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  • Madame0120
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    • Nov 2004
    • 1227

    #1

    Why I Could Never Be Miss GFY



    I can't flip the bird.

    Really...

    Someone told me I do it like an 8 year old.

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  • Ice
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    • Nov 2002
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    #2
    Hire a stunt bird flipper
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    • Deej
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      • Jun 2005
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      #3
      I would so check you out up there Madame...

      I think you should have a ruler in one hand a cup of Joe in the other...

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      • CDSmith
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        • May 2001
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        #4
        Get drunk first, and then do it.

        Your bird flipping technique tends to improve drastically with tequila.
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        • SykkBoy2
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          • Feb 2001
          • 19969

          #5
          the magic of photoshop!
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          • Quagmire
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            • Jul 2005
            • 6490

            #6
            You had me scared there for a second...

            I thought you were going to tell us you were a dude or something.

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            • Extreme John
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              • Apr 2002
              • 1475

              #7
              Practice makes perfect, just start flipping people off.
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              • Sosa
                In Tushy Land
                • Oct 2002
                • 40149

                #8
                Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                the magic of photoshop!
                I was going to say the same thing

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                • Tom_PM
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                  • Feb 2005
                  • 16443

                  #9
                  You could prop a popsicle stick behind it to keep it rigid :P
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                  • Nasty-Ass
                    I suck cock for a living!
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 179

                    #10
                    So you will set a new trend in bird flipping......
                    oinkydoinker

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                    • VS_Eddie
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                      • May 2006
                      • 663

                      #11
                      I think you would be a great Miss GFY, I could teach you how to flip the bird better if you want. :D
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                      • Triple10Terry
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                        • Jun 2007
                        • 1024

                        #12
                        I am voting for madame next month!!! Look theres ur middle finger


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                        • Honez
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                          • Apr 2003
                          • 6636

                          #13
                          Originally posted by TD_Triple10
                          I am voting for madame next month!!! Look theres ur middle finger
                          I second that!!
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                          • Triple10Terry
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                            • Jun 2007
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                            #14
                            Honelynn u make the best bloody marys!!! A late thank u for them in mexico!!! Where do i go to vote for madame?????


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                            • Gabriel
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                              • Apr 2002
                              • 4789

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Madame0120


                              I can't flip the bird.

                              Really...

                              Someone told me I do it like an 8 year old.

                              Maybe not but you can spank like a pro.
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                              • After Shock Media
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                                • Mar 2001
                                • 35299

                                #16
                                I thought you were going to say because you could not afford it.

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                                • Madame0120
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                                  • Nov 2004
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                                  #17
                                  Ya'll are a HOOT!

                                  The photoshop idea scares me, I've seen what you've done to Juicy.
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                                  • Imortyl Pussycat
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                                    • Apr 2006
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                                    #18
                                    you've got my vote Madame! i had a great time getting to know you in Mexico. looking forward to the next venue i can hang with you. my next stop on the show trail is WA, hope i see you there!
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                                    • Madame0120
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                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 1227

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                      I thought you were going to say because you could not afford it.
                                      More like I don't do blow jobs. ;)

                                      Just kidding Ladies!
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                                      • Ayla_SquareTurtle
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                                        • Sep 2005
                                        • 3550

                                        #20
                                        I have a looooot of practice so I'll teach you.
                                        gone. long gone.

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                                        • Holly Lez!
                                          She's back
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 3480

                                          #21
                                          OMG you would be the hottest one ever Madame!
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                                          • SteveLightspeed
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                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 7940

                                            #22
                                            Madame and Roy, your place was the center for all the fun at the YP show. The morning coffee and conversation was much appreciated! Don't worry too much about your "bird flipping" skills, you got it where it counts.

                                            Steve Lightspeed
                                            Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 09-27-2007, 11:04 PM.
                                            Abra-cadabra!

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                                            • marketsmart
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                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 20419

                                              #23
                                              "whatever tony404 says"

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                                              • SteveLightspeed
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                                                • Jul 2001
                                                • 7940

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                I thought you were going to say because you could not afford it.
                                                How much could it cost? I'll sponsor Madame as Miss GFY for Oct 07
                                                Abra-cadabra!

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                                                • DWB
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 31779

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                  I thought you were going to say because you could not afford it.
                                                  Ditto. Cause you know that is a paid spot.

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                                                  • da man
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                                                    • Nov 2005
                                                    • 2375

                                                    #26
                                                    we need some hot pictures
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                                                    • Madame0120
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                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                      • 1227

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat
                                                      you've got my vote Madame! i had a great time getting to know you in Mexico. looking forward to the next venue i can hang with you. my next stop on the show trail is WA, hope i see you there!
                                                      Loved meeting you too! I swear, the talent this year at WYPD was the most fun ever! The next show on the schedule is The Phoenix Forum, but till then, I'm keeping my tired old ass at HOME.
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                                                      • peterk
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                                                        • Aug 2007
                                                        • 3529

                                                        #28
                                                        This Thread Is Useless Without Pics!
                                                        Bogat mama ala cu loturi de trafic

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                                                        • yahoo-xxx-girls.com
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                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                          • 3143

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Ice
                                                          Hire a stunt bird flipper




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                                                          • Violetta
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                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                            • 28735

                                                            #30
                                                            flip what? post a pic!
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                                                            • AGS-17
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                                                              • May 2005
                                                              • 1402

                                                              #31
                                                              I thought you were going to tell us you were a dude or something.

