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  • TheHatchet
    Half man... Half Amazing!
    • Sep 2002
    • 13958
    #1

    Cottonelle Wipes vs. Dry Toilet Paper

    VS

    Alright, you really have to try these Cottonelle wipes. It makes perfect sense when you think about it. My brother tells me.. "When you get dirt on your arm, do you use a dry paper towel or wet one to clean yourself?" I was skeptic at first then had to try it. I was shopping for groceries at Safeway and knew I needed toilet paper. When I found the isle the first thing I saw was Cottonelle Wipes, in the toilet paper section I might add, not in the baby section. I'm telling ya, everyone has to go out and try some Cottonelle wipes; I have always wiped my ass till the paper was clean, but you'll be surprised when you see what the Cottonelle wipe gets. I'm really just promoting clean buttholes to the world, forget anal bleaching.... beat the problem where it lies.
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978
      #2
      Haven't seen them in Canada yet..probably 3 times the price compared to normal ass wipe

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        • Mike Okitch
          Confirmed User
          • May 2004
          • 4126
          #3
          http://www.cottonelle.com/products/folded_faq.asp#q9

          "What are the pack sizes of Cottonelle Fresh® Moist Wipes available for sale?
          Cottonelle Fresh® Moist Wipes are available in 42-count tubs, 42-count refills, 84-count resealable refills, 33-count reclosable pouches, and 10-count travel pouches."

          I use a lot more than 1 square. Even with the 84 pack, I'd be spending a fortune whiping my ass. I'd rather buy the regular stuff, save the money and buy me a trip to Mexico. But then I'd really need those wipes won't I?
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            • Poppy
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2002
              • 6254
              #4
              I use both. Start w/ toilet paper, then wipes, and finally toilet paper.
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                • Baker Rd
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 647
                  #5
                  Originally posted by poppy
                  I use both. Start w/ toilet paper, then wipes, and finally toilet paper.
                  wow, you must have one dirty asshole.
                  money talks and bullshit walks.

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                    • OzMan
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 9162
                      #6
                      I use both even if just peeing. I also sit down to pee if at home.

                      For a straight guy, I'm very OCD like that. I justify it by saying that apart from the personal hygiene aspect, I am preparing myself for random females offering impromptu blow jobs..still waiting..

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                        • Babagirls
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                          • Feb 2001
                          • 18812
                          #7
                          wipes then toliet paper for the win




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                            • EviLGuY
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 12745
                              #8
                              Sounds like some people in this thread need more fibre and less cheese in their diets.

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                                • Bluewire Ross
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 2169
                                  #9
                                  anything available...it's just something for an ass anyway.

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                                    • Cory W
                                      Deeply shallow
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 9133
                                      #10
                                      I use toothbrushes, that gets pretty expensive.
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                                        • GigoloJustin
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2005
                                          • 2244
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by WEG Cory
                                          I use toothbrushes, that gets pretty expensive.

                                          can i have mine back?

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                                            • BV
                                              wtf
                                              • Sep 2001
                                              • 10914
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by OzMan
                                              I also sit down to pee if at home.
                                              Dude, please. That sounds very gay. Not saying you are and no ill feelings, just expressing my first impression.

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                                                • reed_4
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                  • 9640
                                                  #13
                                                  I use also wet wipes but a different brand.

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                                                    • TheHatchet
                                                      Half man... Half Amazing!
                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                      • 13958
                                                      #14
                                                      I have found this works best...

                                                      Two dry toilet-paper wipes, followed by a single Cottonelle wipe.

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                                                        • Pornwolf
                                                          Drunk and Unruly
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 22712
                                                          #15
                                                          Wet wipes, some habits you just pick up when you have dated a stripper... or 20. They always have em in the bathroom.
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                                                            • rowan
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                              • 17393
                                                              #16
                                                              Are the wet wipes thick? I can't get my head around them, I keep thinking of poop bleeding through to my hand on the other side. Carried by the moisture. Ugh

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                                                                • Murderous
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 3938
                                                                  #17
                                                                  If you must use them, it is good to get most the doodie off with the paper stuff, then clean with the baby wipe. I also find these useful for cleaning off the toilet seat.

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                                                                    • jasonir
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 1887
                                                                      #18
                                                                      shit then shower.
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                                                                        • OzMan
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                          • 9162
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by BV
                                                                          Dude, please. That sounds very gay. Not saying you are and no ill feelings, just expressing my first impression.
                                                                          lol, please note the next sentence in my post above.

                                                                          Actually an obsessively clean ex got me into that, mainly because it keeps the toilet area much cleaner. If you stand there are hundreds of wayward urine microdroplets that land on the upturned seat, bowl and floor and unless you clean the toilet area several times daily (after each use) you will have these building up with resultant smell and bacteria.

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                                                                            • Doctor Dre
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 51692
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I somewhat don't like whiping my ass with thoses . I like old TP better
                                                                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                • Murderous
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 3938
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by OzMan
                                                                                  lol, please note the next sentence in my post above.

