This is why us fat guys are better at sex....Ladies, pay attention!

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  • TheHatchet
    Half man... Half Amazing!
    • Sep 2002
    • 13958
    #101
    100 Heavily breathing fat dudes

    I thought it was just cause you couldn't see your dick, let alone it penetrating anything, therefore making it easier for you to maintain your "cool"
    Last edited by TheHatchet; 01-23-2006, 03:42 PM.

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      • SilentKnight
        Megan Fox's fluffer
        • Oct 2005
        • 24812
        #102
        Originally posted by AaronM
        Really? And you know this how?

        So...Exactly how many fat guys did you fuck in order to gain such valuable, first hand insight on the topic? It's obvious to me that the skinny guys around here feel threatened by us fat guys. How many of the fat guys have insulted he skinny ones vs. the amount of skinnies who have had derogatory remarks about fat people?

        It's kinda sad that you feel the need to place yourself above others in the sexual food chain this way.

        The ignorance in this thread is highly amusing.
        Amusing - indeed!

        You started this thread with "This is why us fat guys are better at sex...(blah, blah)."

        So going by your above comments - how many skinny guys did YOU fuck in order to gain such valuable, first hand insight on the topic?" Did you not attempt to place yourself at the top of the sexual foodchain with your very first post?

        Do you even comprehend your own hypocrisy in this thread? Did your train of thought derail somewhere between post #1 and #90? So...its fine for YOU to issue an assumptive challenging statement such as "This is why us fat guys are better at sex..." - but if someone makes an equally assumptive statement in defense of non-fatties, they're "derrogatory insults"?

        As much as I understand you're somewhat of a competent photographer, you come across as someone who leaves much to be desired between the ears at times.

        Granted, its marginally entertaining to watch.

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          • AaronM
            GFY Royality ;)
            • Oct 2001
            • 46917
            #103
            Originally posted by Mr. Hands
            Aaron, having money doesn't automatically disqualify you from being either fat or a loser (or both). In fact, your need to prove that you're not a loser by posting bank statements speaks volumes about your insecurities.

            But yeah, if it makes you feel any better, keep laughing fattie

            Translation:

            "Shit! I'm gonna need more time to photochop some fake bank statements in order to fight fire with fire. Damn, don't have time for that so instead I will try to turn the tables on Aaron and make him look insecure. I hate it when people are right about my shortcomings like this. "


            If I were insecure then I would not have started a topic that would undoubtedly bring on the trolls like you.

            It's nice to see you finally putting that fake nic to use after a few years. Too bad you don't have the balls to post from your regular screen name....And you have the stupidity to imply that I am the insecure one around here.

            OK, fella.

            I'm going out for some donuts and pussy. Catch you later.

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              • 2HousePlague
                CURATOR
                • Jul 2004
                • 14572
                #104
                So few people understand Aaron's genius --




                2hp
                tada!

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                  • Donners
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 689
                    #105
                    If you're good looking you get sex even if you stink in bed, just cos you are good looking..

                    Fat people, which are generally not seen as at good looking have to get a good personality, money etc to get laid.

                    Simple as that.

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                      • AaronM
                        GFY Royality ;)
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 46917
                        #106
                        Originally posted by SilentKnight
                        Amusing - indeed!

                        You started this thread with "This is why us fat guys are better at sex...(blah, blah)."

                        So going by your above comments - how many skinny guys did YOU fuck in order to gain such valuable, first hand insight on the topic?" Did you not attempt to place yourself at the top of the sexual foodchain with your very first post?

                        Do you even comprehend your own hypocrisy in this thread? Did your train of thought derail somewhere between post #1 and #90? So...its fine for YOU to issue an assumptive challenging statement such as "This is why us fat guys are better at sex..." - but if someone makes an equally assumptive statement in defense of non-fatties, they're "derrogatory insults"?

                        As much as I understand you're somewhat of a competent photographer, you come across as someone who leaves much to be desired between the ears at times.

                        Granted, its marginally entertaining to watch.

                        This is the key to your entire post:

                        "Do you even comprehend your own hypocrisy in this thread?"

