JMM

Ok, I figured out your dirty little secret man. Somewhere you have a large building, maybe underground, maybe on a mountain. In that building, you have thousands and thousands of females that you are raising from birth. Ok, it doubles as a convent or something, you have nuns raising the babies. Wait, no, they can't be nuns, ummm, cyborg's, yeah, cyborg's raising the babies.

I haven't quite figured out how you get them, adoption, home for unwed mothers, whatever, I will figure it out though, rest assured.

Once a month, you travel to this place, where all of the girls that have turned 18 in the past 30 days are brought before you. The hot ones are photographed and posted on GFY, the rest are sent to a stud farm where they are impregnated to replenish the supply.

Ah, ok, that is how you get the babies, you knock up the ugly ones to produce more (I know this doesn't make sense, why knock up the ugly ones but if you have ever watched Miss America on TV and have seen the part where they cut to the parents in the audience, you will understand). See, I knew I would figure it out.

Go ahead Mutt, try and deny it. There is no other way you would be able to get all these hot sexy chicks that you get. I mean the odds are that at least once you would post an ugly or sub standard chick. But alas, you do not, thus exposing your dirty little secret. Nobody gets the hot girls consistently like you do, there has to be something evil going on.