Man steals doughnut, May face 30 years to life in prison!!

**drjones** · 10-08-2007, 12:40 PM

Maybe they should just fine him $220,000 dollars.

**GreyWolf** · 10-08-2007, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by tehHinjew

no he doesnt

let him steal more 30 cent doughnuts.. wtf who cares!! let him find a job for fuck sakes, why put him in jail and thats gonna cost you tax payers a few $$$$

True - if you assume the average cost of incarceration is around $40K - (ranges from $25k-$60K, depending what lies are told) - and an idiot judge ever gave a 30 year sentence, - that would cost taxpayers $1,200,000.

Sounds like a bargain for a .52 cent doughnut and protects society from doughnut theives

**gecko** · 10-09-2007, 12:38 AM

don't mess with the pigs donuts!

**madawgz** · 10-09-2007, 12:56 AM

its fucking sad

**mistergardener** · 10-09-2007, 12:59 AM

He committed assault over a donut. Wow.

**AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 10-09-2007, 01:05 AM

Well I hope he enjoy'd it.

**Vick!** · 10-09-2007, 01:09 AM

Did someone say "Only in America.."?

**Matt 26z** · 10-09-2007, 12:11 PM

I say the dumb bitch employee should never have confronted the man over a 52 cent doughnut in the first place.

Here this woman is working a minimum wage job, and her property value threshold to attempt to apprehend a shoplifter is 50 cents or less. Sorry, you are not the security manager at Best Buy, and he's not trying to walk out with a $10,000 plasma. Just let him walk.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 10-09-2007, 12:57 PM

ADG

**sortie** · 10-09-2007, 01:07 PM

Originally posted by drjones

Maybe they should just fine him $220,000 dollars.

Nah, he didn't download 10 doughnuts and give 100,000 copies of them out for free like the thief you are alluding to.

Man steals doughnut, May face 30 years to life in prison!!

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