Any Male With A Pony Tale Is A Loser

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  • willysbirthday
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 436

    #1

    Any Male With A Pony Tale Is A Loser

    Unless you are planning to star as the villan in a Jean Claude Van Damn movie, or enjoy lifting weights in europe wearing parachute pants Do yourself and all of us a favor and cut that dirt flap.




    I defy anyone to explain to me why a pony tail is cool...
    oOooooooOOo
  • Pornwolf
    Drunk and Unruly
    • Jan 2002
    • 22712

    #2
    Most men with ponytails just got out of jail.
    I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

    Webair, bitches.

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    • SykkBoy2
      Jesus loves bacon
      • Feb 2001
      • 19969

      #3
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      • Swippy
        Registered User
        • Jan 2006
        • 26

        #4
        Say you have this curly hair that tends to frizz in high humidity. Either you cut it short and look like a white fro-tard or you pull it back in a short pony tail and keep that shit tame. Plus the ladies love the renissance man/artist type guys with nice hair. Feels good on their inner thighs, so they say.

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        • chadglni
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 6924

          #5
          Women seem to love long hair on guys.


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          • lyn1
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2005
            • 429

            #6
            Originally posted by Pornwolf
            Most men with ponytails just got out of jail.
            Correction - Most men with ponytails and tattoos just got out of jail.

            Tails look good on some guys. Tattoos stink on everyone.

            Lyn
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            • Jarmusch
               
              • May 2003
              • 12479

              #7
              They're all closet gays.

              Thread closed.

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