                        Yes, I do. And that's what makes it so amusing for me.

                        I may have misjudged you. You are not as dumb as I originally thought.

                        In fact, with reality based posts like this....I'm starting to like you.

                        I'm not missing anything between the ears....I'm simply more complex than most people can handle.

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                          • AaronM
                            GFY Royality ;)
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 46917
                            #107
                            Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                            So few people understand Aaron's genius --




                            2hp

                            There is no doubt in my mind that you get it though.

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                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 38323
                                #108
                                Originally posted by AaronM
                                I'm going out for some donuts and pussy.





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                                  • AaronM
                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                    • Oct 2001
                                    • 46917
                                    #109
                                    Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude




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                                    Kinda reminds me of goatse.

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                                      • Korban
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 417
                                        #110
                                        Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                                        So few people understand Aaron's genius --


                                        2hp
                                        There is nothing genius about running a bad troll thread and wooeing a few sheep like yourself.

                                        He could have at least thrown in some genuine arguing instead of plain word twisting and insults.

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                                          • nico-t
                                            emperor of my world
                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 29901
                                            #111
                                            damn this thread is lame

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                                              • Korban
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 417
                                                #112
                                                Originally posted by nico-t
                                                damn this thread is lame
                                                Well, AaronM (aka Master of bad Trolls) started it.

                                                He should read some of Anal Hobbits' stuff and take notes while doing so.

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                                                  • FlyingIguana
                                                    aspiring banker
                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                    • 10870
                                                    #113
                                                    Originally posted by Mr. Hands
                                                    Thats what fat / ugly losers preach.

                                                    Of course confindence plays a part, but if you are a good looking muscular man you don't even have to try. Women will come to you and ask you to fuck them silly. If you are fugly or very fat, no confidence in the world going to get you laid. (only money like in your case).

                                                    There are unimaginably more women who would rather fuck a lean/well build man than a fattie. Same goes for men - most don't like fat women.
                                                    anyone can get laid, why do you think beer was invented?

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                                                      • Elli
                                                        Reach for those stars!
                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                        • 17991
                                                        #114
                                                        Holy three pages for this thread? Kudos, Aaron.
                                                        email: [email protected]

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                                                          • Oracle Porn
                                                            Affiliate
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 24433
                                                            #115
                                                            Originally posted by AaronM
                                                            So I'm a fat loser huh?

                                                            OK....I'll keep that in mind every time I see you reply just to spam that ref code in your sig.

                                                            Make them dollars, player.

                                                            Keep clowning, Slim. I've spent more money today than you probably earn in 3 months and have collected more than twice what I've spent, and they day isn't over yet.

                                                            You're funny....You have me laughing....All the way to the bank.




                                                            It's a good thing I make a decent living so I can afford to pay for pussy like the other fat guys.
                                                            how pathetic showing bank accounts....
                                                            anyway fat people dont laugh at skinny people because skinny people are not funny, they are normail...fat people on the other hand are funny...not too funny but funny life sucks...
                                                            just like being bald....people dont make fun of people with hair, they make fun of bald people...you are bold and fat...you are 2x funny then the fat guy with full head of hair.


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                                                              • 2HousePlague
                                                                CURATOR
                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                • 14572
                                                                #116
                                                                Originally posted by Mr. Hands
                                                                There is nothing genius about running a bad troll thread and wooeing a few sheep like yourself.

                                                                He could have at least thrown in some genuine arguing instead of plain word twisting and insults.
                                                                I am a sheep, and Aaron has no debating skills.





                                                                I don't think there's any reason to say anything more --


                                                                2hp
                                                                tada!

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                                                                  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                    Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                    • 38323
                                                                    #117


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                                                                      • fl_prn_str
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                                        • 5736
                                                                        #118
                                                                        Originally posted by TDF
                                                                        everyone always comes back for more...fat is where its at!

