IM SUING FLESHLIGHT (drama)
This wont end here... I want all my medical bills paid for. Fleshlight will pay for this one buddy!!
So fedex truck comes early this morning a day early. I was one of the ones that won in the Ramos thread last week. As luck may have it wife was out with the kids this morning. So I tear open the packaging and check it out. The first thing I notice is it is smell free. Not like the cheap pussy toys you see in adult stores. So I feel the insert. It really does feel just like a pussy once its warm. Enough of the insert sticks out of the top of the fleshlight like a nice flesh pillow. It will keep your pelvis from hitting the case.
I got the Mocha colored standard pussy insert. I put the insert in some nice hot water in the sink and got it all rinsed off and warmed up. I applied the lube and and penetrated it for the first time. I must say this thing is unbelievable realistic. After you start to build up some air pressure the thing feels like a combo mouth and pussy. Like its sucking you off as you thrust. I lasted about 6 or 7 minutes which to me is very quick. After I got all finished up I washed everything and sealed it all up.
Now here is why im suing. I was so weak in the knees I nearly tumbled down the stairs and hurt my ankle. I think I have a good case here. Any lawyers want to represent me?
All kidding aside thanks for the great contest Prize Ramos and Juicy. That is a great product there and will continue to do my best to sell as many for you as I can!!
So fedex truck comes early this morning a day early. I was one of the ones that won in the Ramos thread last week. As luck may have it wife was out with the kids this morning. So I tear open the packaging and check it out. The first thing I notice is it is smell free. Not like the cheap pussy toys you see in adult stores. So I feel the insert. It really does feel just like a pussy once its warm. Enough of the insert sticks out of the top of the fleshlight like a nice flesh pillow. It will keep your pelvis from hitting the case.
I got the Mocha colored standard pussy insert. I put the insert in some nice hot water in the sink and got it all rinsed off and warmed up. I applied the lube and and penetrated it for the first time. I must say this thing is unbelievable realistic. After you start to build up some air pressure the thing feels like a combo mouth and pussy. Like its sucking you off as you thrust. I lasted about 6 or 7 minutes which to me is very quick. After I got all finished up I washed everything and sealed it all up.
Now here is why im suing. I was so weak in the knees I nearly tumbled down the stairs and hurt my ankle. I think I have a good case here. Any lawyers want to represent me?
All kidding aside thanks for the great contest Prize Ramos and Juicy. That is a great product there and will continue to do my best to sell as many for you as I can!!
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