Originally Posted by frostyimpressions

Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares the book down until he gets the info he needs.

Originally Posted by nosey

there is no chin behind chuck norris's beard, there is only another fist

Originally Posted by Shok

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Originally Posted by Rockatansky

Chuck norris doesnt lift his body up and down when he does pushups. He pushes the world down and up!

Originally Posted by Shok

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad

I heard Chucks tears cure cancer.

The only problem is that Chuck never cries.

Originally Posted by Shok

Chuck can never die, even his own heart is afraid to attack him.

Originally Posted by Shok

I heard that a long time ago, a horse stepped on Chucks toe. He got so mad that he kicked it in the head.

And thats why the world has giraffes now.