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  • Paraskass
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    • May 2002
    • 5829

    #1

    I saw hostel

    Quintin failed. The movie blows donkey turds.

    There is no suspense, there are no moments we're your heart will pound.
    It has some good goary special effects, but it blows.

    The only positive aspect about the movie are all the beautiful naked girls and their "oh so gorgeous" breasts....

    seriously, this movie is worth seeing if you're into tits.
  • sickkittens
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    • Jul 2002
    • 25100

    #2
    Will there ever be a "Scary" scary movie? Everytime a movie gets hyped up to be "scary", it never is.

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    • Paraskass
      Confirmed User
      • May 2002
      • 5829

      #3
      Originally posted by sickkittens
      Will there ever be a "Scary" scary movie? Everytime a movie gets hyped up to be "scary", it never is.
      this movie should not even be in the horror category.

      it's full of goar and blood, but it is not scary at all.
      It's not any scarier than Kill Bill.

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      • pornguy
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        • Mar 2003
        • 62910

        #4
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        • Shagpipe
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          • May 2002
          • 225

          #5
          That sucks man, I had high hopes that this would be decent.
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          • Big_Papi
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2005
            • 144

            #6
            It was written and directed by the same guy that wrote and directed Cabin Fever, what'd you expect? Quentin producing it can only do so much.

            Dre

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            • Sparks
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2004
              • 2466

              #7
              I saw it tonight and actually thought it was really good. I can't think of any other movie to compare it to.

              I would suggest people go see it!!!

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              • eroswebmaster
                March 1st, 2003
                • Jul 2001
                • 20295

                #8
                Originally posted by Big_Papi
                It was written and directed by the same guy that wrote and directed Cabin Fever, what'd you expect? Quentin producing it can only do so much.

                Dre
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                • websiex
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 987

                  #9
                  It isn't that scary, but it is good nonetheless. I personally recommend it.

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                  • LittleSassy
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2005
                    • 7402

                    #10
                    its gory...like saw and texas chainsaw...but like thye said, its predicatble

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                    • fris
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                      • Aug 2002
                      • 55817

                      #11
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                      • flashfire
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                        • Feb 2003
                        • 13098

                        #12
                        horror movies suck these days

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                        • Mr. Marks
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                          • Jun 2001
                          • 7517

                          #13
                          It sucked ass..... Emo fags will love it though

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                          • xclusive
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                            • Apr 2004
                            • 35218

                            #14
                            Damn i'll wait for the dvd

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                            • RayBonga
                              too cool for highschool
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 12164

                              #15
                              I'm still looking foward to see it.

                              This kind of movies rarely reach consensus from viewers.

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                              • dissipate
                                The Dirty Frenchman
                                • Nov 2005
                                • 8904

                                #16
                                Talked to my brother last night, he said it was one of the most horrible movies he's ever seen.

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                                • Jayvis
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 5430

                                  #17
                                  It was uhh different. It was hyped so much though, people were bound to be let down. It's worth $7 bucks though.

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                                  • Paraskass
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2002
                                    • 5829

                                    #18
                                    only people who haven't visited ogre.com or rotten.com will be offended.

                                    it's nothing.

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                                    • PornAddict
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 1401

                                      #19
                                      The first half was a tit fest, the second half was just straight gore. I wouldn't go as far as saying it sucked donkey turds, but it wasn't anything to really praise either.

                                      There were some incredibly sweet chicks in it though.

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                                      • pornpf69
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                                        • Jun 2004
                                        • 15782

                                        #20
                                        thx for all the info about it ;)

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                                        • Paraskass
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 5829

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by PornAddict
                                          The first half was a tit fest, the second half was just straight gore. I wouldn't go as far as saying it sucked donkey turds, but it wasn't anything to really praise either.

                                          There were some incredibly sweet chicks in it though.

                                          - PornAddict

                                          oh yeah, the chicks we're amazing. Those girls would make good $ in porn with solo sites. AMAZING euro titties.

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                                          • Shoehorn!
                                            Die With Your Boots On
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 22872

                                            #22
                                            I saw it the other night too and thought it was total shit.

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                                            • JoeMeca
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Nov 2005
                                              • 2266

                                              #23
                                              ill still see it u could be wrong lol

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                                              • MHowe
                                                Registered User
                                                • Feb 2005
                                                • 29

                                                #24
                                                Well as a few people I know said the first half was eurotrip. Then the 2nd half was like all blood but not realy well done. I've always been a fan of Lions Gate but this is one of there worst movies I've seen. Just my But it's like going to watch a porn movie. LOL

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                                                • Keev
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2001
                                                  • 5335

                                                  #25
                                                  From what I hear, He didn't direct the movie... Another guy directed it and he just bought the rights to it and took it to market.
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                                                  • bjjb
                                                    Have laptop will travel
                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                    • 13074

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Paraskass
                                                    seriously, this movie is worth seeing if you're into tits.
                                                    Is there really any other reason to go to a movie??

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                                                    • Vitasoy
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                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 58202

                                                      #27
                                                      Hmm... so far I'm getting mixed reviews.


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                                                      • Pryda
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                                                        • Dec 2005
                                                        • 906

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by sickkittens
                                                        Will there ever be a "Scary" scary movie? Everytime a movie gets hyped up to be "scary", it never is.
                                                        I have two words for you : 'The Descent'. Damn, that movie was scary !
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                                                        • Abithefiend
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                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                          • 756

                                                          #29
                                                          I'm lookin forward to seeing it. But the worst horror movie I ever saw was one of the Japanese 'Guinea Pig' banned movies which freaked me out for a couple of weeks. I've yet to see one worse than that.

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                                                          • PixeLs
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                                                            • Jul 2005
                                                            • 11922

                                                            #30
                                                            I'd watch it this weekend..

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