Im acually a bit upset - dont take the piss
The Whale died :(
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all the hassle for one dumb fish while Japan slaughters a thousand of them every year...
and yes, i know it's not a fishComment
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Guess we won't see that one in "Free Willy 3"
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1000's? do you have any idea what kind of volume of meat that would be. they kill less than 100. Norway and Japan probably kill about 100 Minke whales combined and thier population is quite largeOriginally posted by MaDaltonall the hassle for one dumb fish while Japan slaughters a thousand of them every year...
and yes, i know it's not a fish
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Dont worry, he's just sleeping.Originally posted by damian2001Im acually a bit upset - dont take the piss
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ROTFL!Originally posted by BansheelinksRest in peace, Star Jones.
Damn near spewed my cola on that one!Comment
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bullshit - Japan alone wants to kill 930 this year, for "scientific reasons" - while we all know that they will end up as sushiOriginally posted by Pleasurepays1000's? do you have any idea what kind of volume of meat that would be. they kill less than 100. Norway and Japan probably kill about 100 Minke whales combined and thier population is quite large

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In memory of the dead whale
A customer enters a pet shop.
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The owner does not respond.)
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
Mr. Praline: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
Owner: We're closin' for lunch.
Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
Mr. Praline: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
Mr. Praline: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you
show...
(owner hits the cage)
Owner: There, he moved!
Mr. Praline: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!
Owner: I never!!
Mr. Praline: Yes, you did!
Owner: I never, never did anything...
Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
(Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!?
Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.
Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour
ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!
Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the
first place was that it had been NAILED there.
(pause)
Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and
VOOM! Feeweeweewee!
Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
Owner: No no! 'E's pining!
Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
(pause)
Owner: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh,
we're right out of parrots.
Mr. Praline: I see. I see, I get the picture.
Owner: I got a slug.
(pause)
Mr. Praline: Pray, does it talk?
Owner: Nnnnot really.
Mr. Praline: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?
Owner: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet)
Mr. Praline: Well.
(pause)
Owner: (quietly) D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place?
Mr. Praline: (looks around) Yeah, all right, sure.Comment
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my bad. just looked at the numbers. did not think they killed many at all for some reason. sorry.Originally posted by MaDaltonbullshit - Japan alone wants to kill 930 this year, for "scientific reasons" - while we all know that they will end up as sushi
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npOriginally posted by Pleasurepaysmy bad. just looked at the numbers. did not think they killed many at all for some reason. sorry.
sad, isn't it?Comment
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Originally posted by MaDaltonall the hassle for one dumb fish while Japan slaughters a thousand of them every year...
and yes, i know it's not a fish
#1 glad I don't have to correct you on the fish thing and #2 we aren't Japan (on this issue thankfully).Comment
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I just caught that on BBC few hours ago. It's just sad to find out that the poor whale didn't make it.Comment
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Well, maybe he's just old enough to die and chose to take his final rest at the beach instead..Comment
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Originally posted by BansheelinksRest in peace, Star Jones.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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