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  • xNetworx
    So Fucking What
    • Jan 2004
    • 14445

    #1

    Dirty joke that made me lol

    A man is visiting his wife in the hospital where she rests in a deep coma. The husband notices that her heart rate monitor beeped faster as he caressed her hand. He notifies a doctor who tells him that intimate contact can stimulate a comatose patient and in rare instances, patients have actually been awakened from sexual contact. The husband asks the doctor what he thinks he should do. The doctor tells him that he has read oral sex is what generally awoke female patients. The doctor excuses himself and draws a curtain around the bed. Moments later he hears an emergency alarm in the coma patient?s room and rushes to the scene. The woman has flat lined and the husband is weeping next to the bed. The doctor asks the man what happened and the sobbing husband replies, "You gave me bad advice Doc, I think I choked her".
  • polle45
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 693

    #2
    Hehe.. Now thats a stickey situation!
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    • 3M TA3
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      • Aug 2005
      • 2972

      #3
      lol wtf...that was decent

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      • reynold
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2002
        • 51271

        #4
        Ok, men always think of their own satisfaction.

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        • xclusive
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Apr 2004
          • 35218

          #5
          lol that's a good one

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          • Abithefiend
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2005
            • 756

            #6
            Lol funny

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            • Manowar
              jellyfish  
              • Dec 2003
              • 71528

              #7

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              • u-Bob
                there's no $$$ in porn
                • Jul 2005
                • 33063

                #8
                hehe

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                • evanmorgan
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 2490

                  #9
                  pretty obvious after reading the oral sex bit but it was alright i guess
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                  • gangbangjoe
                    Ronin
                    • May 2004
                    • 17693

                    #10
                    not that funny imo

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                    • sfera
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 8597

                      #11
                      lol selfish man!

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                      • gornyhuy
                        Chafed.
                        • May 2002
                        • 18041

                        #12
                        serves that bitch right.






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                        • xNetworx
                          So Fucking What
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 14445

                          #13
                          Originally posted by gangbangjoe
                          not that funny imo
                          Maybe you are depressed

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                          • Bruce_Miller
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                            • Mar 2004
                            • 783

                            #14
                            I'm sure he was just trying to force air down her throat... it's all any good guy would do!

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                            • Stallion
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                              • Jan 2001
                              • 6632

                              #15
                              haha damn..
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                              • amandaspost
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                                • Aug 2004
                                • 1935

                                #16
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