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  • directfiesta
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    • Oct 2002
    • 30178

    #1

    What a MORON :crack dealer uses business cards = BUSTED!

    some are really stupid ...

    LEAVENWORTH, Kan. (AP) -- The business cards got a response, but surely not what their owner had in mind when he had them printed up.

    They came to the attention of Leavenworth police, who used them to make a drug arrest last week.

    Sylvester J. Williams, 21, of Leavenworth, was charged Monday with possessing crack cocaine with the intent to sell it, Maj. Patrick Kitchens of the Leavenworth Police Department said.

    Kitchens said Williams remained in custody Wednesday on $75,000 bond.

    He said police had heard for some time that Williams had been selling drugs in the area. "Then we heard that he was handing out business cards," the officer said. "In the course of our investigation we were fortunate to come up with one, and we gave him a call."

    Kitchens said the business card had an image of what appeared to be an alarm clock being hit by a boxing glove and said: "For a quick hit on time call the boss."

    "When he answered, we agreed to buy some crack from him, we went up there, and we arrested him," Kitchens said.

    The arrest was made Friday.

    "It makes our job considerably easier when they advertise and let us know where to get ahold of them," Kitchens said.

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  • Ice
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    • Nov 2002
    • 26053

    #2
    What a fucking dumbass
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    • polish_aristocrat
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      • Jul 2002
      • 40377

      #3
      whats his GFY nickname?
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      • Wordsforhire
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        • Jan 2006
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        #4
        lmfao that is sooo funny.

        Mind you I know a guy who went way to far. He was selling drugs from his kids pram with the kid in it! Was walking up and down the main street hiding the stuff under the covers. The guy is going down from 3 years.
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        • axelcat
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          #5

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          • EdgeXXX
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            • Oct 2005
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            #6
            Somebody spent too much time watching Half Baked
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            • Fresh
              • Mar 2005
              • 4920

              #7
              Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
              whats his GFY nickname?



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              • StuartD
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                • Jul 2002
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                #8
                GFY needs a "dumb news" forum or something.
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                • JFK
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                  • pornguy
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                    • Mar 2003
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                    #10
                    At least he was trying to get ahead in the crack business.
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                    • JamesK2
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                      • Aug 2004
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by pornguy
                      At least he was trying to get ahead in the crack business.

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                      • Manowar
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                        • Dec 2003
                        • 71528

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Wordsforhire
                        lmfao that is sooo funny.

                        Mind you I know a guy who went way to far. He was selling drugs from his kids pram with the kid in it! Was walking up and down the main street hiding the stuff under the covers. The guy is going down from 3 years.
                        damn

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                        • Screaming
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                          • Feb 2004
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                          #13
                          idiot....

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                          • Vitasoy
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                            • Oct 2003
                            • 58202

                            #14
                            Lol.. this made my day.


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                            • Nismo
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                              • May 2002
                              • 4977

                              #15
                              I heard he was also trying to setup an affiliate program called CrackCash.com
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                              • hydro
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                                • Dec 2003
                                • 4216

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Nismo
                                I heard he was also trying to setup an affiliate program called CrackCash.com
                                don't use them they shave and only count the 1st page hits

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                                • Wiggles
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                                  • May 2004
                                  • 14423

                                  #17
                                  alot of major places do that, but they also have a hug backup system in case card falls into wrong hands, this guy was just dumb.
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                                  • EroticySteve
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                                    • Mar 2005
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                                    #18
                                    Good, some people deserve to be caught.
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                                    • Stallion
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                                      • Jan 2001
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                                      #19
                                      haha damn that guy has shit for brains..
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                                      • Shoehorn!
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                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 22872

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                        whats his GFY nickname?

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                                        • sickkittens
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                                          • Jul 2002
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                                          #21
                                          I think I saw his card on acidflyers' portfolio page.

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                                          • jhauser
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                                            • Dec 2002
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                                            #22
                                            It's one of those ideas that doesn't even sound good in theory like renting a billboard that says for some partyfuel call_______.
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                                            • Abithefiend
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                                              • Nov 2005
                                              • 756

                                              #23
                                              What an idiot. Like this guy:

                                              LOWELL, Mass. - A man who held up banks by claiming he had a bomb in a bag was arrested after police found the bag actually contained books, including a phone book that had a mailing label with the manhahaha8217;s full name and address.
                                              George Melendez was arrested Thursday at his home in Lowell and charged with the Jan. 6 robbery of a bank in Dracut. Police said he is also likely to face charges in bank robberies in Lawrence and Salem, N.H.

                                              Melendez would go into each bank and hand the teller a note that said he had a bomb and would set it off if they refused to hand over the money. It should also be noted the notes were written in crayon.

                                              Each time, he would leave with the cash and leave the bag behind as a final threat. After he hit a bank in Lawrence, Mass., police found the hahaha8220;bombhahaha8221; bag filled with tangled wires and some books, one of which was a phone book with his name and address labeled on the cover. My God Watson, I think this is a clue.

                                              Police went to the address listed and placed him under arrest. He complained of chest pains and was taken to a nearby hospital. Doctors told reporters he is in stable but stupid condition.

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                                              • Doctor Dre
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                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 51692

                                                #24
                                                Most street dealers don't give a fuck if everybody knows what they are doing... in mtl when you walk downtown there are people screaming "coke crack weed" on the streets...
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                                                • WME
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                                                  #25
                                                  he should have consulted GFY first
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                                                  • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                    • 28609

                                                    #26
                                                    thats not so strange really. When i was younger , quite a few people ran ops like that..

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                                                    They dont care who is calling.. Most of the time they have some plan incase the number falls into the wrong hands, but it usually doesnt do any good anyways , because eventually some hooker will get picked up and narc them out to the cops.
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                                                    • Jarmusch
                                                       
                                                      • May 2003
                                                      • 12479

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by hydro
                                                      don't use them they shave and only count the 1st page hits
                                                      What's wrong with counting 1st page hits? Wish more sponsors would do that.

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                                                      • PimpDaddyPants
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                                                        • Aug 2005
                                                        • 1581

                                                        #28
                                                        hahaha omfg what a dumbshit biz cards for crack hahahah unheard of

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                                                        • Rui
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                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                          • 9533

                                                          #29
                                                          Darwin Award worthy no doubt...

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                                                          • reynold
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                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 51271

                                                            #30
                                                            Crack dealers aint suppose to be that idiot.

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                                                            • Spunky
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                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 133978

                                                              #31
                                                              Smoking too much of his product

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                                                              • NickB.
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                                whats his GFY nickname?
                                                                hahahahahhahahah! fuck! I just spitted coffee all over my desk

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                                                                • aico
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                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                  • 14748

                                                                  #33
                                                                  If he paid the Crack Tax, are the business cards considered tax deductible?

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                                                                  • Jennyfer
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                                                                    • Sep 2005
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    haha..what a stupid guy!
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                                                                    • dunefield
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                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                      • 10920

                                                                      #35
                                                                      bahahaha you gotta be fucking kidding me... they might as well a t-shirt saying "drug dealer here"

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