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  • wedouglas
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2004
    • 5921
    #1

    Just watched The Transporter 2... ugh

    Ok ok. I have no problem with action flick unrealism, but this was just ridiculous.

    slight spoiler

    First he shelters himself from a submachine gun with a wooden door, then this chick blows up a helicopter with the same gun in about 2 second. and i dont mean makes it crash, it litterally blew into pieces. then he knocks a bomb off the bottom of his car by running it off a ramp, doing a full roll in mid air such that the bomb on the bottom gets knocked off by the ball and chain hanging from a construction crane.

    I can't even remember the other things.

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    • Harmon
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      • Mar 2004
      • 20012
      #2
      Yeah - I knew it would blow from the trailers a few months back. Glad I saved my money and created pocket lint with it.
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        • sonofsam
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          • Dec 2004
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          #3
          So.... what are you trying to say here?? that those things are not possible?

          I'll have you know... a webmaster talked shit to me online, and when i saw him in a helicopter i blew him up
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            • Marcus Aurelius
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              • Apr 2003
              • 14809
              #4
              Saw it last night, its a complete waste of time. Like you mentioned the action was so unrealistic it was fucking comical. It should have been an animated film. I love when the completely out of control jet crashes, unpiloted, full throttle into the ocean, and barely fills up with water with a torn off rear end as it sinks to the bottom slowly. The movie is a fucking joke.

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                • The Duck
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                  • May 2005
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                  #5
                  The action scenes are cool but as you say very retarded.. the bomb on car thingy was just over the top stupidity..
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                    • GTS Mark
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                      • Jan 2001
                      • 20912
                      #6
                      Worst movie of the year... Hands fucking down!

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                        • Fuckin Bill
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                          • Feb 2003
                          • 1020
                          #7
                          I just burned it to watch tonight. Honestly though...movies are fantasy. If it wasn't amazing and unreal, it wouldn't be worth watching. I don't want to see the same boring crap I get in my everyday life in movies.

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                            • Marcus Aurelius
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                              • Apr 2003
                              • 14809
                              #8
                              Originally posted by sonofsam
                              So.... what are you trying to say here?? that those things are not possible?

                              I'll have you know... a webmaster talked shit to me online, and when i saw him in a helicopter i blew him up

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                                • The Duck
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                                  • May 2005
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                                  #9
                                  And what about when the plane is spinning out of control and it seems the people in the plane have no trouble whatsoever remaining standing upright.
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                                    • BigPinPin
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                                      • May 2003
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                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by kandah
                                      And what about when the plane is spinning out of control and it seems the people in the plane have no trouble whatsoever remaining standing upright.
                                      lol, that was the part of the movie when I said: OK OK OK PLEASE press the Stop button NOW !!!

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                                        • wedouglas
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 5921
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Fuckin Bill
                                          I just burned it to watch tonight. Honestly though...movies are fantasy. If it wasn't amazing and unreal, it wouldn't be worth watching. I don't want to see the same boring crap I get in my everyday life in movies.
                                          no way man. there is amazing (a true story), there is unlikely (most action movies) and then there is completely unrealistic stupid and impossible (this acton movie)

                                          big diff.

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                                            • pornguy
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                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 62910
                                              #12
                                              I still want to see it. Nothing like a good laugh, but I will wait for the video.
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                                                • Matt Collins
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                                                  • May 2005
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                                                  #13
                                                  Its a shame this movie is so bad. I really liked the first one.

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                                                    • Zebra
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                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 5091
                                                      #14
                                                      Was funny when they swam out of the submerged plane you could see the edge of a pool beyond them. You would think that they would fix something that simple.
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                                                        • Fuckin Bill
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                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 1020
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by wedouglas
                                                          no way man. there is amazing (a true story), there is unlikely (most action movies) and then there is completely unrealistic stupid and impossible (this acton movie)

                                                          big diff.
                                                          hehehe, well probably still better than 2 hours of TV here in Argentina. It'll pass some of the evening.

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                                                            • Manowar
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                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 71528
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                              So.... what are you trying to say here?? that those things are not possible?

