Man steals doughnut, May face 30 years to life in prison!!

**TG Rebecca** · 10-08-2007, 10:59 AM

okay, no donut is that delicious.

**Klen** · 10-08-2007, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by sortie

Yeah, but this one had the extra powdered sugar on top with premium cut hole in the middle.

Yes i know Croatian and American doughnuts are different.

**jonesonyou** · 10-08-2007, 11:07 AM

Considering he has a pretty foul record, he'll take what they give him.

I doubt his character will stand up to much.

I'm not here to judge anybody, but that is one foolish dolt.

**jonesonyou** · 10-08-2007, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by mahoney

This happened in Farmington? Better call the strike team

**Penny24Seven** · 10-08-2007, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by shake

No, they just made up the part about him pushing the employee - good enough for 30 years in jail

Save the cocaine packets for someone stealing a donut truck...

hahah fucking great but anyway yeah it is about the damn doughnut, maybe she tried to stop him and he pulled away or even bumped her. If he is not on probation then i'm sure his record will not help but 30 years is just stupid.

**Niktamer** · 10-08-2007, 11:17 AM

pathetic ... viva america

in some country they cut you a hand an a foot when you steal

**Drake** · 10-08-2007, 11:18 AM

I wonder what kind of doughnut it was. If it was one with sprinkles on it, it was worth the risk.

D · 10-08-2007, 11:20 AM

MmMmmmmmm... Doughnut....

AggghhhhhGGGggghHHhh...

**Brother Bilo** · 10-08-2007, 11:25 AM

That's exactly what should happen. Lets put someone into an already overcrowded jail because he jacked a doughnut. This is crazy. As dumb as the dude is, he should go to jail for any extended period of time, maybe something like tent city for maybe a month or two if that.

I can understand though. An example must be made otherwise the other pastry theives might get ballsier.

**LiveDose** · 10-08-2007, 11:49 AM

Well at least he won't have to steal to eat anymore.

**DaddyHalbucks** · 10-08-2007, 11:57 AM

What a moron.

**s9ann0** · 10-08-2007, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by Antonio

you steal a donut - cops take it personally, he's lucky they didn't slip 10 packets of cocaine in his pockets when they arrested him

you don't fuck with the donut squad

**GreyWolf** · 10-08-2007, 12:31 PM

"People are missing the point," Horn said. "It is not about the doughnut."

Ignoring the idiot who stole and the idiot prosecutor - it is about a doughnut and really dumb laws being bent to match a scenario. It takes a gifted idiot to dream that up - congrats the the County Prosecutor, Wendy Wexler Horn

Maybe the judge will have more sense.... maybe...

**Jim_Gunn** · 10-08-2007, 12:37 PM

The guy sounds like a professional lifelong criminal. He deserves whatever they give him. It would be fair though in my opinion if they plead him down toa year or so with the provision that he now has the equivalent of two and a half strikes, and that any more felony offenses no matter how small will get him the 30 years to life that a three striker earns.

**tehHinjew** · 10-08-2007, 12:40 PM

Originally posted by StarkReality

He deservers the 30 years for being a real idiot...darwin would have loved this story !

no he doesnt

let him steal more 30 cent doughnuts.. wtf who cares!! let him find a job for fuck sakes, why put him in jail and thats gonna cost you tax payers a few $$$$

Man steals doughnut, May face 30 years to life in prison!!

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