So I go out to the local bar with my wife for a few games of pool. We end up meeting some hot chick there and shooting some games of pool with her. As the night goes on. The regulars start bringing shots and drinks to the table, so they can talk to the only 2 girls in the bar.
Needless to say, we were getting pretty drunk.
By the end of the night, the hot chick that we met said that she was too drunk to drive and asks my wife to hold her car keys. My wife then invites her to stay over at our house.
As we leave this girl decides not to come back to our place, but forgets to get her keys back from my wife.
About half an hour later, the phone starts to ring and the girl is furious, she wants her keys back. I rushed back to the bar right away to give her her keys.
As soon as she sees me, she starts attacking me with a flurry of punches and kicks. Accusing me of stealing her keys. Then, I realize that this crazy bitch has already broken the front window of the bar. I tried to block, then restrain her, but she's so full of rage at this point. She got hold of the collar of my T-shirt and ripped it. I didn't know what to do, I'm trying everything to calm her down. She's even trying to hit me with the keys I just handed her. I finally manage to push her away, and she stubled and fell into a large flower pot.
She finally got into her car and drove home. I should have called the cops and reported her for DWI.