Originally Posted by fartfly

We were probably there once.

A loooooong time ago.

Then we started to fuck things up ... screwed up the atmosphere and royally fuck over the planet. We found a small star with a moon to settle on after we got our space program together.

That star was Earth.

We had to leave Mars quickly because it would soon be uninhabitable for life. We needed a new place to pillage rape and plunder until all the resources where gone to support our fast food and escalade habits. It was obvious we were made in the image of god and everything in the Universe was ours to play nintendo style games with.

And the Sage Continues ...