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  • sonofsam
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 18648
    #1

    Dogs are not accessories, and you're NOT paris hilton.

    http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=549023


    wtf is this shit?

    hopefully the dog ties your ass up, tattoos your entire body florescent green, puts a bow on your head and walks you around the local Louis Vuitton store.
    I like turtles.
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    • Lace
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      • Mar 2004
      • 16116
      #2


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        • Bluewire Ross
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          • Nov 2005
          • 2169
          #3
          paris wannabe

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            • Mike Okitch
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              • May 2004
              • 4126
              #4
              Originally posted by sonofsam
              the dog ties your ass up, tattoos your entire body florescent green, puts a bow on your head and walks you around the local Louis Vuitton store.
              How come you know all those details about my Tuesday mornings?
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                • sonofsam
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 18648
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                  How come you know all those details about my Tuesday mornings?
                  Cause we both live in canada...

                  office tim told me...

                  did you really expect word to not spread in a country of a population 32 ?
                  I like turtles.

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                    • Mike Okitch
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                      • May 2004
                      • 4126
                      #6
                      Originally posted by sonofsam
                      Cause we both live in canada...

                      office tim told me...

                      did you really expect word to not spread in a country of a population 32 ?
                      Damn! Office Tim told you?

                      I won't hire him anymore
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                        • sonofsam
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 18648
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Bobbi Doll
                          Did you ever end up talking Name into getting you a pug?

                          If not, you should get yourself a pink papillon for Christmas!

                          XoXoX,
                          BB


                          "you should go get yourself a pink papillion"
                          I like turtles.

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                            • Mike Okitch
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                              • May 2004
                              • 4126
                              #8
                              Originally posted by sonofsam


                              "you should go get yourself a pink papillion"
                              Don't laugh at pink papillions, they're touch cockies.
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                                • WME
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                                  • May 2004
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                                  #9
                                  It's ok too dress up a puppy but to put some color would be too much.
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                                    • Makingcoin
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                                      Poor dog.

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                                        • uno
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                                          • Dec 2002
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                                          #11
                                          Sounds like a Maddox article.
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                                            • TomHung
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                                              • Dec 2005
                                              • 52
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by WME
                                              It's ok too dress up a puppy but to put some color would be too much.

                                              I would think the dog would prefer colored hair over clothes, but hey, im not a dog.
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                                                • tristan_D
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                                                  • Jul 2005
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                                                  #13
                                                  of all the celebrities that you're going to emulate...why paris hilton?
                                                  Increase your sales. Up to $4 per click.

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                                                    • reed_4
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                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 9640
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by TomHung
                                                      I would think the dog would prefer colored hair over clothes, but hey, im not a dog.
                                                      try to put some color to a pitbull.

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                                                        • Nembrionic
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                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 2424
                                                          #15

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                                                            • sonofsam
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                              • 18648
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Nembrionic
                                                              wtf
                                                              I like turtles.

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                                                                • Nembrionic
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                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 2424
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                  wtf


                                                                  http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=560282

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                                                                    • Mefo
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                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 6169
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Nembrionic


                                                                      hahah Francks pink pussy

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                                                                        • Nembrionic
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                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                          • 2424
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Mefo
                                                                          hahah Francks pink pussy

                                                                          Frank's DEAD pink pussy

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                                                                            • webcrawler
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                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                              • 2692
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Bluewire Ross
                                                                              paris wannabe
                                                                              That will surely cost him much.

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                                                                                • sonofsam
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                  • 18648
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  bumppppppppppppppppppppppp
                                                                                  I like turtles.

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                                                                                    • SilentKnight
                                                                                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                                      • 24812
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                                      Cause we both live in canada...

                                                                                      office tim told me...

                                                                                      did you really expect word to not spread in a country of a population 32 ?
                                                                                      So rumours of office Tim's death...were greatly exaggerated?

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                                                                                        • sonofsam
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                          • 18648
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                                          So rumours of office Tim's death...were greatly exaggerated?
                                                                                          yah it was just a papercut

                                                                                          doctor jen gave him a bandaid
                                                                                          I like turtles.

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                                                                                            • escorpio
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                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 23486
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                                                                                                • Manowar
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                  • 71528
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                                                                                                  How come you know all those details about my Tuesday mornings?

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                                                                                                    • JUSTB
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                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                                      • 1740
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      as an animal lover I find it a touch disturbing.....

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                                                                                                        • seeric
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                                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                                          • 41917
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          OMG that poor doggie. sure that isnt photoshop pink hair.

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                                                                                                            • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Nembrionic

                                                                                                              yikes

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                                                                                                                • Nembrionic
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                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                  • 2424
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                                                                                                  yikes

                                                                                                                  What's the matter?


                                                                                                                  It puts the lotion on the skin!

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                                                                                                                    • MandyBlake
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                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      i like dressing up my doggies in little shirts cuz they're cute and i think of them as my children, cuz i'm never going to have any. i don't really agree with the dying though.
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                                                                                                                        • pornguy
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                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Pisses me off to see someone with a little dog walk into a store, and have the thing on a leash, and no one says a word. When I walk in with my 115pound akita, they are calling the cops.
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                                                                                                                            • Cyndalie
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                                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I had a friend that dyed his cat pink and then wondered why it was plagued with stomach problems for 2 years afterwards. Poor thing was in MISERY for a good year.

                                                                                                                              Idiot.
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                                                                                                                                • Peaches
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                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 13933
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  You guys would be amazed at how many show dogs are dyed. With REAL dye, not Kool Aid.

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                                                                                                                                    • GlydeGirl
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                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 1516
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      I think it's ridiculous for people to accessorize their pets by dying their fur -- it's like they have way too much time on their hands!

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                                                                                                                                        • Honez
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                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2003
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          My little rescued Pug mix wears sweaters but, they serve a purpose. Keeps him warm when it is 30 degrees out and he is outside trying to make poo.
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                                                                                                                                            • adultchica
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                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2005
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Holy shit wtf at that cat with the pink

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                                                                                                                                                • JUSTB
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                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 1740
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by pornopete
                                                                                                                                                  Oh please, mister. Please let me out of here!

                                                                                                                                                  it puts the lotion in the basket!

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                                                                                                                                                    • Nembrionic
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                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by adultchica
                                                                                                                                                      Holy shit wtf at that cat with the pink
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                                                                                                                                                        • ssp
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2005
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Nembrionic
                                                                                                                                                          Awesome chop mate!

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                                                                                                                                                            • WarChild
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                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 17263
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              That's why we were all born with hands. When you see somebody walking a dog they've dyed the fur on, it's your responsibility to slap the owner.
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                                                                                                                                                                • 8 Characters
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                                                                                                                  • 2336
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                                                                                                                  That's why we were all born with hands. When you see somebody walking a dog they've dyed the fur on, it's your responsibility to slap the owner.
                                                                                                                                                                  Done!!

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                                                                                                                                                                    • loverboy
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                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 20609
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Nembrionic
                                                                                                                                                                      wtf? lol

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Violetta
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                                                                                                          You guys would be amazed at how many show dogs are dyed. With REAL dye, not Kool Aid.
                                                                                                                                                                          insane!
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