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  • boner 2.0
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2004
    • 10970
    #51
    51........

    get more lube!!

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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978
        #52
        I dated this cop once..didn't work out for very long..great in the sack but she hated the fact I smoked pot

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          • Murderous
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2003
            • 3938
            #53
            Originally posted by Spunky
            I dated this cop once..didn't work out for very long..great in the sack but she hated the fact I smoked pot
            I knew a guy banging the dispatch lady for the city police and the cool shit was that she would dispatch to us before the actual cops when shit was about to go down with anyone from our circle of "friends" haha. No shit.

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              • Donny
                As you wish...
                • May 2002
                • 13754
                #54
                The only possible thing to do is to confess to her all the things you've done that are the least bit against the law, then tell her to handcuff you and take you to jail. Tell her your bed will be the jail, and that her name will then become bubba. And she can treat you like bubba would treat you.

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                  • baddog
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 107089
                    #55
                    Originally posted by AaronM
                    NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?????

                    Get the condoms, call me on the speaker phone and I will talk you through it.

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                      • AaronM
                        GFY Royality ;)
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 46917
                        #56
                        Originally posted by WiredGuy
                        Posting this on GFY was definitely the best solution.
                        WG



                        And people have the nerve to say that you are not funny.

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                          • Donny
                            As you wish...
                            • May 2002
                            • 13754
                            #57
                            Originally posted by baddog
                            Get the condoms, call me on the speaker phone and I will talk you through it.
                            Best answer all night...

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                              • quiet
                                we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                • Sep 2001
                                • 25115
                                #58
                                Originally posted by baddog
                                Get the condoms, call me on the speaker phone and I will talk you through it.

                                we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                  • BrettJ
                                    ol' timer
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 4715
                                    #59
                                    ... call thespacebulldog over and shoot some video

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                                      • AaronM
                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 46917
                                        #60
                                        Originally posted by baddog
                                        Get the condoms, call me on the speaker phone and I will talk you through it.


                                        Now THIS is the answer of a true, dedicated friend.

                                        I love you, baddog. Know that.

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                                          • AaronM
                                            GFY Royality ;)
                                            • Oct 2001
                                            • 46917
                                            #61
                                            Originally posted by BrettJ
                                            ... call thespacebulldog over and shoot some video

                                            TSB's in Vegas and I haven't been able to reach him for months.

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                                              • Spankys Teens
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2005
                                                • 1414
                                                #62
                                                Sorry but you're a numbnut for being at the computer whilst you could be bangin her brains out.
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                                                  • Samuel_Lemke
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Jan 2006
                                                    • 44
                                                    #63
                                                    And tell us here how she tastes like...lol...i love to fuck cops...women cops! hehehehe
                                                    "Some guys---a lot of guys--don't believe what they are seeing, especially if it gets in the way of what they want to eat or drink or think or believe. Me, I don't believe in God. But if I saw him, I would...The definition of an asshole is a guy who doesn't believe what he's seeing." Richard Ginelli

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                                                      • Clicky_Bucks
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                        • 746
                                                        #64
                                                        [AaronM]HAY GUYS, I MET A GIRL AND DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY HER 1000 DOLLARS TO BE NAKED WITH ME!!![/AaronM]
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                                                          • fitzmulti
                                                            I Like Depth Of Field!
                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                            • 14861
                                                            #65
                                                            GO FUCK HER - not be here on Go Fuck Yourself...


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                                                              • Doctor Dre
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                • 51692
                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by Spankys Teens
                                                                Sorry but you're a numbnut for being at the computer whilst you could be bangin her brains out.
                                                                Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                  • kaktuz
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Sep 2004
                                                                    • 2422
                                                                    #67
                                                                    Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                    Posting this on GFY was definitely the best solution.
                                                                    WG

                                                                    exectly my thought
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                                                                      • RayBonga
                                                                        too cool for highschool
                                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                                        • 12164
                                                                        #68
                                                                        Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                        Turns out she's a cop. Now, I'm not so sure if this is a good or a bad thing....BUT.....As it so happens, we also went to school together and have not seen each other in about 15 years.

                                                                        So, as the night progressed we went to a club, had a few drinks, and now we are back at my place.

                                                                        She's laying in my bed, butt ass nekkid, and swimming in a sea of about 200 sex toys covered in 3 bottles worth of I.D. Glide Millenium Lube.

                                                                        She just asked me to run downstairs and grab a bottle of wine and some condoms.

                                                                        NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?????
                                                                        Send me the address, I'll go there and fuck her for you.

                                                                        No problem, glad I can help.

                                                                        Seriously, so what if she's a cop, you're afraid she'll arrest you if she doesn't like it?

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                                                                          • RayBonga
                                                                            too cool for highschool
                                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                                            • 12164
                                                                            #69
                                                                            Originally posted by Donny
                                                                            The only possible thing to do is to confess to her all the things you've done that are the least bit against the law, then tell her to handcuff you and take you to jail. Tell her your bed will be the jail, and that her name will then become bubba. And she can treat you like bubba would treat you.


                                                                            The sex toys will come in handy

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                                                                              • HotChocolate
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jan 2005
                                                                                • 239
                                                                                #70
                                                                                Have sex with her quick!!! A fat and ugly pig like you should take advantage of every chance he can get.

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                                                                                  • adultchica
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                                                    • 5141
                                                                                    #71
                                                                                    Aaron M we aren't talking about your fleshlight with a doll policewoman suit on are we?

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                                                                                      • Doctor Dre
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                                        • 51692
                                                                                        #72
                                                                                        Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                          • RAM
                                                                                            They're all hookers, but mom!
                                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                                            • 7047
                                                                                            #73
                                                                                            Post some pictures come on....even if there not X Rated
                                                                                            RAM



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                                                                                              • Jerms
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • May 2004
                                                                                                • 110
                                                                                                #74
                                                                                                So what did you end up doing and how did it work out aaron?

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                                                                                                  • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                    Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                                                    • 40077
                                                                                                    #75
                                                                                                    be impresed she asked for condoms and enjoy yourself

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