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                                                              • Bird
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                                                                • Jan 2005
                                                                • 4365

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Ice
                                                                Hire a stunt bird flipper


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                                                                • B O B
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                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 2664

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Couldnt be a finer lady to represent than Madame...whats it gonna take to get it done?
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                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                    • 16502

                                                                    #34
                                                                    this thread is worthless without pics

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                                                                    • TondaB
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                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                      • 3162

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Madame for Miss GFY October 2007! Let me know where I vote
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                                                                      • Madame0120
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                                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                                        • 1227

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                        Madame and Roy, your place was the center for all the fun at the YP show. The morning coffee and conversation was much appreciated! Don't worry too much about your "bird flipping" skills, you got it where it counts.

                                                                        Steve Lightspeed
                                                                        Next time someone asks me about WYPD and the famous tag line ...
                                                                        Webmasters The Git It .. I will only have to point to this post and tell them not to miss next year.

                                                                        Thanks Steve .. you are the best room-clearer I've ever had the pleasure to pass the time with. I appreciate the compliments and look foward to ..

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                                                                        • Madame0120
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                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                          • 1227

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                          Ditto. Cause you know that is a paid spot.
                                                                          Daddy said, you can be cheap - just remember to invoice the fuckers.

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                                                                          • pornask
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Aug 2006
                                                                            • 6518

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Madrox
                                                                            this thread is worthless without pics
                                                                            I second that motion...

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                                                                            • sniperwolf
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                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                              • 17743

                                                                              #39
                                                                              i will vote for you!
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                                                                              • Honez
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                                                                                • Apr 2003
                                                                                • 6636

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by TD_Triple10
                                                                                Honelynn u make the best bloody marys!!! A late thank u for them in mexico!!! Where do i go to vote for madame?????
                                                                                I love making my "Mary's" and you are more than welcome. If you make it out to the Phoenix Forum, I will have the fixins in our room. You will have to stop by and see us.



                                                                                Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                                How much could it cost? I'll sponsor Madame as Miss GFY for Oct 07

                                                                                Steve, if you do this, you will forever be my HERO!!!
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                                                                                  • Jan 2004
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by pornask
                                                                                  I second that motion...
                                                                                  i see no pics, still pretty worthless!

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                                                                                  • Luca_Triple 10
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                                                                                    • Jun 2007
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    got my vote for sure!

                                                                                    bump for madame... bring it back to the top!

                                                                                    oh, and i'll flip the bird for you... just have td take the wrath of the yp spoon

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                                                                                    • Madame0120
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                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                      • 1227

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by da man
                                                                                      we need some hot pictures
                                                                                      Sorry darlin' this is about as hot as ole Madame gets ..

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                                                                                      • Deej
                                                                                        I make pixels work
                                                                                        • Jun 2005
                                                                                        • 24386

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Madame0120
                                                                                        Sorry darlin' this is about as hot as ole Madame gets ..

                                                                                        Oh freaky jesus...

                                                                                        Thats quite the doo ya got Madame

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                                                                                        • Madame0120
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                                                                                          • Nov 2004
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Sigh ..




                                                                                          It takes a particular kinda fortitude to post ANY picture on GFY.

                                                                                          Be nice or I'll start with the strap on pics.
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                                                                                          • Deej
                                                                                            I make pixels work
                                                                                            • Jun 2005
                                                                                            • 24386

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Madame0120
                                                                                            Sigh ..




                                                                                            It takes a particular kinda fortitude to post ANY picture on GFY.

                                                                                            Be nice or I'll start with the strap on pics.
                                                                                            Oh Please Madame!!!


                                                                                            Ive been bad!


                                                                                            Course, Ive actually always been better, especially with the girlfriend, since i got my special ruler from you

                                                                                            My webcam calibration stick

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                                                                                            • Madame0120
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                                                                                              • Nov 2004
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Deej
                                                                                              Oh Please Madame!!!

                                                                                              Course, Ive actually always been better, especially with the girlfriend, since i got my special ruler from you

                                                                                              My webcam calibration stick
                                                                                              OMG! Too funny! You know Deej, Madame would LUFF a pic of your massive meat measurement. I'll send a stunt cock release form.
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                                                                                              • shiloh451
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                                                                                                • Mar 2006
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Bump for my favorite Madame

                                                                                                U go GURL
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                                                                                                • Madame0120
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                                                                                                  • Nov 2004
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by shiloh451
                                                                                                  U go GURL
                                                                                                  Awww thank you Daddy!

                                                                                                  Maybe it's time for that boob job I've been dreaming of since they fell flat, back in `76.
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                                                                                                  • tASSy
                                                                                                    Spread The Pink!
                                                                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                                                                    • 8229

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    i will teach you how! oooor, we could just devise a splint for your middle finger so you could perma-flip us off.

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