I have a major problem.

**Hardlinks** · 01-21-2006, 02:57 PM

No, but i do beleive thats my stapler.

**MrIzzz** · 01-21-2006, 03:00 PM

**AaronM** · 01-21-2006, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by Hardlinks

No, but i do beleive thats my stapler.

The name Milton is written on it.

Nice try though.

**pornstar2pac** · 01-21-2006, 03:23 PM

I need you to come in work tomorrow, Sunday.

rightttttttttt

**Hardlinks** · 01-21-2006, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by pornstar2pac

I need you to come in work tomorrow, Sunday.

rightttttttttt

That's easy, I'd do two chicks"

**Gardner** · 01-21-2006, 04:27 PM

I believe the required minimum was 15 pieces of flair, but if you really wanted to express yourself you would, of course, wear more

**RevSand** · 01-21-2006, 05:00 PM

I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.

**CuriousToyBoy** · 01-21-2006, 05:06 PM

The Fucking Printer Jammed Again !!!!!!

**RevSand** · 01-21-2006, 05:17 PM

Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams.

**pr0** · 01-21-2006, 05:21 PM

I specifically asked for no salt on my margarita

no salt

**UtahSaints** · 01-21-2006, 05:41 PM

Priceless.... Hello Peter..

PS: who's got my red stapler???

**EdgeXXX** · 01-21-2006, 05:46 PM

Originally posted by pr0

I specifically asked for no salt on my margarita

no salt

**Linguist** · 01-21-2006, 05:51 PM

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/officespace-prank.html

**CCBillJames** · 01-21-2006, 06:40 PM

Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?

...No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

**Dwreck** · 01-21-2006, 06:45 PM

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.

**sickkittens** · 01-21-2006, 06:47 PM

Originally posted by Dwreck

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.

So true.

I have a major problem.

I have a major problem.

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