Originally Posted by MJ_AVN

First of all, this board hurts my eyes.
Second of all, they have promoters in the Valley? Are those like, the promoters who get kicked out of Hollywood?
Third of all, although I might make an exception to my "no Valley rule" for this, I am in the midst of testing out sobriety, and you guys are NOT the prescription for my continued success.

So you will have to settle for me appearing in spirit, and pour one out for me or something...