                                                              I'll have you know... a webmaster talked shit to me online, and when i saw him in a helicopter i blew him up

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                                                                • Baker Rd
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                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                  • 647
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I wouldn't go as far as saying worst movie of the year until you've seen "The Ringer" but this one is a very close 2nd place.
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                                                                    • fuelcell
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                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                      • 1525
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Turn your brain off. The movie was fine. Wouldn't waste time on a second viewing . . . but it was entertaining. Statham is always fun to watch as he kicks ass. He's going up against Jet Li in a new movie called Rogue. Li is the bad guy in that one (and this could be his last martial arts movie - he wants to do drama).
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                                                                          • Mar 2005
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by wedouglas
                                                                          Ok ok. I have no problem with action flick unrealism, but this was just ridiculous.

                                                                          slight spoiler

                                                                          First he shelters himself from a submachine gun with a wooden door, then this chick blows up a helicopter with the same gun in about 2 second. and i dont mean makes it crash, it litterally blew into pieces. then he knocks a bomb off the bottom of his car by running it off a ramp, doing a full roll in mid air such that the bomb on the bottom gets knocked off by the ball and chain hanging from a construction crane.

                                                                          I can't even remember the other things.

                                                                          RE-TARD-ED!
                                                                          yea but, how hot was that chik?

                                                                          what a doll


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                                                                            • ajrocks
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                                                                              • Nov 2004
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Man I purchased it because I liked the first one. What a piece of shit!
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                                                                                • Gnat69
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                                                                                  • Jan 2004
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I am just watching this for Jason Statham DAMN he is HOT!!!!
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                                                                                    • wedouglas
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                      • 5921
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Dave Guru
                                                                                      yea but, how hot was that chik?

                                                                                      what a doll
                                                                                      yeah haha. I would let her lick my face too.

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                                                                                        • je_rome
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                                                                                          • Jul 2005
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          there are many action flicks that I would want to watch only for the action sequences. If only I can edit out the parts where they discuss the sucky plot maybe I can enjoy it more.
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                                                                                            • sweetME
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                                                                                              • Nov 2004
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              That movie was absolutely comical for me. It wasn't action movie, it was comical...I couldn't stop laughing at how unrealistic it was.


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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by wedouglas
                                                                                                  yeah haha. I would let her lick my face too.


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                                                                                                    • nico-t
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                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                      • 29901
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      was it in the theaters in the US? it didnt make the theatres around here that says about enough

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                                                                                                        • PixeLs
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                                                                                                          • Jul 2005
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Not that good but not the worst either. Statham's superhero character made that film quite silly though..
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                                                                                                              Completely unrealistic flicks like that piss me off...
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                                                                                                                • Nom_is
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by wedouglas
                                                                                                                  Ok ok. I have no problem with action flick unrealism, but this was just ridiculous.

                                                                                                                  slight spoiler

                                                                                                                  First he shelters himself from a submachine gun with a wooden door, then this chick blows up a helicopter with the same gun in about 2 second. and i dont mean makes it crash, it litterally blew into pieces. then he knocks a bomb off the bottom of his car by running it off a ramp, doing a full roll in mid air such that the bomb on the bottom gets knocked off by the ball and chain hanging from a construction crane.

                                                                                                                  I can't even remember the other things.

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                                                                                                                  When I saw the first one I felt the same way, I guess it depends on how much anti-realism you can tolerate that determines whether you'd like this movie or not. I saw the trailer for it on TV and saw him jump some 20ft straight up in to air to dodge two cars colliding beneath him - that pretty much told me what to expect.

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                                                                                                                    • fuzebox
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                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      ...I was entertained

                                                                                                                      Although the barrel roll with the Audi under the construction crane to knock the bomb off was a bit over the top. I laughed.

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                                                                                                                        • NoHassleSteve
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                                                                                                                          • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Matt Collins
                                                                                                                          Its a shame this movie is so bad. I really liked the first one.

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                                                                                                                            • NoWhErE
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                                                                                                                              • Sep 2005
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                                                                                                                                • The Captain
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                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2005
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                                                                                                                                  the transporter is on the top of my worst movies of all time list, so I am not suprised #2 is just as bad
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                                                                                                                                    • JD
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                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by DrinkingHARDER
                                                                                                                                      Worst movie of the year... Hands fucking down!

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                                                                                                                                        • Bluewire Ross
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                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2005
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          One scene, involving Frank's on-the-move solution for disarming a bomb under his car, is particularly impressive. However, that's just about all the film has going for it.

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                                                                                                                                            • Pornwolf
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                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              [napolean] You guys don't think the stuff is real because you've never done those things. But they can be done. I've done half the stuff in that movie. [/napolean]
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                                                                                                                                                  Yeah this movie was a let down
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