I haven't really received anything bad for Christmas but the worst gift I ever gave was to my father when I was 10. I always try to get something appropriate to the person and since he smoked I got him a skull ornament that said under it "Poor old Fred smoked in bed"...I thought he'd love it but he hated it and gave it to my grandfather!
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White XXXXL t-shirts. I mean, I'm a large guy..but these are like 2 times too big for me. I can't wear these even under anything, they're just oo huge.
A few years ago my parents gave me an Auto Escape Hammer. Thoughtful right? Not so much...at the time I drove a 2 seat convertable with a manual top! Living in CA, if I was to end up in water it would mean I purposely drove into the Ocean!
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