This is why us fat guys are better at sex....Ladies, pay attention!

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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917

    #1

    This is why us fat guys are better at sex....Ladies, pay attention!

    Here's the thing....I may be fat but when you have this much weight pushing, you hit bottom every time.

    I'm the kind of guy who can penetrate so deep into your wet pussy that I will rattle bones that you didn't even know you had.

    Fucking is about getting off and us fat kids know how to rock it like that.

    I think I'm gonna make and sell T-Shirts that say: "Have you fucked a fat guy lately?"

    And they will only come in sizes XL+.




    AaronM...Laying more pipe than Portland Plumbing since 1988.
  • karlm
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    • Jun 2004
    • 4194

    #2
    They also get a shower at the same time
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    • Scrapper
      So Fucking Banned
      • Dec 2004
      • 491

      #3
      yes, as erotic as watching a sea lion.

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      • AaronM
        GFY Royality ;)
        • Oct 2001
        • 46917

        #4
        Skinny jealous bastards.

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        • mikeyddddd
          Viva la vulva!
          • Mar 2003
          • 16557

          #5
          Originally posted by AaronM
          I will rattle bones that you didn't even know you had.
          Breaking bones is what they are afraid of, Chief.

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          • Korban
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2002
            • 417

            #6
            Originally posted by AaronM
            AaronM...Haven't seen my dick since 1988.

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            • xclusive
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Apr 2004
              • 35218

              #7
              i'm not fat I just like to hide my muscles

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              • AaronM
                GFY Royality ;)
                • Oct 2001
                • 46917

                #8
                Originally posted by Mr. Hands
                You've been stalking my threads for a couple of weeks now.

                Any special reason or is it just becasue your another broke ass prick?

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                • supermann
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 412

                  #9
                  Not to burst your bubble, but fat ppl are 10 times more at risk of dying of heart attack and tons of other problems. Bottom line, u have less sex. Be smart, dont be a retard.
                  Last edited by supermann; 01-23-2006, 04:30 AM.

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                  • HorseShit
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 17513

                    #10
                    so how many pipes did you lay in seattle last night?

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                    • AaronM
                      GFY Royality ;)
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 46917

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jdavis
                      so how many pipes did you lay in seattle last night?
                      I was 190 miles away from Seattle last night.

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                      • bambamxxx
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2006
                        • 519

                        #12
                        i wanna be fat, too!!!

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                        • gangbangjoe
                          Ronin
                          • May 2004
                          • 17693

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Mr. Hands


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                          • mockomo
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                            • Jan 2006
                            • 8

                            #14
                            [QUOTE=AaronM]
                            And they will only come in sizes XL+.

                            i think there is something else tham must be size XL+ guys,how fat are you is not important:D:D:D

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                            • PussyTeenies
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                              • Feb 2005
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                              #15
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                              • gangbangjoe
                                Ronin
                                • May 2004
                                • 17693

                                #16
                                [QUOTE=mockomo]
                                Originally posted by AaronM
                                And they will only come in sizes XL+.

                                i think there is something else tham must be size XL+ guys,how fat are you is not important:D:D:D


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                                • digifan
                                  The Profiler
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 14618

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by AaronM
                                  Skinny jealous bastards.
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                                  • nico-t
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                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 29901

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by bambamxxx
                                    i wanna be fat, too!!!

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                                    • michel
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                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 3420

                                      #19
                                      Seen a lot of fat guys crossing my screen, but they all had small weeners

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                                      • CuriousToyBoy
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                                        • Aug 2005
                                        • 16787

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by AaronM
                                        And they will only come in sizes XL+.
                                        XXL for me bro please.

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                                        • Alphonso
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                                          • Dec 2005
                                          • 544

                                          #21
                                          fat people need love too
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                                          • Brujah
                                            Beer Money Baron
                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 22157

                                            #22
                                            So do you fat guys have sex with fat girls too or is there a hypocritical double standard at play ?

