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  • leroytrolley
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    • Dec 2005
    • 2301

    #1

    I've Just Had Vasectomy

    He all.

    Just thought I'd let you all know about my vasectomy I had today.

    I turned up at the clinic and had to have a half an hour chat with the nurse just to make sure that a vasecomy is definately what I want. As I'm nearly 30, happily married with 4 kids, a vasecomy is for me.

    She talks to me about the procedure and the aftercare need. I was then told to go into a small changing room and remove my clothes and put on a nice lime green dreesing gown that they have provided. I had to put all my clothes into a plastic box.

    I then went and sat outside the operating theatre waiting to be called in. By this stage I have had no nerves or worries about the prodecure at all.

    The door opened and I was called in.

    To my immediate surprise, there was a female nurse in the room along with the male surgeon. I thought, well, she's a professional, and she must have seen a lot of cock today, so one more won't hurt.

    For those of you who think this maybe leading into a porn story you're wrong (sorry) It's just something funny that happened to me today.

    I was told to put my box of clothes on a table and then to remove my dressing gown.

    I removed my gown in front of the nurse and surgeon ...."No,No, No.....you should have left your underwear on!!!" cried the surgeon. I'm now standing totally naked in the operating theatre, feeling a little stupid. I had to walk about 5 yards to my clothes and search for my underwear.

    Now I've suddenly became nervous at the thought of this surgeon putting my balls under his knife.

    I'm now on the table and the nurses job is to keep talking to me while the surgeon does his thing.

    I was told quite a few times that the prodecure does not hurt at all.

    FUCKING LIERS!!!! The surgeon had to inject my balls ...... PAIN!! He then FORGOT to warn me about the pain once the injection gets into the blood vessels of my genitals........more PAIN. I have never screwed my face up so much.

    I'm now at home with my swollen balls feeling like they have been hit by a hammer. There's a little bit of blood still there, but I'm not to wash untill Sunday afternoon.

    So there you go......thats my day.

    Leroy
    Last edited by leroytrolley; 01-06-2006, 12:03 PM.
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  • Harmon
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    • Mar 2004
    • 20012

    #2
    How's it feel being a chick?




















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    • leroytrolley
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      • Dec 2005
      • 2301

      #3
      Originally posted by Harmon
      How's it feel being a chick?




      Quite the opposite really. My balls look huge at the moment. but sore..

      Leroy
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      • Matt 26z
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        • Apr 2002
        • 18481

        #4
        How do they opperate with your underwear on?

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        • xclusive
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          • Apr 2004
          • 35218

          #5
          enjoy your big balls

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          • leroytrolley
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            • Dec 2005
            • 2301

            #6
            Originally posted by Matt 26z
            How do they opperate with your underwear on?
            Sorry.... they pull them down once your on the table. They need to keep them around your knee's so when they finish I can pull them up to keep the dressing on.

            Leroy
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            • leroytrolley
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              • Dec 2005
              • 2301

              #7
              Originally posted by xclusive
              enjoy your big balls
              I wish I could, but nobody's going near them for a couple of days!!!!
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              • Sosa
                In Tushy Land
                • Oct 2002
                • 40149

                #8
                lol should have had the wife do the job

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                • leroytrolley
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                  • Dec 2005
                  • 2301

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sosa
                  lol should have had the wife do the job
                  Ummmm, no.

                  BTW, I seriously never want another MANS hands on my jewells. Very weird to see a man's face so near my groin area!!!!

                  Leroy
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                  • Veterans Day
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                    • Jul 2003
                    • 8403

                    #10
                    Im getting one soon, 2 kids. Im done. My wife knows alot of women that gained a ton of weight after having their tubes tied. And we both like her 135 lb physique. So it's my turn
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                    • SilentKnight
                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 24812

                      #11
                      Thankfully my wife got tied off years ago and I can leave this planet just as intact as I arrived.

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                      • Wiggles
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                        • May 2004
                        • 14423

                        #12
                        haha my friends have all told me it is incredibly painful!
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                        • GlydeGirl
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                          • Feb 2005
                          • 1516

                          #13
                          Good on ya for getting the snip done! I'm on the pill and will be until I'm done having kids (I haven't even started yet) so after I've had my last one, I'll be sending my man to get the snip too!

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                          • leroytrolley
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                            • Dec 2005
                            • 2301

                            #14
                            Originally posted by MaskTVMaura
                            Good on ya for getting the snip done! I'm on the pill and will be until I'm done having kids (I haven't even started yet) so after I've had my last one, I'll be sending my man to get the snip too!
                            My wife will be able to stop taking the pill for the first time in 12 years, apart from the 4 times we were trying for kids. But as I got her pregnant with in the first month every time, that dont count!

                            Leroy
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                            • Bluewire Ross
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                              • Nov 2005
                              • 2169

                              #15
                              whew!...that hurts!

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                              • sonofsam
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                                • Dec 2004
                                • 18648

                                #16
                                Congrats to all the penises!
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                                • Lee
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                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 2977

                                  #17
                                  Sounds like you were unlucky. When I had mine done the injection, whilst uncomfortable, wasnt painful. The only painful part for me was when they fused the tubes which burnt quite badly. After a couple of days you'll be right as rain.

