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  • Harmon
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    • Mar 2004
    • 20013
    #1

    Ever wake up with a black eye and have no clue where it came from?

    I woke up this morning with a black eye. Not sure where it came from. There is no pain behind the skin. It's nothing huge and swollen, just kind of purple & yellow below my eye.

    No, there was no alcohol or drug usage last night, so I am know I am not going crazy. Any know what the fuck this is all about or has it ever happened to anyone else?
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    • Deputy Chief Command
      Deputy Chief Command
      • Nov 2005
      • 4482
      #2
      at least once a week yeah

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        • designer_AFR
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          • Jan 2006
          • 296
          #3
          maybe you should ask your doctor...

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            • More Booze
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2004
              • 5116
              #4
              You did probably do it to yourself while you were asleep. But I would go to the doc if it doen't get better. Wouldn't be too funny if its infected by some shit.. :/

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                • MikeyFingaz
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 1569
                  #5
                  woke up one time with a red ring around my cock, anda brown ring around my cock... scared the hell outta me, so i went to the doc...

                  he ran some tests n called me a week later & told me he had good news n bad news...

                  he said the good news was that the red ring was nothing more than lipstick (apparently i got really drunk & got a blowjob i dont remember)...

                  he then said the bad news was that the brown ring was from chewing tobacco..........

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                    • Korban
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                      • Jan 2002
                      • 417
                      #6
                      Time to schedule your first AA meeting.

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                        • MikeyFingaz
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 1569
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Mr. Hands
                          Time to schedule your first AA meeting.
                          i dont drink much these days

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                            • Lifer
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 871
                              #8
                              I woke up to a few babes that I didn't know where they came from...

                              Sore testicles...

                              But no black eyes
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                                • Antonio
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                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 14136
                                  #9
                                  I think your dog doesn't like you

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                                    • Harmon
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                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 20013
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Antonio
                                      I think your dog doesn't like you
                                      I think I don't have a dog - and I have no clue wtf you are talking about
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                                        • Jennyfer
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                                          • Sep 2005
                                          • 1708
                                          #11
                                          Do you sleep alone? If not have you been a good bf? That migh explain a lot.
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                                            • Nazgrel
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                                              • Jun 2005
                                              • 724
                                              #12
                                              Nope, never woke up whit an black eye..
                                              Black girl on the other hand.. now thats a difrent story :p
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                                                • je_rome
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                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                  • 6846
                                                  #13
                                                  maybe it has something to do with your blood. but I am wondering why always in the eye
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                                                    • Harmon
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                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 20013
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by IwantU_Jennyfer
                                                      Do you sleep alone? If not have you been a good bf? That migh explain a lot.
                                                      I have a wife... but she SWEARS she didn't beat me in my sleep.
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                                                        • Harmon
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                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 20013
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by je_rome
                                                          maybe it has something to do with your blood. but I am wondering why always in the eye
                                                          LOL @ getting rid of the graphic for your sig - we still know who you are.
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                                                            • EdgeXXX
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                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                              • 5816
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Harmon
                                                              I have a wife... but she SWEARS she didn't beat me in my sleep.

                                                              Well, there's your answer right there (plausible deniability).
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                                                                • sfera
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                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                  • 8597
                                                                  #17
                                                                  never my eyes but some of my body, probly from my martial arts classes

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                                                                    • Nismo
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                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                      • 4977
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Some nigga broke into your house and punched you in the eye.
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                                                                        • karlm
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                                          • 4194
                                                                          #19
                                                                          have done a few nights when i have been out drinking and cant remember shit in the moring damn i hate that feeling
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                                                                            • seeric
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                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                              • 41917
                                                                              #20
                                                                              no but i've woken up missing some bikini briefs and i knew i had em on when i went out.

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                                                                                • Harmon
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                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                  • 20013
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                                  no but i've woken up missing some bikini briefs and i knew i had em on when i went out.
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                                                                                    • PixeLs
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                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                      • 11922
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Know the truth about selective Amnesia..

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                                                                                        • Cory W
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                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                          • 9133
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by MikeyFingaz
                                                                                          woke up one time with a red ring around my cock, anda brown ring around my cock... scared the hell outta me, so i went to the doc...

                                                                                          he ran some tests n called me a week later & told me he had good news n bad news...

                                                                                          he said the good news was that the red ring was nothing more than lipstick (apparently i got really drunk & got a blowjob i dont remember)...

                                                                                          he then said the bad news was that the brown ring was from chewing tobacco..........
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                                                                                            • Vitasoy
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                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                              • 58202
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              I can honestly say, I never had a black eye before.


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