she is a full woman with the right HUMPS in the right places.
LittleC
The record by Black Eyed Peas was written for you.
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside your trunk
[Fergie]
I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps
Check it out
I drive these brothers crazy
I do it on the daily
They treat me really nicely
They buy me all these ices
Dolce and Gabbana
Fendi and the Donna
Karan they be sharin'
All their money got me wearing fly
Whether I ain't askin
They say they love mah ass in
Seven Jeans
True religion
I say no
But they keep givin
So I keep on takin
And no I aint taken
We can keep on datin',
Now keep on demonstratin'
My love my love my love my love
You love my lady lumps
My hump my hump my hump
My humps they got you..
[Will.i.am]
Shes got me spending..
[Fergie]
Ohh..Spending all your money on me..And spending time on me..
[Will.i.am]
Shes got me spending..
[Fergie]
Ohh..Spending all your money on me..
O-on me on me...
[Will.i.am]
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk..
[Fergie]
I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
[Will.i.am]
Whatcha gonna do with all that ass
All that ass inside them jeans
[Fergie]
I'ma make make make make you scream
Make you scream make you scream
Cause of my humps my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my lovely lady lumps
Check it out
[Will.i.am]
I met a girl down at the disco
She said hey hey hey ya lets go
I can be ya baby, you could be my honey
Let's spend time not money
And mix your milk with my cocoa puff
Milky milky cocoa
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff
Milky milky
Riiiiight...
[Fergie]
They say I'm really sexy
The boys they wanna sex me
They always standin next to me
Always dancin next to me
Tryna feel my hump hump
Lookin at my lump lump
You can look but you can't touch it
If you touch it
I'ma start some drama
You don't want no drama
No no drama no no no no drama
So don't
Pull on my hand boy
You ain't my man boy
I'm just tryna dance boy
And move my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my lovely lady lumps
My lovely lady lumps my lovely lady lumps
In the back and in the front
My loving got you..
[Will.i.am]
Shes got me spending..
[Fergie]
Ohh..Spending all your money on me..and spending time on me..
[Will.i.am]
Shes got me spending..
[Fergie]
Ohh..Spending all your money on me..uh on me on me..
[Will.i.am]
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk
[Fergie]
I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
[Will.i.am]
Whatcha gonna do with all that ass
All that ass inside your jeans
[Fergie]
I'ma make make make make you scream
Make you scream make you scream
[Will.i.am]
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk
[Fergie]
I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off this hump
[Will.i.am]
Whatcha gonna do with all that breast
All that breast inside that shirt
[Fergie]
I'ma make make make make you work
Make you work work make you work
[Will.i.am]
Shes got me spending..
[Fergie]
Ohh..Spending all your money on me..and spending time on me..
[Will.i.am]
Shes got me spending..
[Fergie]
Ohh..Spending all your money on me..uh on me on me.
Well at least I caught a pic with you where I'm not standing by saying "Oh My" like it the first pic I posted with cman in your boobs. Here I'm saying, "I'm with her" LOL
months and it starts to rain," thundered the Lord. "You better have my ark completed or learn to swim for a long, long time!"
Six months passed, the sky began to cloud up, and the rain began to fall in torrents. The Lord looked down and saw Noah sitting in his yard, weeping, and there was no ark.
"Noah!" shouted the Lord, "where is My ark?" A lightning bolt crashed into the ground right beside Noah.
"Lord, please forgive me!" begged Noah. "I did my best, but there were some big problems. First, I had to get a building permit for the ark's construction, but your plans did not meet their code. So, I had to hire an engineer to redo the plans, only to get into a long argument with him about whether to include a fire-sprinkler system."
"My neighbors objected, claiming that I was violating zoning ordinances by building the ark in my front yard, so I had to get a variance from the city planning board."
"Then, I had a big problem getting enough wood for the ark, because there was a ban on cutting trees to save the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service that I needed the wood to save the owls, but they wouldn't let me catch them, so no owls."
"Next, I started gathering up the animals but got sued by an animal rights group that objected to me taking along only two of each kind."
"Just when the suit got dismissed, the EPA notified me that I couldn't complete the ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood. They didn't take kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of a Supreme Being."
"Then, the Corps of Engineers wanted a map of the proposed flood plan. I sent them a globe!"
"Right now, I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Equal Opportunities Commission over how many minorities I'm supposed to hire."
"The IRS has seized all my assets claiming that I am trying to leave the country, and I just got a notice from the state that I owe some kind of use tax. Really, I don't think I can finish the ark in less than five years."
With that, the sky cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow arched across the sky.
Noah looked up and smiled. "You mean you are not going to destroy the world?" he asked hopefully.
"No," said the Lord, "the government already has."
A bloke goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants. 'I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your tits' he says.
'You dirty git' shouts the barmaid 'get out before I get my husband.' The bloke apologises and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The Barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants.
'I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your arse and lick it all off' he says.
'You dirty filthy pervert. You're banned. Get out!!' she storms. Again, the bloke apologises and swears never ever to do it again.
'One more chance' says the barmaid. 'Now - what do you want?'
'I want to turn you upside down, open your flaps and fill your pussy with Guinness, and then drink every last drop from the hairy cup' The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the telly.
'What's up love?' he asks 'There's a bloke in the bar who wants to put his head between my tits and lick the sweat off', she says.
'I'll kill him. Where is he?' storms the husband.
'Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my arse cheeks and lick it off' she screams.
'Right. He's dead' says the husband, reaching for a cricket bat.
'Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my fanny with Guinness and then drink it all' she cries.
The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and Switches the telly back on.
'Aren't you going to do something about it?' she cries hysterically 'Look love. I'm not messing with someone who can drink 15 pints of Guinness...'
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