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  • martinsc
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jun 2005
    • 27043
    #1

    Chuck Norris will kick your ass


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    • Farang
      one sick puppy
      • Oct 2004
      • 11711
      #2
      Lol
      fbm

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        • mistergardener
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2007
          • 746
          #3
          Ouch!!!!! Lol.

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            • carol.prime
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2006
              • 6960
              #4
              poor chuck!! good bye.
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                • Shok
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 5611
                  #5
                  I heard that a long time ago, a horse stepped on Chucks toe. He got so mad that he kicked it in the head.

                  And thats why the world has giraffes now.

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                    • GatorB
                      The Demon & 12clicks
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 18208
                      #6
                      Fuck Chuck


                      Chuck for CHRISTIAN prayer to be brough back into public schools

                      http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlf...high%20schools

                      Chuck saying only CHRISTIANS should be allowed in elected office while also claiming us athiets have some grand conspiracy to wipe them out( ironicly the opposite is most likely true )

                      http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55668

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                        • Shok
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 5611
                          #7
                          Chuck can never die, even his own heart is afraid to attack him.

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                            • jryan89
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 818
                              #8
                              that's funny.......

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                                • TBrown
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                                  • Oct 2006
                                  • 1519
                                  #9
                                  looooooo
                                  l :D



                                  mcbrown

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                                    • Brad
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                                      • Jan 2007
                                      • 2510
                                      #10
                                      I heard Chucks tears cure cancer.

                                      The only problem is that Chuck never cries.
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                                        • Shok
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 5611
                                          #11
                                          Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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                                            • Violetta
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                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 28735
                                              #12
                                              Chuck norris doesnt lift his body up and down when he does pushups. He pushes the world down and up!
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                                                • Shok
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 5611
                                                  #13
                                                  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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                                                    • GAMEFINEST
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                                                      • Nov 2006
                                                      • 14470
                                                      #14
                                                      dayam ..
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                                                        • martinsc
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                          • 27043
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Shok
                                                          I heard that a long time ago, a horse stepped on Chucks toe. He got so mad that he kicked it in the head.

                                                          And thats why the world has giraffes now.
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                                                            • sniperwolf
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                              • 17743
                                                              #16
                                                              LOL!

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                                                                • Brother Bilo
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                                  • 4193
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by GatorB
                                                                  Fuck Chuck


                                                                  Chuck for CHRISTIAN prayer to be brough back into public schools

                                                                  http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlf...high%20schools

                                                                  Chuck saying only CHRISTIANS should be allowed in elected office while also claiming us athiets have some grand conspiracy to wipe them out( ironicly the opposite is most likely true )

                                                                  http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55668
                                                                  Relax dude. It wasn't really Chuck Norris, it was just a toy. I know the resemblence was uncanny.

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                                                                    • GatorB
                                                                      The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                      • 18208
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Brother Bilo
                                                                      Relax dude. It wasn't really Chuck Norris, it was just a toy. I know the resemblence was uncanny.
                                                                      I wasn't talking about the video. I was just making sure all the retards that worship his sorry ass know about the REAL him.

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                                                                        • KILL_FRENZY
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                                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                                          • 6184
                                                                          #19
                                                                          lol

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                                                                            • Shok
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                              • 5611
                                                                              #20
                                                                              It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

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                                                                                • nosey
                                                                                  Talk Hard
                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                  • 14413
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  there is no chin behind chuck norris's beard, there is only another fist

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                                                                                    • royaljelly2
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                                                                                      • May 2007
                                                                                      • 1034
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Haha! his own heart is affraid to attack him!!!

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                                                                                        • gigapornlist
                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                          • Sep 2007
                                                                                          • 21
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          OMG..lol

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                                                                                            • frostyimpressions
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                                                                                              • May 2007
                                                                                              • 918
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares the book down until he gets the info he needs.
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                                                                                                • cheapgallerydesign
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                                                                                                  • Aug 2007
                                                                                                  • 380
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by carol.prime
                                                                                                  poor chuck!! good bye.
                                                                                                  Watch the video before you post next time

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                                                                                                    • PaulB IYP
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                                                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                                                      • 2164
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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                                                                                                        • gimo33
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                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                          • 5599
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by frostyimpressions
                                                                                                          Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares the book down until he gets the info he needs.
                                                                                                          Originally posted by nosey
                                                                                                          there is no chin behind chuck norris's beard, there is only another fist
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Shok
                                                                                                          When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Rockatansky
                                                                                                          Chuck norris doesnt lift his body up and down when he does pushups. He pushes the world down and up!
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Shok
                                                                                                          Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Adult Lounge - Brad
                                                                                                          I heard Chucks tears cure cancer.

                                                                                                          The only problem is that Chuck never cries.
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Shok
                                                                                                          Chuck can never die, even his own heart is afraid to attack him.
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Shok
                                                                                                          I heard that a long time ago, a horse stepped on Chucks toe. He got so mad that he kicked it in the head.

                                                                                                          And thats why the world has giraffes now.
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                                                                                                            • Shok
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                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                                              • 5611
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Chuck Norris doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants.

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                                                                                                                • Shok
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                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                  • 5611
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...........Forty seven times.

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                                                                                                                    • nosey
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                                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                      • 14413
                                                                                                                      #30

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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  In prep school Chuck Norris was a master debater, because nothing rebuts a roundhouse kick to the face.

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                                                                                                                                    • nosey
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                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 14413
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Shok
                                                                                                                                      Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...........Forty seven times.

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                                                                                                                                        • Shok
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                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Chuck Norris enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.

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                                                                                                                                            • Jai
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                                                                                                                                              • May 2005
                                                                                                                                              • 6915
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              anything involving chuck norris is hilarious!

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                                                                                                                                                • martinsc
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                                                  • 27043
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by nosey
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                      • 33063
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