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                                            • TDF
                                              Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 27296

                                              #23
                                              everyone always comes back for more...fat is where its at!
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                                              • digifan
                                                The Profiler
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 14618

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by michel
                                                Seen a lot of fat guys crossing my screen, but they all had small weeners
                                                Oh my...
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                                                • LadyMischief
                                                  Orgasms N Such!
                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 18135

                                                  #25
                                                  Hahhaha... well I will say, most of the men I've known with the perfect bodies tend to be more centered on their own pleasure, the "not Ken" type guys tend to be the ones who sincerely enjoy giving a woman pleasure and get off on it.. They're not so busy being into themselves only.

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                                                  • LadyMischief
                                                    Orgasms N Such!
                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                    • 18135

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by supermann
                                                    Not to burst your bubble, but fat ppl are 10 times more at risk of dying of heart attack and tons of other problems. Bottom line, u have less sex. Be smart, dont be a retard.

                                                    Really, being "fat" means having less sex? Wondering what rock you've been hiding under?

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                                                    • candyflip
                                                      Carpe Visio
                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                      • 43074

                                                      #27
                                                      It all balances out man. Skinny guys have the bigger cocks.

                                                      I bottom out every time, like it or not...pushing hard or not

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                                                      • wdforty
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                        • 1824

                                                        #28
                                                        Too bad all the lard on a fat dudes suprapubic fat pad at the base of their penis makes the thing smaller

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                                                        • Oracle Porn
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                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 24433

                                                          #29
                                                          my dick is big enough to penetrate up the bottom
                                                          btw be careful you might squeeze that poor's girl life with you pushing your heavy weight on her.


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                                                          • chase
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                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                            • 6019

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by supermann
                                                            Not to burst your bubble, but fat ppl are 10 times more at risk of dying of heart attack and tons of other problems. Bottom line, u have less sex. Be smart, dont be a retard.
                                                            So are bulemic and anorexic people. I wonder if they have less sex too.
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                                                            • jade_dragon
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                                                              • May 2004
                                                              • 1737

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by candyflip
                                                              It all balances out man. Skinny guys have the bigger cocks.

                                                              I bottom out every time, like it or not...pushing hard or not
                                                              Video evidence would say he is dead on


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                                                              • Donny
                                                                As you wish...
                                                                • May 2002
                                                                • 13754

                                                                #32
                                                                Okay... this is probably going to be more information than Belinda would like me to reveal, but I'll tell you the main reason she likes having sex with heavier guys vs. skinny guys... it has everything to do with getting off.

                                                                Fuck touching bottom. That doesn't do anything for her. She gets off best when riding on top and in control. Fat men have more, well, fat, right about their penis. When she rides her clit grinds into that really well (she prefers her man to be completely bald so the grinding is skin to skin). Gets her off much quicker and better than skinny guys.




                                                                And there you have it. AaronM is right again.
                                                                Last edited by Donny; 01-23-2006, 07:39 AM.

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                                                                • Chris
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                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                  • 27880

                                                                  #33
                                                                  thas why i never get any complaints

                                                                  I thought they just fucked me out of pitty
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                                                                  • Brujah
                                                                    Beer Money Baron
                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                    • 22157

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Wow, I learn so much on GFY. Fat people and ugly people are better in bed. I'll have to test this theory. Who has an ugly sister ?

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                                                                    • ssp
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                                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                                      • 7990

                                                                      #35
                                                                      If you would have loads of sex, you wouldn't be as fat as you are. Move on.

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                                                                      • Gnat69
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                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                        • 706

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Nothing more painful than fucking a skinny guy and hitting pelvic bones My guy is big, and that is the way I have always liked it
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                                                                        • Korban
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                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 417

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Donny
                                                                          Okay... this is probably going to be more information than Belinda would like me to reveal, but I'll tell you the main reason she likes having sex with heavier guys vs. skinny guys... it has everything to do with getting off.
                                                                          Sorry to burst your bubble but thats not it. She just likes your $$$$

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                                                                          • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                                            • 38323

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Might be an interesting topic for the Jerry Springer show...



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                                                                            • KRL
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                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 31429

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I agree with Aaron.

                                                                              And add heavy guys have a certain look of power and strength because of their size that many women find sexy and alluring.
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                                                                              • Korban
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                                                                                • Jan 2002
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Gnat69
                                                                                Nothing more painful than fucking a skinny guy and hitting pelvic bones My guy is big, and that is the way I have always liked it

                                                                                LOL. It's so funny how fatties flock to this thread and post about advantages of fat sex just to make themselves feel a little better.

