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people who own large, obnoxious dogs but don't discipline them or restrain them.
my neighbor has one of these, and one time i was bringing this BOMB slab of salmon i had been marinating all day out to the grill when her dog tore away from its leash and came running towards me and jumped up on me. she started laughing and said, "uh oh, you better watch out, Jasmine will eat that!". i was like-no bitch, YOU better watch out...cause if that dog eats my fucking salmon, i'm gonna slit it's throat...
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