lol

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young
woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on,
she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow
her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,
she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking
that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind
her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time
attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin,
she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver,
she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again
was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her
picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on
the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the
would-be Samaritan and screeched,
"How dare you touch my body! I don't even know you!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I
would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times,
I kinda figured we was friends."