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  • TheGarbbageManPorn
    For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor?
    • Dec 2005
    • 213

    #1

    how come women like sittin' on my car so much

    i cant keep this chick from sittin on my car, ever time she comes by to visit, the first thnag she does is jumps on the hood of my Jag and just smiles at me... and im like Ummm


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  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    You like women scratching up the jag?..I'd be throwing her off

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    • mrthumbs
      salad tossing sig guy
      • Apr 2002
      • 11702

      #3
      those cheap addicted prostitutes need to sit down for shot man!

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      • Bluewire Ross
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2005
        • 2169

        #4
        no weird story for the day,huh...just a weird prostitute

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        • latinasojourn
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2003
          • 3191

          #5
          pretty dumb to sit on an aluminum hooded car.

          even hail causes damage to an aluminum hood.

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          • Nismo
            Confirmed User
            • May 2002
            • 4977

            #6
            you sure thats a woman?
            i buy massive xxx dating traffic.

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            • Ogix
              Registered User
              • Feb 2005
              • 1025

              #7
              car is pretty,
              girl is not

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              • sltr
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2002
                • 3193

                #8
                Zing!

                678

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                • ilbb
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2005
                  • 3025

                  #9
                  nice car bro.

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                  • reynold
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 51271

                    #10
                    ..and why are they always black?

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                    • je_rome
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 6846

                      #11
                      Originally posted by mrthumbs
                      those cheap addicted prostitutes need to sit down for shot man!
                      and coz you look like a pimp
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                      • TheGarbbageManPorn
                        For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor?
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 213

                        #12
                        Originally posted by latinasojourn
                        pretty dumb to sit on an aluminum hooded car.

                        even hail causes damage to an aluminum hood.
                        and you are so fucking right, dude it rained here in new york about 2 weeks ago. and ill be dam if my shit is starting to look a little on the rusty side. only the back end.
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                        • Harmon
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                          • Mar 2004
                          • 20016

                          #13
                          Yeah right - like you have a Jaguar! LMAO! Anyone that believes this crock of shit deserves to be had. This guy is a failure at life... and he is LUCKY if he drives a Chevette with no shocks so he can be big "pimpin"...
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                          • Murderous
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 3938

                            #14
                            Girls like to test you. Also, if you pull that camera out every time she sits on the car, how is she supposed to stop.

                            That is like teaching a dog to go to the door. If he shits and you throw him outside, he will think that every time he wants outside he needs to shit and you will put him there.

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                            • Cassie
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 3139

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TheGarbbageManPorn
                              i cant keep this chick from sittin on my car, ever time she comes by to visit, the first thnag she does is jumps on the hood of my Jag and just smiles at me... and im like Ummm
                              omg i would run her over if she continued to do that. running her over for sitting on a car would qualify as road rage correct?
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