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  • Chris
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2003
    • 27880
    #1

    my daugther just owned me

    so its 9:30 at night and she is not wanting to sleep toinght
    so i have her in a walker thing in the office with me
    well looks like she found a marker
    i turned around and i noticed the marker and the noticed she has been writing all over my jeans lol
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    • spunky99
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 3462
      #2
      hahaha.. nice

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        • Pete-KT
          Workin With The Devil
          • Oct 2004
          • 51532
          #3
          OW3ND by the baby

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            • amandaspost
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              • Aug 2004
              • 1935
              #4
              Awww lol
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                • Stallion
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                  • Jan 2001
                  • 6632
                  #5
                  hahaha, its a bitch to be owned by the kids.
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                    • Stacey_JoinRightNow
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 6269
                      #6
                      hahahahaha, kids are like that...

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                        • LittleSassy
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                          • May 2005
                          • 7402
                          #7
                          hehehe.....that was quite cute...

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                            • sfera
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 8597
                              #8
                              what did she draw, a big schlong?

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                                • reynold
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 51271
                                  #9
                                  Hahahahaha, don't ever let young kids hold pens or markers if you don't want your room to be their canvass..

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                                    • Bluewire Ross
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 2169
                                      #10
                                      learning his alphabet? a,b,c,d, e, GFY....

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                                        • reed_4
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 9640
                                          #11
                                          I know your daughter is cute and funny.

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                                            • Sosa
                                              In Tushy Land
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 40149
                                              #12
                                              hope your not working on porno stuff with the baby in there

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                                                • Basic_man
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                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 27360
                                                  #13
                                                  I hope you don't love those jeans too much. I would have slapped her
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                                                    • xclusive
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 35218
                                                      #14
                                                      thing you have to learn about kids they will draw on everything and will hit you in the nuts on a constant basis

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                                                        • tony299
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                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 57021
                                                          #15
                                                          thats annoying and cute at the same time lol

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                                                            • PixeLs
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                              • 11922
                                                              #16
                                                              Hahahaha, you forgot to mention those things she wrote around his arms..
                                                              Damn , lots of mess to deal with.

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                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 40077
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Basic_man
                                                                  I hope you don't love those jeans too much. I would have slapped her

                                                                  wow...never have kids.


                                                                  I bet it was a work of art

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                                                                    • ssp
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                                      • 7990
                                                                      #18
                                                                      YAY, owned.

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                                                                        • flashfire
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                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                          • 13098
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Basic_man
                                                                          I hope you don't love those jeans too much. I would have slapped her
                                                                          I'm sure he loves the kid more

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                                                                            • emthree
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                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                              • 10816
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Dont worry folks, it's only Basic_Man's outsourced 3rd world poster typing.

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                                                                                • JoeMeca
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                                  • 2266
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  we need pics rofl funny shit

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                                                                                    • Mr Dickovitch
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                      • 1070
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by emthree
                                                                                      Dont worry folks, it's only Basic_Man's outsourced 3rd world poster typing.
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                                                                                        • designer_AFR
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                                                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                                                          • 296
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          do you have a picture of the jeans? looking for young talents

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                                                                                            • DutchTeenCash
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                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                              • 21684
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              lol funny make a pic shes gonna laugh at it lateron

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                                                                                                • gangbangjoe
                                                                                                  Ronin
                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                  • 17693
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by ssp
                                                                                                  YAY, owned.


                                                                                                  lol i wanted to post this pic too

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                                                                                                    • Kassidy
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                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                                      • 1219
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      That's what you get for not paying your full and undivided attention. They always get you, damnit...

                                                                                                      Wait till she's 15 - thats when they ask permission to sleep over at their boyfriend's house or go to some wild party. 'Sure honey, whatever you say' Lol, they know when to ask.


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                                                                                                        • Headless
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                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                          • 26727
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          hahha thats funny stuff

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                                                                                                            • Violetta
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                                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                                              • 28735
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              lol... cute!
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                                                                                                                • Th!nk
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                                                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                  • 6996
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  hahahah! that is so cute!

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                                                                                                                    • Saeun
                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                      • 299
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Feel owned now? Just wait until she grows up & starts coming to you with her homework.

                                                                                                                      Also, watch & study the 'going on my first date' scene from Bad Boys 2. Start now! It might seem like a loooooong time until she brings home her first boyfriend, but you can never be too prepared.

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                                                                                                                        • Manowar
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                                                                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                          • 71528
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by ssp
                                                                                                                          YAY, owned.

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                                                                                                                            • Jennyfer
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                                                                                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                              • 1708
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Haha...aww how cute!
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                                                                                                                                • tristan_D
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                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 7865
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  these are the annoying things your kids do that makes you love them more.
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                                                                                                                                    • budz
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                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 4230
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      lol wheres that video @ my gf wants to see :X
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                                                                                                                                        • budz
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                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 4230
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          lol my daughter stays up until 2'ish she gets up around 9 or 11 tho

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                                                                                                                                            • demon100
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                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 1203
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              haha your deserved it , go walk with her
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                                                                                                                                                • ilbb
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                                                                                                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                                                                                                  • 3025
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  funny story

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                                                                                                                                                    • RayBonga
                                                                                                                                                      too cool for highschool
                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                                      • 12164
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      My kid owned me too.



                                                                                                                                                      Never saw it coming

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                                                                                                                                                        • XX_RydeR
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                                                          • 2151
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          lmao, funny shit.
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                                                                                                                                                            • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 58202
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              hehe doh! But gotta love them


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