Man steals doughnut, May face 30 years to life in prison!!

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  • ADL Josh
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    • Feb 2007
    • 3026

    #1

    Man steals doughnut, May face 30 years to life in prison!!

    (AP) A Missouri man could potentially face a 30-year prison sentence for stealing a doughnut from a store.

    Scott A. Masters, 41, of Park Hills, Missouri, has been charged with felony second-degree robbery in the theft of a 52-cent doughnut from a Country Mart in Farmington, about 70 miles south of St. Louis. Store employees said he slipped the doughnut into his sweat shirt without paying last December, then pushed away a clerk who tried to stop him as he fled the store.

    The push is being treated as minor assault, which transforms a misdemeanor shoplifting charge into a strong-armed robbery with a potential prison term of five to 15 years. Given Masters' past criminal record, prosecutors could boost that sentence to 30 years to life.

    "Strong-arm robbery? Over a doughnut? That's impossible," Masters told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch newspaper from jail. He admitted that he took the pastry but denied touching the female employee. "I've never had a violent crime in my life. And there's no way I would've pushed a woman over a doughnut."

    Farmington Police Chief Rick Baker said state law treats the shoplifting and assault as forcibly stealing property. The amount of force and value of the property does not matter.

    "It's not the doughnut," Baker said. "It's the assault."

    Masters, who has been arrested more than a dozen times for crimes ranging from shoplifting to drug possession to torching a car for insurance fraud, said he forgot about the doughnut theft as he spent the summer in jail on outstanding warrants.

    He was indicted Sept. 14 for the robbery and is being held on $25,000 bail after having his case continued on Friday. With two prior felony convictions, Masters could face a long prison sentence if found guilty because prosecutors could pursue an enhanced sentence.

    County Prosecutor Wendy Wexler Horn said it was "way too early to know how it is going to play out," but that the charge seemed appropriate given the store employees' allegations. She acknowledged some are questioning the seriousness of the charge.

    "People are missing the point," Horn said. "It is not about the doughnut."

    For Masters' part, he did not even get to enjoy his ill-gotten gains. He said he threw the doughnut away as he fled.

    -CBS News Article-
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  • StarkReality
    Confirmed User
    • May 2004
    • 4444

    #2
    He deservers the 30 years for being a real idiot...darwin would have loved this story !

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    • cess
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2006
      • 2921

      #3
      I bet he wishes he at least ate the doughnut now...

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      • sortie
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2007
        • 7771

        #4
        It's worth a year in jail at the most.
        Hungry MoFo's steal food, don't make them realize it's better to just shoot somebody and take the whole register since it's the same jail time, because they will.

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        • Klen
          • Aug 2006
          • 32235

          #5
          WTF?30 years for doughnut?You can get doughnut for free here.

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          • aico
            Moo Moo Cow
            • Mar 2004
            • 14748

            #6
            why didn't he just eat the donut in the store?

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            • sortie
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2007
              • 7771

              #7
              Originally posted by KlenTelaris
              You can get doughnut for free here.
              Yeah, but this one had the extra powdered sugar on top with premium cut hole in the middle.
              Last edited by sortie; 10-08-2007, 09:17 AM.

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              • Antonio
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Oct 2001
                • 14136

                #8
                you steal a donut - cops take it personally, he's lucky they didn't slip 10 packets of cocaine in his pockets when they arrested him
                Last edited by Antonio; 10-08-2007, 09:17 AM.

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                • sortie
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 7771

                  #9
                  Double post.
                  Last edited by sortie; 10-08-2007, 09:17 AM.

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                  • sortie
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 7771

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Antonio
                    you steal a donut - cops take it personally, he's lucky they didn't slip 10 packets of cocaine in his pockets when they arrested him

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                    • GAMEFINEST
                      Make STACK$
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 14477

                      #11
                      let that shhiiiet slide yoo
                      Compound interest.

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                      • shake
                        frc
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 4663

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Antonio
                        you steal a donut - cops take it personally, he's lucky they didn't slip 10 packets of cocaine in his pockets when they arrested him
                        No, they just made up the part about him pushing the employee - good enough for 30 years in jail

                        Save the cocaine packets for someone stealing a donut truck...
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                        • Angie77
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                          • Aug 2007
                          • 1356

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Antonio
                          you steal a donut - cops take it personally, he's lucky they didn't slip 10 packets of cocaine in his pockets when they arrested him
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                          • SomeCreep
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                            • Mar 2003
                            • 26118

                            #14
                            That'll teach him.

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                            • mahoney
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                              • Nov 2003
                              • 5318

                              #15
                              This happened in Farmington? Better call the strike team
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