Originally Posted by Sansa

Those sales tactics annoy the fuck out of me. That's why I shop online.

Down in South Beach there are these girls trying to lure you into a restaurant with their "specials." It's so fucking annoying that after a while I stopped saying "no thank you" and just keep walking. Well once one of those chicks took it a step further and after I ignored her she (lightly) grabbed my arm as if I didn't hear what she said. Being the dick that I am I did this thing that I actually played out in my mind a couple of times just for this situation and started acting nuts as if I was a total freak and hated when people touched me. Didn't actually yell but made her very aware that I had a huge problem with her touching me. She was so freaked out I don't think she'll do it again.

Good times!