AM

What about FITH ?

Fucked In The Head, Fucked In The Hummer, Fucked In The Hole. etc.

**Ross** · 10-30-2007, 03:37 AM

First Lady I'd Like To Fuck? I'm not even American and I got it! Funny all the same

**baddog** · 10-30-2007, 12:24 PM

Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash

I thought Jackie Kennedy filled that role in the past?

Good point.

**LeRoy** · 10-30-2007, 12:47 PM

DS250 is in no relation to me. Just to clear that up

**u-Bob** · 10-30-2007, 12:47 PM

**baddog** · 10-30-2007, 12:47 PM

Originally posted by D2222

DS250 is in no relation to me. Just to clear that up

Never crossed my mind.

**2012** · 10-30-2007, 12:48 PM

Originally posted by u-Bob

but she has a perty mouth

**GAMEFINEST** · 10-30-2007, 12:48 PM

im cool of that

**ShellyCrash** · 10-30-2007, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by baddog

and she is fucking hot

Holy cow- I thought she was his daughter. Crazy.

**Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 10-30-2007, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by baddog

Let's see a picture of you Fabio.

Does it bother you that much that I am able to do what you can only dream of?

what, outlive the dinosaurs?

**Brother Bilo** · 10-30-2007, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by u-Bob

She'll be the first to go from FLILF to PILF?

What a fucked up world if that happens.

**2012** · 10-30-2007, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by ShellyCrash

Holy cow- I thought she was his daughter. Crazy.

why do you think "a guy like that" has such an enormous shit eating grin on his face. even his eye's are smiling

**u-Bob** · 10-31-2007, 05:17 AM

Originally posted by fartfly

but she has a perty mouth

and she swallows

**DEA - banned for life** · 10-31-2007, 05:21 AM

id fuck hillary

**gornyhuy** · 10-31-2007, 06:01 AM

DAMN !!! How did a Bill Nye Science Guy like Kucinich score a hot redhead like that?

**gornyhuy** · 10-31-2007, 06:03 AM

Is America ready for a FLILF?

Is America ready for a FLILF?

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