                                                                                  Actually an obsessively clean ex got me into that, mainly because it keeps the toilet area much cleaner. If you stand there are hundreds of wayward urine microdroplets that land on the upturned seat, bowl and floor and unless you clean the toilet area several times daily (after each use) you will have these building up with resultant smell and bacteria.
                                                                                  I wipe the rim of the toilet after each piss and put the seat back down (when there are bitches in the hizzy) The rim wiping is a result from doing time in jail, and the seat down thing, well I am sure you understand where I got that fucking habit.

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                                                                                    • SilverTab
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                                                      • 5060
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I heard alot of people say that..

                                                                                      In canada its still not very popular..only place you can find baby wipes...is right next to the diapers...
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                                                                                        • Cory W
                                                                                          Deeply shallow
                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                          • 9133
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                                          I somewhat don't like whiping my ass with thoses . I like old TP better
                                                                                          Once you get used to it, you don't like TP.
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                                                                                            • Murderous
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                              • 3938
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              So fresh and so clean, clean.

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                                                                                                • foolio
                                                                                                  ICQ: 178725656
                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                  • 12366
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Baker Rd
                                                                                                  wow, you must have one dirty asshole.


                                                                                                  I will have to try these... my poop makes a mess at times

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                                                                                                    • slavdogg
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                      • 3570
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      wow, u guys are metro or gay

                                                                                                      i've never heard of this shit b4
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                                                                                                        • TexasDreams
                                                                                                          former Miserable Admin :)
                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                          • 4700
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by BarryTheHatchet
                                                                                                          VS

                                                                                                          Alright, you really have to try these Cottonelle wipes. It makes perfect sense when you think about it. My brother tells me.. "When you get dirt on your arm, do you use a dry paper towel or wet one to clean yourself?" I was skeptic at first then had to try it. I was shopping for groceries at Safeway and knew I needed toilet paper. When I found the isle the first thing I saw was Cottonelle Wipes, in the toilet paper section I might add, not in the baby section. I'm telling ya, everyone has to go out and try some Cottonelle wipes; I have always wiped my ass till the paper was clean, but you'll be surprised when you see what the Cottonelle wipe gets. I'm really just promoting clean buttholes to the world, forget anal bleaching.... beat the problem where it lies.

                                                                                                          Nothing says CLEAN like the Hydroblaster TT475 Tandem Axle Pressure Washing Trailer from Hydro Engineering! The only problem was getting it in my apartment.



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                                                                                                            • adultchica
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                                                                              • 5141
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                                                                              Nothing says CLEAN like the Hydroblaster TT475 Tandem Axle Pressure Washing Trailer from Hydro Engineering! The only problem was getting it in my apartment.





                                                                                                              Well see just when I thought you couldn't beat cotonelle wipes or charmin toilet paper...out comes a handy dandy contraption like this !

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                                                                                                                • Doctor Dre
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                  • 51692
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                                                                                  Nothing says CLEAN like the Hydroblaster TT475 Tandem Axle Pressure Washing Trailer from Hydro Engineering! The only problem was getting it in my apartment.



                                                                                                                  How that's what I call a pressure washer... I wonder how fast you could kill somebody if he was stuck between the water and the wall
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                                                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                                                    • Pornwolf
                                                                                                                      Drunk and Unruly
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                      • 22712
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Heh heh, that pressure washer reminds me of the Middle East. In every bathroom I went in they had those water spray nozzles that are usually used to rinse dishes next to every toilet. Obviously no one knows how to use them because there were wet floors everywhere!
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                                                                                                                        • dij
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                                                                          • 2163
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by jasonir
                                                                                                                          shit then shower.
                                                                                                                          bingo!


                                                                                                                          .. ..

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                                                                                                                            • buddyjuf
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                                                                                              Nothing says CLEAN like the Hydroblaster TT475 Tandem Axle Pressure Washing Trailer from Hydro Engineering! The only problem was getting it in my apartment.



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                                                                                                                                • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 58202
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Never tryed that, but baby wipes are the bomb.


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                                                                                                                                    • reynold
                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 51271
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      I can settle on both I guess. Nothing feels better than having something you could depend on at a very shitty situation..

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                                                                                                                                        • Jakke PNG
                                                                                                                                          ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 20306
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          We've only recently had those in finland, I've wiped my ass with 'feminine hygiene wipes' before those came along. I like my bunghole clean.
                                                                                                                                          ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                                                                            • Miss Vlasta
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                              • 1005
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by OzMan
                                                                                                                                              lol, please note the next sentence in my post above.

                                                                                                                                              Actually an obsessively clean ex got me into that, mainly because it keeps the toilet area much cleaner. If you stand there are hundreds of wayward urine microdroplets that land on the upturned seat, bowl and floor and unless you clean the toilet area several times daily (after each use) you will have these building up with resultant smell and bacteria.
                                                                                                                                              Very true!
                                                                                                                                              My BF sometimes sits to pee - and he is no gay


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