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                                  • Paul Waters
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                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 4402

                                    #18
                                    I had very little trouble with my vasectomy. I was a good boy, and keep the "boys" on ice, or frozen pees, for a couple of days.

                                    Had three different women give me BJ's very soon after.

                                    But the best part was telling stories to my male friends and anyone else who would listen about the procedure. Like how the cautorizing machine sounded like a bug zapper.

                                    Hilarious squicking big, tough guys so easilly!



                                    Paul

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                                    • Wilbo
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                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 2082

                                      #19
                                      Mine only hurt for a few days after.........but I let my wife think it hurt for months..... got me outta mucho work around the house

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                                      • Mr Pheer
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 22082

                                        #20
                                        Thanks for making up my mind to not get this done, because I was seriously thinking about it.

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                                        • Paul Waters
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                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 4402

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MrPheer
                                          Thanks for making up my mind to not get this done, because I was seriously thinking about it.
                                          You always squick so easilly?


                                          Paul

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                                          • Brother Bareback
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                                            • Jan 2006
                                            • 279

                                            #22
                                            dude, seriously, they butchered you

                                            I had one done about 6 months ago, complately painless except for the little prick with the needle to put numbing shit in

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                                            • Spunky
                                              I need a beer
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 133978

                                              #23
                                              I actually want to have the procedure done as well..too many close calls for me.I wasn't meant to be a dad

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                                              • Brother Bareback
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                                                • Jan 2006
                                                • 279

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Spunky
                                                I actually want to have the procedure done as well..too many close calls for me.I wasn't meant to be a dad
                                                me either man, being a daddy is something I will never experience and it doesn't upset me one bit

                                                I might end up adopting a child when I get older, I am 30 now though and have absolutely no desire to have any other life form that depends on me

                                                actually, maybe a dog eventually

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                                                • Mr Pheer
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                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 22082

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Paul Waters
                                                  You always squick so easilly?
                                                  When it concerns my balls.... yes.

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                                                  • gornyhuy
                                                    Chafed.
                                                    • May 2002
                                                    • 18041

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by leroytrolley
                                                    My wife will be able to stop taking the pill for the first time in 12 years, apart from the 4 times we were trying for kids. But as I got her pregnant with in the first month every time, that dont count!

                                                    Leroy

                                                    Exactly my situation... I'm gonna do it within the next 6 months... thanks for the underwear pointer.

                                                    icq:159548293

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                                                    • leroytrolley
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                                                      • Dec 2005
                                                      • 2301

                                                      #27
                                                      It's now just over 24 hours since my vasectomy, and my base of my dick is very bruised. It's not a pretty site.

                                                      I would post a pic but some of you maybe eating!!

                                                      Leroy
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                                                      • Mr Pheer
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                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                        • 22082

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by leroytrolley
                                                        It's now just over 24 hours since my vasectomy, and my base of my dick is very bruised. It's not a pretty site.

                                                        I would post a pic but some of you maybe eating!!

                                                        Leroy
                                                        you sure that guy was a real doctor?

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                                                        • Brother Bareback
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                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                          • 279

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by leroytrolley
                                                          It's now just over 24 hours since my vasectomy, and my base of my dick is very bruised. It's not a pretty site.

                                                          I would post a pic but some of you maybe eating!!

                                                          Leroy

                                                          dude, seriously, what strip mall wanna-be doctor did you go to? sounds like a horrible job, and I would not be suprised if the procedure didn't work....get that sperm tested asap as soon as you heal up

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                                                          • leroytrolley
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                                                            • Dec 2005
                                                            • 2301

                                                            #30
                                                            It was on the Nation Health Service.

                                                            To be honest it was a bit like a conveyor belt of blokes going in and out.
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                                                            • Lee
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                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 2977

                                                              #31
                                                              Its just luck, I had no bruising really yet a guy in my football team looked like someone had painted his entire groin area purple.

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                                                              • leroytrolley
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                                                                • Dec 2005
                                                                • 2301

                                                                #32
                                                                It's been nearly one week since my vasecomy. I had to go and see my local doctor yesterday as I was in pain.

                                                                My doctor informs me that I have an invested right bollock.

                                                                It hurts to walk. It's agony when I forget about it and cross my legs!!!!

                                                                Leroy
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                                                                • eiht_98
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                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 6103

                                                                  #33
                                                                  thanks for your nice story...and i hope it will stop hurting you asap

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                                                                  • sfera
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                                                                    • Aug 2005
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    ill feel sad for you

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                                                                    • G-Rotica
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                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                      • 4258

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I got mine done 16 years ago. I remember it like it was yesterday. The doctor siad I would feel a small pinch when he stuck me witht he needle and then a slight burning sensation when he injected the anesthetic.

                                                                      Yea right.

                                                                      The needle felt like it was 3ft long and square. The slight burning sensation was like he put 20,000 volts on the needle.

                                                                      Some things never leave you.

                                                                      The only good thing about it was the darvosets.

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