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Who needs a grater at the end, anyone ever touched one of those damn fuckers during the summer?
Sure it feels fine at the top of the ladder where there is a small tunnel, from there it is a lava slide on your poor little thighs and calfs as you almost slide down as your sweat sort of makes you stick and skip.
I used to have theories on whom invented certain park and childrens toys when I was growing up. Many of you all had it good with a little lead poisoning or carpol tunnel syndrome in your fingers. Try lawn darts, or those fucking red plastic rockets with the red and white air pump that used water to propel it into the damn sky. You litterally had to stand almost above it while you filled it with air pressure, yup that magical pressure that can move mountains.
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