Give me 5 min in the sack with your girl and i bet you she will never want to go back to you.
I do you people a favor by not coming around your girl because as soon as she gets a wiff of my "smells like this guy has a big cock" cologne she will be all up in my pants, and frankly junior/smallfry/you once she sees "it" she wont be going back to matchstick men (you=smaller cock than me).
so next time you see me and you're with your girl be smart and walk to other way.

MetaMan get on wit ya baddd self.