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                                                                                • nofx
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                  • 16826

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  it still doesnt change the fact that you're fat

                                                                                  Often times I wonder why
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                                                                                  • Donny
                                                                                    As you wish...
                                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                                    • 13754

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Mr. Hands
                                                                                    LOL. It's so funny how fatties flock to this thread and post about advantages of fat sex just to make themselves feel a little better.
                                                                                    Don't be jealous just because we have sex more often and with hotter women than you. It's alright man. Just eat some cheeseburgers.

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                                                                                    • Korban
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                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                      • 417

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Yup, this girl is loving it:

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                                                                                      • Roald
                                                                                        SecretFriends.com
                                                                                        • May 2001
                                                                                        • 27910

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Mr. Hands
                                                                                        LOL. It's so funny how fatties flock to this thread and post about advantages of fat sex just to make themselves feel a little better.
                                                                                        lol typical ;))))


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                                                                                        • snowdog
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                                                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                                                          • 56

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          It's good to be big.

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                                                                                          • Roald
                                                                                            SecretFriends.com
                                                                                            • May 2001
                                                                                            • 27910

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            some you're so fat jokes just for shits and giggles ;)))

                                                                                            You?re so fat that when the family has their picture taken, you?re the background.
                                                                                            You?re so fat that you?re on BOTH sides of the family!
                                                                                            You?re so fat that your ass has its own zip code!
                                                                                            You?re so fat that when you wear a red raincoat, kids think you?re the Kool-Aid man!
                                                                                            You?re so fat that you think you?re only a head cos you haven?t seen your body in years.
                                                                                            You?re so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, kids line up beside you thinking you?re the bus.
                                                                                            You?re so fat and stupid that when you step on the scale, you think you?re gonna be watching 90210.
                                                                                            You?re so fat that when you step on the scale, it says, "One at a time, please!"
                                                                                            You?re so fat that your pant size is "equator".
                                                                                            You?re so fat that when God said "Let there be light," he had to tell you to move your fat ass first.
                                                                                            You?re so fat that when you sit on a rainbow, Skittles pop out.
                                                                                            You?re so fat that if I were to cut your throat, gravy would come out.

                                                                                            Ok Ok I am just jealous


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                                                                                            • Donny
                                                                                              As you wish...
                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                              • 13754

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by QuaShe
                                                                                              some you're so fat jokes just for shits and giggles ;)))

                                                                                              You?re so fat that when the family has their picture taken, you?re the background.
                                                                                              You?re so fat that you?re on BOTH sides of the family!
                                                                                              You?re so fat that your ass has its own zip code!
                                                                                              You?re so fat that when you wear a red raincoat, kids think you?re the Kool-Aid man!
                                                                                              You?re so fat that you think you?re only a head cos you haven?t seen your body in years.
                                                                                              You?re so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, kids line up beside you thinking you?re the bus.
                                                                                              You?re so fat and stupid that when you step on the scale, you think you?re gonna be watching 90210.
                                                                                              You?re so fat that when you step on the scale, it says, "One at a time, please!"
                                                                                              You?re so fat that your pant size is "equator".
                                                                                              You?re so fat that when God said "Let there be light," he had to tell you to move your fat ass first.
                                                                                              You?re so fat that when you sit on a rainbow, Skittles pop out.
                                                                                              You?re so fat that if I were to cut your throat, gravy would come out.

                                                                                              Ok Ok I am just jealous
                                                                                              How 'bout this one:

                                                                                              I'm fat. You're ugly. I can diet.

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                                                                                              • justsexxx
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                                                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                                                • 13723

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Yeah right most ladies want FAT ppl, because they perform better in bed
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                                                                                                • ssp
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                                                  • 7990

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by QuaShe
                                                                                                  some you're so fat jokes just for shits and giggles ;)))

                                                                                                  Ok Ok I am just jealous
                                                                                                  Me too. I wish I wasn't able to see my own peepee either.

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                                                                                                  • Abyss_Vee
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                                                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                                                    • 5208

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by xclusive
                                                                                                    i'm not fat I just like to hide my muscles
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