Does anyone here know the Muffin Man?

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  • Donny
    As you wish...
    • May 2002
    • 13754

    #1

    Does anyone here know the Muffin Man?

    I think he lives down on Drury Lane or something. Anyone have his ICQ number? I REALLY need to contact him. I've got some business to discuss.
  • Deb
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 1237

    #2
    The Muffin Man?

    The Muffin Man!

    She's married to the Muffin Man.

    Who lives on Drury Lane?

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    • Marcus Aurelius
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      • Apr 2003
      • 14809

      #3
      I think he may be on vacation so he's probably gonna be hard to reach for a week or two.

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      • RobbieRye
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        • Oct 2005
        • 616

        #4
        I asked Google and this is what it told me:

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        • mikeyddddd
          Viva la vulva!
          • Mar 2003
          • 16557

          #5
          Shrek!!!

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          • Phoenix
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            • Nov 2002
            • 35475

            #6
            do you know the muffin man...the muffin man themuffin man

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            • Far-L
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2002
              • 6065

              #7
              What about the girl who thought he was a man but he was a muffin?
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              • mojojojo-hodough
                Registered User
                • Jan 2006
                • 81

                #8
                Ehh, Just keep an eye on E! Entertainment, I'm sure there will be a True Hollywood Story on it at some point, lord knows they've done one on just about everyone else.
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                • psili
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 5526

                  #9
                  One story I heard, about the muffin man, was how he used to have braces. Yet he loved hairy muffins so much, he collected the black curlies that twisted and caught their way into the nooks and crannies of those metal additions to his teeth. As the story goes, every once in a while, say a week, or a month passes by, and the muffin man gently removes (or "happily harvests", as he'd say), those black curlies.

                  Legend says, all those black curlies the muffin man collected are stored in an old, secret "Thousand Island" lemon-pepper container; long removed from lemon-pepper. The story goes, that the faint remains of lemon-pepper on the curlies add a special touch to the muffins he makes.

                  That muffin, recipe;
                  now that's another story.
                  Your post count means nothing.

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                  • Mr. Ed Da Guido
                    My Sig was too Big! :(
                    • Jan 2006
                    • 37

                    #10
                    Mr. Ed never heard of him.

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                    • reed_4
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 9640

                      #11
                      bump for the Muffin man.

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                      • adultchica
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 5141

                        #12
                        Hahahah Donny this could be the most useless thread of the day LOL.

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