                                                                        AMEN TO THAT BROTHER!!!!!
                                                                        -------------------
                                                                        There's a destination a little up the road
                                                                        From the habitations and the towns we know
                                                                        A place we saw the lights turn low
                                                                        Jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow

                                                                        Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
                                                                        Two turntables and a microphone
                                                                        Bottles and cans and just clap your hands and just clap your hands

                                                                        Where it's at
                                                                        I got two turntables and a microphone
                                                                        Where it's at
                                                                        I got two turntables and a microphone
                                                                        Where it's at
                                                                        I got two turntables and a microphone
                                                                        Where it's at
                                                                        I got two turntables and a microphone

                                                                        Take me home in my elevator bones!
                                                                        That was a good drum break

                                                                        Pick yourself up off the side of the road
                                                                        With your elevator bones and your whip-flash tones
                                                                        Members only, hyponotizers
                                                                        Move through the room like ambulance drivers
                                                                        Shine your shoes with your microphone blues
                                                                        Hirsutes with your parachute flutes
                                                                        Passing the dutchie from coast to coast
                                                                        Let the man Gary Wilson rock the most

                                                                        Where it's at
                                                                        I got two turntables and a microphone
                                                                        Where it's at
                                                                        I got two turntables and a microphone

                                                                        What about those who swing both ways: AC-DC's

                                                                        Two turntables and a microphone
                                                                        Two turntables and a microphone
                                                                        Two turntables and a microphone
                                                                        Two turntables and a microphone
                                                                        Two turntables and a microphone
                                                                        Two turntables and a microphone

                                                                        Where it's at
                                                                        I got two turntables and a microphone
                                                                        Where it's at
                                                                        I got two turntables and a microphone

                                                                        Oh, dear me. Make Out City is a two-horse town
                                                                        That's beautiful, Dad
                                                                        Get my microphone

                                                                        There's a destination a little up the road
                                                                        From the habitations and the towns we know
                                                                        A place we saw the lights turn low
                                                                        Jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow
                                                                        Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
                                                                        Two turntables and a microphone
                                                                        Bottles and cans and just clap your hands and just clap your hands

                                                                        Where it's at
                                                                        I got two turntables and a microphone
                                                                        Where it's at
                                                                        I got two turntables and a microphone

                                                                        I got plastic on my mind
                                                                        Telephone plastic baby

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                                                                          • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                            Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                                            • 38323
                                                                            #119
                                                                            Beck is PHAT, not FAT...



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                                                                              • Donny
                                                                                As you wish...
                                                                                • May 2002
                                                                                • 13754
                                                                                #120
                                                                                I haven't posted too much in this thread because you skinny people just will not ever understand. Aaron is not blowing smoke up your ass here. Chicks go for fat guys. There's really nothing more to say.

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                                                                                  • fl_prn_str
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                                    • 5736
                                                                                    #121
                                                                                    Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                    Beck is PHAT, not FAT...



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                                                                                    well yes u are right on that note......

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                                                                                      • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                        Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                                                        • 38323
                                                                                        #122
                                                                                        Originally posted by Donny
                                                                                        I haven't posted too much in this thread because you skinny people just will not ever understand. Aaron is not blowing smoke up your ass here. Chicks go for fat guys. There's really nothing more to say.
                                                                                        The ultimate babe magnet...



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                                                                                          • 2HousePlague
                                                                                            CURATOR
                                                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                                                            • 14572
                                                                                            #123
                                                                                            "You're an errand boy sent by grocers to collect a bill..."







                                                                                            2hp
                                                                                            tada!

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                                                                                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                                Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                                                • 38323
                                                                                                #124


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                                                                                                  • BlackCrayon
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                                                    • 19634
                                                                                                    #125
                                                                                                    lol everyone gets so worked up. i don't think sexual performance has much to do with body weight, and women are typically more forgiving of what a guy looks like, be it fat, skinny, bald or ugly than guys are. of course porn photographers are gonna get more pussy and probably be better at it due to the amount of experience aquired regardless of weight. does anyone get to pick their body type anyways? no need for the hate on either sides.
                                                                                                    you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                                                                      • SmutGiant
                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                                                        • 4896
                                                                                                        #126
                                                                                                        If you're a good marketer, there should be no excuse for not getting laid.

