20 Best Excuses for Calling in Sick

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  • Bluewire Ross
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2005
    • 2169
    #1

    20 Best Excuses for Calling in Sick

    Here are some of the most unusual excuses workers gave for missing work.

    I was sprayed by a skunk.
    I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.
    My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.
    I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.
    I forgot to come back to work after lunch.
    I couldn't find my shoes.
    I hurt myself bowling.
    I was spit on by a venomous snake.
    I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.
    A hitman was looking for me.
    My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.
    I eloped.
    My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.
    My cat unplugged my alarm clock.
    I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.
    I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India.
    I forgot what day of the week it was.
    Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.
    A tree fell on my car.
    My monkey died
    Last edited by Bluewire Ross; 01-09-2006, 05:01 PM.

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    • HDADULT
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2005
      • 1152
      #2
      I cant lie I would get fired lol
      Would you like to play a Game? - War Games, 1983

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978
          #3
          I actually used this one "My cat unplugged my alarm clock"

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            • sonofsam
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 18648
              #4
              i might be getting charged for jacking off a llama at the petting zoo. i was at the lawyers office all day












              if you decide to use this one, please epass me 5 dollars
              I like turtles.

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                • Bluewire Ross
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 2169
                  #5
                  lame excuse that would catch up on us soon...

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                    • Theo
                      HAL 9000
                      • May 2001
                      • 34515
                      #6
                      that's nothing do a search for:

                      Content AND provider AND drama

                      you'll get shitload of creative ones

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                        • JoeMeca
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 2266
                          #7
                          I was spit on by a venomous snake.

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                            • erehwon
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 3759
                              #8
                              The voices in my head told me to clean my gun collection...
                              Money NEVER $leep$...

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                                • PeekHoles
                                  Registered User
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 1151
                                  #9
                                  Or you have kidney stones ..

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                                    • Grapesoda
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 46234
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by HDADULT
                                      I cant lie I would get fired lol
                                      my all time fav, heard this once at work on a movie: I have a personal hygiene emergency


                                      who is gonna ask about that

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                                        • Deputy Chief Command
                                          Deputy Chief Command
                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 4482
                                          #11
                                          classics

                                          "I forgot to come to work after lunch" ? I forgot ? wtf , pls , try and make SOMETHING UP

                                          like this one ;

                                          "My monkey died" ? ? good one ! Monkeys die all the time , it could happen to YOU !

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                                            • Slick
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 7338
                                              #12
                                              It's funny because I have a friend that has to put up with a co-worker that calls in saying her dog won't let her out of the house, ha ha ha.

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                                                • Doctor Dre
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 51692
                                                  #13
                                                  What's up with the colors ? none of thoses excuses are good
                                                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                    • G-Rotica
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                      • 4258
                                                      #14
                                                      I read a multi colored post on GFY and suffered temporary blindness.

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                                                        • tristan_D
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                          • 7865
                                                          #15
                                                          "my eyes are swelling from reading a thread on GFY"
                                                          Increase your sales. Up to $4 per click.

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