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01-08-2006, 10:49 AM

OMFG!! This is driving me fucking nuts!!

Has your cock ever exploded cum all by itself?

Most of the time I can update my sites & blogs without getting a hard cock, but sometimes, depending on the girl or the pics, I just get a raging hardon & have to fucking stroke myself.

Anyway, I havent had sex with my wife in about a week. Now the doctor says no sex for the remainder of her pregnancy.

So, earlier today I am making blog entries & one particular girl got me so fucking damn hard. I can't masturbate because my wife is home, we can't fuck & she won't give me head, she keeps saying later.

My cock is raging fucking hard & I feel like I am going to burst. My legs are trembling a little & every few minutes, little bursts of cum come out.
It's not often a girl can do that to me. hardly ever. Damn, I wonder if my wife will get suspicious if I suddenly need to take a shower.
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01-08-2006, 11:05 AM

id go get dirty then take a shower and quick!
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01-08-2006, 11:08 AM

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01-08-2006, 11:46 AM

shit happens lmao
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01-08-2006, 11:51 AM

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01-08-2006, 12:11 PM

Originally posted by spacedog

Anyway, I havent had sex with my wife in about a week. Now the doctor says no sex for the remainder of her pregnancy.

WTF??!?!?! Your Fleshlight is pregnant?
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01-08-2006, 12:12 PM

If your cock is exploding at the site of some pics then your "hold out" time during sex must be somewhere around 20 seconds.

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01-08-2006, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by NoCarrier

WTF??!?!?! Your Fleshlight is pregnant?

Wow suddenly I'm glad I'm not married with a preggo wife!
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01-08-2006, 12:30 PM

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01-08-2006, 12:33 PM

there is entirely too much information in this thread
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01-08-2006, 12:36 PM

What, your wife has no mouth?
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01-08-2006, 12:37 PM

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01-08-2006, 12:39 PM

Originally posted by lazycash

If your cock is exploding at the site of some pics then your "hold out" time during sex must be somewhere around 20 seconds.
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01-08-2006, 12:52 PM
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01-08-2006, 12:53 PM

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01-08-2006, 12:54 PM

My wife finally sucked me off, & it was good. I thought for sure I would blow my load in her mouth after a few sucks, but she did it slow & easy, teasing me for 20 minutes. What was even better was that she cupped my balls as I cummed down her throat & she sucked out every last drop of hot jizz til I was trembling.
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01-08-2006, 03:33 PM

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01-08-2006, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by spacedog

My wife finally sucked me off, & it was good. I thought for sure I would blow my load in her mouth after a few sucks, but she did it slow & easy, teasing me for 20 minutes. What was even better was that she cupped my balls as I cummed down her throat & she sucked out every last drop of hot jizz til I was trembling.

Damn, my girl only teases me for 19 min.

No, really, glad you finally got some. I can't imagine being that impatiently aroused though.

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01-08-2006, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by spacedog

My wife finally sucked me off, & it was good. I thought for sure I would blow my load in her mouth after a few sucks, but she did it slow & easy, teasing me for 20 minutes. What was even better was that she cupped my balls as I cummed down her throat & she sucked out every last drop of hot jizz til I was trembling.

..and I bet that already completed your day.

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01-09-2006, 07:38 AM

Originally posted by spacedog

My wife finally sucked me off, & it was good. I thought for sure I would blow my load in her mouth after a few sucks, but she did it slow & easy, teasing me for 20 minutes. What was even better was that she cupped my balls as I cummed down her throat & she sucked out every last drop of hot jizz til I was trembling.

Enjoy it, the next one won't be for another six months. Unless she's having complications she should be able to have sex up until 36 weeks pregnancy.

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01-09-2006, 07:58 AM

Originally posted by spacedog

My wife finally sucked me off, & it was good. I thought for sure I would blow my load in her mouth after a few sucks, but she did it slow & easy, teasing me for 20 minutes. What was even better was that she cupped my balls as I cummed down her throat & she sucked out every last drop of hot jizz til I was trembling.

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01-09-2006, 10:08 AM

Well...

Originally posted by spacedog

OMFG!! This is driving me fucking nuts!!

Has your cock ever exploded cum all by itself?

Well, no, but I think it sneaks out at night and smokes Marlboro Lights.

Back to your "problem".
You can start Yoga class, and in about 2 - 3 weeks perhaps you can suck your own dick?

Or you could even just empty your nuts over face while she's asleep, and claim it's the porn worlds "sleepwalking-syndrome".

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01-09-2006, 10:13 AM

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01-09-2006, 10:31 AM

Where is the pic of the girl?
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01-09-2006, 10:33 AM

Anyway, I havent had sex with my wife in about a week. Now the doctor says no sex for the remainder of her pregnancy.

Man...i am in the same boat!! but my wife still gives me head twice a week at least!!
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01-09-2006, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by EpicJim

Man...i am in the same boat!! but my wife still gives me head twice a week at least!!

i don't get it, why would your wife care if you pull one out? you are married to this woman and she still doesn't know that you like to masturbate occassionally?

that's fucked up ...

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01-09-2006, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by HizAzPhun

i don't get it, why would your wife care if you pull one out? you are married to this woman and she still doesn't know that you like to masturbate occassionally?

that's fucked up ...

I 100% agree with that statement.

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01-09-2006, 11:27 AM

And the really fun thing is that you cant have sex for 6 weeks after the kid pops out. My wife and I have 2 kids, and during the first pregnancy the doc said no sex for the last month of the pregnancy. So we weren't suppose to get busy for 2 and a half months. Well lets just say that when your 22 and your wife is 20 that is a bit long to wait and we didnt exactly follow doctors orders, haha.
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01-09-2006, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by HizAzPhun

i don't get it, why would your wife care if you pull one out? you are married to this woman and she still doesn't know that you like to masturbate occassionally?

that's fucked up ...

I too agree..I can't understand why a guy would have a problem masturbating cos his wife is in the house. That sounds very strange.
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