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                                                                                                          • bigdog
                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                                                                            • 6964
                                                                                                            #127
                                                                                                            Personally i like bigger chicks, but haven't come across any chicks who say they like fat guys

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                                                                                                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                                                Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                • 38323
                                                                                                                #128
                                                                                                                Originally posted by bigdog
                                                                                                                Personally i like bigger chicks, but haven't come across any chicks who say they like fat guys
                                                                                                                You just have to work on your aim...then you can cum across girls that might like you.

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                                                                                                                  • jonesy
                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                    • 6688
                                                                                                                    #129
                                                                                                                    ladies want your pussy eaten right?

                                                                                                                    find a guy who has lots of experience eating.

                                                                                                                    aint hard to figure out what im talking bout and were easy to spot in a crowd.
                                                                                                                    .
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                                                                                                                      • sixxxthsense
                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                        • 2419
                                                                                                                        #130
                                                                                                                        Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                                        Really? And you know this how?

                                                                                                                        So...Exactly how many fat guys did you fuck in order to gain such valuable, first hand insight on the topic?




                                                                                                                        It's obvious to me that the skinny guys around here feel threatened by us fat guys. How many of the fat guys have insulted he skinny ones vs. the amount of skinnies who have had derogatory remarks about fat people?

                                                                                                                        It's kinda sad that you feel the need to place yourself above others in the sexual food chain this way.

                                                                                                                        The ignorance in this thread is highly amusing.
                                                                                                                        no ignorance here. we all know that bitches always say that skinny tall white guys have big dicks too. im not that skinny. im 200lbs 6"2

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                                                                                                                          • TreasureBucks
                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                            • 1971
                                                                                                                            #131
                                                                                                                            Originally posted by Mr. Hands
                                                                                                                            Yup, this girl is loving it:



                                                                                                                            yikes thats fucking gross

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                                                                                                                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                • 38323
                                                                                                                                #132


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                                                                                                                                  • AaronM
                                                                                                                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                    • 46917
                                                                                                                                    #133
                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by SmutGiant
                                                                                                                                    If you're a good marketer, there should be no excuse for not getting laid.
                                                                                                                                    I'm adding that to my sig right now.

                                                                                                                                    Thank you for the gem.

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                                                                                                                                      • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                                                                        WW4L
                                                                                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                        • 10581
                                                                                                                                        #134
                                                                                                                                        Interesting thread.
                                                                                                                                        From my experience of having a heavy set sex partner and a well built sex partner...well built sex partner..kept going and going and going. Heavy set partner stopped after two times because he was tired (blah).

                                                                                                                                        Both had/have large members (8 inches) , both were/are good lovers in many aspects but the heavy set partner tired out way before the well built partner ever did even on a shit faced drunk on jack daniels kinda night.
                                                                                                                                        I beleive its all about stamina boys..

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                                                                                                                                          • theloader
                                                                                                                                            I will make you galleries for a reciprocal link
                                                                                                                                            • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                                            • 354
                                                                                                                                            #135
                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by Mr. Hands
                                                                                                                                            Yup, this girl is loving it:

                                                                                                                                            nice one
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                                                                                                                                              • Sharky
                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                • 4938
                                                                                                                                                #136
                                                                                                                                                Damn... 5 months ago I would have wanted that shirt, I was a 4XL.. Now I'm only L:-( Day late and dollar short I guess.
                                                                                                                                                Sharky

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                                                                                                                                                  • Gnat69
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                                                                                                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                    • 706
                                                                                                                                                    #137
                                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by Mr. Hands
                                                                                                                                                    Owned by a tattooed hoe that will say anything to milk more money out of naive fattie?

                                                                                                                                                    I don't think so.
                                                                                                                                                    FUCK YOU!!! YOUR SUCH A FUCKING TOOL, GO BACK TO THE PLANET YOU CAME FROM ASSHOLE
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                                                                                                                                                      • Gnat69
                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                        • 706
                                                                                                                                                        #138
                                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by Mr. Hands
                                                                                                                                                        Owned by a tattooed hoe that will say anything to milk more money out of naive fattie?

                                                                                                                                                        I don't think so.

                                                                                                                                                        Mr. Hands you piece of shit, so I guess your the one sucking dick eh...should have figured!!!! FUCKER!!!

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