I got drunk... blacked out... and something bad happened...

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  • DWB
    Registered User
    • Jul 2003
    • 31779

    #1

    I got drunk... blacked out... and something bad happened...

    I think I was gang raped by George Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars after they left the Players Ball.

    Should I go see a doctor?

    Do you think they are all clean?

    Can I get Sickle Cell?

    Will it make me funky?

  • candyflip
    Carpe Visio
    • Jul 2002
    • 43073

    #2
    Unless you were hiding a crack pipe in your ass, I'm sure you have nothing to worry about.

    Spend you some brain.
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    • MetaMan
      I AM WEB 2.0
      • Jan 2003
      • 28682

      #3
      if i would have read your post faster i would have also saluted you!

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      har har soldier!

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      • Hey You . . . I Know You!
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Aug 2004
        • 1908

        #4
        Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
        I think I was gang raped by George Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars after they left the Players Ball.

        Should I go see a doctor?

        Do you think they are all clean?

        Can I get Sickle Cell?

        Will it make me funky?


        YES, go see a doctor!

        You probably have two and a half pounds of infected cum floating around your large intestine.

        I'm sure cancer will get you before sickle cell anyway. Don't worry about sickle cell.

        You will be one funky mutha until they "pump" your ass to remove the man cum all packed up in there. Aids will still have infected your body, but the good news is that the cancer will get you before AIDS as well! Life is great!

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        • kmanrox
          aka K-Man
          • Oct 2001
          • 29295

          #5
          get your GAME FACE on D!!!! i'll be seeing YOU and Q in 12 HOURS!!!!!!!

          daisey dukes, flipflops, beer and the $12 i owe ya!!! hahahahaa
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          • kmanrox
            aka K-Man
            • Oct 2001
            • 29295

            #6
            let me clarify.. the girls in daisy dukes and flipflops i am looking forward too... the beer and 12$ is all DWB gets...mmkay?
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            • CheneyRumsfeld
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2004
              • 1341

              #7
              you have a vivid imagination, no self respecting blackman would want you

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              • DWB
                Registered User
                • Jul 2003
                • 31779

                #8
                Originally posted by kmanrox
                get your GAME FACE on D!!!! i'll be seeing YOU and Q in 12 HOURS!!!!!!!

                daisey dukes, flipflops, beer and the $12 i owe ya!!! hahahahaa
                oh god. i am still recovering from Dugmor and Jscott. i have been really sick. i had to go to the bangkok - pattaya hospital to get hydrated. no joke. i was shitting water and vomiting for 4 days and it just almost killed me.

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                • DWB
                  Registered User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 31779

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CheneyRumsfeld
                  you have a vivid imagination, no self respecting blackman would want you
                  shit. i can't keep the brothers off me. too many of them live in the down low and jump at a dirty white ass every chance they get. i have to spray negro repellant on me anytime i leave the house.

                  Originally posted by kmanrox
                  let me clarify.. the girls in daisy dukes and flipflops i am looking forward too... the beer and 12$ is all DWB gets...mmkay?
                  i don't drink beer so i guess all i get is 12$.

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                  • Dugmor
                    The Traffic Cowboy
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 7688

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                    oh god. i am still recovering from Dugmor and Jscott. i have been really sick. i had to go to the bangkok - pattaya hospital to get hydrated. no joke. i was shitting water and vomiting for 4 days and it just almost killed me.

                    That is the rewards for good times !
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                    • D-Money
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 9716

                      #11
                      Their backstage smelled real funky.
                      Still Ballin'

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                      • jscott
                        jscizzle
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 25456

                        #12
                        Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                        oh god. i am still recovering from Dugmor and Jscott. i have been really sick. i had to go to the bangkok - pattaya hospital to get hydrated. no joke. i was shitting water and vomiting for 4 days and it just almost killed me.
                        lol, dude i was sick the 1st day after Thailand too, i shit water about 12 times in that day!!!! and it only lasted for that 1 day, now everything is cool
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                        • tristan_D
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 7865

                          #13
                          are you sure its just alcohol or you sniffed some coke?
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