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  • Playa-Deak
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 1065

    #1

    Would you do it?

    Would You Do It?

    A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road...

    Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
    Guy: No this is fun.
    Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
    Guy: Then say u Love me.
    Girl:Ok, I Love u. Slow down!
    Guy: Now give me aBIG hug.
    *Girl hugs him*
    Guy: Can u take my helmet off & put it on? Its buggin me.
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  • Playa-Deak
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 1065

    #2
    In the paper the next day:

    A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, buthe didn`t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she Loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

    ****Now if there is anyone on this earth that you love and care for that much, Copy This and Repost
    It...........****
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    • Harmon
      ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
      • Mar 2004
      • 20016

      #3
      oooooooooooo - spoooooooooky
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      • 8 Characters
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jan 2005
        • 2336

        #4
        Yeah wtf you just scared me somehow!

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        • Quagmire
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2005
          • 6490

          #5
          So what you're telling me is that for some strange reason the front AND rear brakes on the bike were no longer working, he couldn't kill the ignition or gear down? WTF kind of piece of shit bike was he riding?

          If you don't pass that email on to 20 friends in the next 15 seconds you will have 3 years of bad luck.

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          • 8 Characters
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jan 2005
            • 2336

            #6
            Originally posted by Quagmire
            So what you're telling me is that for some strange reason the front AND rear brakes on the bike were no longer working, he couldn't kill the ignition or gear down? WTF kind of piece of shit bike was he riding?

            If you don't pass that email on to 20 friends in the next 15 seconds you will have 3 years of bad luck.
            If I only have three friends, will I have bad luck?

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            • Harmon
              ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
              • Mar 2004
              • 20016

              #7
              Actually the girl is just a money hungry whore and she cut the brake lines for the insurance money. Stupid bitches
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