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  • Dirty F
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    • Jul 2001
    • 59204
    #1

    You are the guy buying her expensive drinks all night

    And i'm the one taking her home
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    • ssp
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      • Jan 2005
      • 7990
      #2
      I'm the guy jerking off in the corner.

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        • jimmy3way
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2001
          • 2508
          #3
          Originally posted by Franck
          And i'm the one taking her home
          You're a taxi driver?
          One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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            • Manowar
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              • Dec 2003
              • 71528
              #4
              Originally posted by jimmy3way
              You're a taxi driver?

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                • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                  WW4L
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 10581
                  #5
                  Originally posted by ssp
                  I'm the guy jerking off in the corner.
                  Im the girl taking pictures of you jerking in the corner

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                    • Dirty F
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 59204
                      #6
                      Originally posted by ssp
                      I'm the guy jerking off in the corner.
                      Damn was that you!?

                      2 years ago i was shooting this model outside in the park...i noticed this guy behind a little stone wall, he was wanking off haha. Wtf. During the daytime in a public place.

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                        • Dirty F
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 59204
                          #7
                          Originally posted by jimmy3way
                          You're a taxi driver?



                          Ok, that was funny hahah.

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                            • AmigoPorn
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                              • Jul 2003
                              • 21583
                              #8
                              Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                              Im the girl taking pictures of you jerking in the corner
                              I'm the guy making money off of those pictures
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                                • Makingcoin
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                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 8919
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by jimmy3way
                                  You're a taxi driver?
                                  That made me crack the fuck up. Thanks for that!

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                                    • Dirty F
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 59204
                                      #10
                                      Yesterday was another great example. This bar i go to often...there are 3 guys, they hang together and they only go out there to hit on chicks. Totally fucking annoying ugly fuckers pretending they are Brad Pitt. They have the to most of you well known tactic: Hit on so many girls as possible and one will be drunk enough to think she likes you. Anyway....there were these 2 girls and those guys we're all over them. Buying them drinks, making jokes, talking the talk blah blah. It made me sick just looking at it. When the lights went on (4 in the morning) i went outside. One of the 2 girls walked up to me and told me to wait. 3 mins later she dumped the guys and went back to my place with her gf and my buddy.

                                      And those guys hate me for it. They know who i am. They know i dont hit on chicks and they also know that i leave that place with more chicks than they do.

                                      I don't care about it. I don't need to brag about it. I don't go out just to get laid but i can never get enough of the way look when yet another chick leaves with me and not them. I love it.

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                                        • donnie
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 1630
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by jimmy3way
                                          You're a taxi driver?

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                                            • beemk
                                              CLICK HERE
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 20829
                                              #12
                                              i NEVER buy a girl a drink in the bar. simply because a lot of girls are cheap whores and try to get chumps to buy them drinks. i'll only buy a girl a drink if shes a friend, someone i know, or a girl im on a date with.
                                              I host with Vacares

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                                                • Donners
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 689
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Franck
                                                  Yesterday was another great example. This bar i go to often...there are 3 guys, they hang together and they only go out there to hit on chicks. Totally fucking annoying ugly fuckers pretending they are Brad Pitt. They have the to most of you well known tactic: Hit on so many girls as possible and one will be drunk enough to think she likes you. Anyway....there were these 2 girls and those guys we're all over them. Buying them drinks, making jokes, talking the talk blah blah. It made me sick just looking at it. When the lights went on (4 in the morning) i went outside. One of the 2 girls walked up to me and told me to wait. 3 mins later she dumped the guys and went back to my place with her gf and my buddy.

                                                  And those guys hate me for it. They know who i am. They know i dont hit on chicks and they also know that i leave that place with more chicks than they do.

                                                  I don't care about it. I don't need to brag about it. I don't go out just to get laid but i can never get enough of the way look when yet another chick leaves with me and not them. I love it.
                                                  You just did!

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                                                    • TDF
                                                      Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                      • 27296
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Donners
                                                      You just did!



                                                      too true
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                                                        • jacked
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                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 11019
                                                          #15
                                                          you guys are fucking shot
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                                                            • Young
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                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                              • 10468
                                                              #16
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                                                                • Dirty F
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 59204
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Donners
                                                                  You just did!

                                                                  I'm not bragging. I'm just telling what happened.

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                                                                    • Dirty F
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 59204
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by TDF
                                                                      too true

                                                                      Oh God, failure sales rep trying to get some "ownage" going on. Like usual leeching off other peoples lame jokes. Keep trying dude.
                                                                      Got a new sales rep job already? Maybe some 18 yr old kid could use a loser like you for from grunt work.

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                                                                        • pr0
                                                                          rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                          • 23088
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by jimmy3way
                                                                          You're a taxi driver?

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                                                                            • TDF
                                                                              Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                              • 27296
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Franck
                                                                              Oh God, failure sales rep trying to get some "ownage" going on. Like usual leeching off other peoples lame jokes. Keep trying dude.
                                                                              Got a new sales rep job already? Maybe some 18 yr old kid could use a loser like you for from grunt work.


                                                                              you are so stupid it's really no use laughing at you anymore
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                                                                                • Dirty F
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                  • 59204
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by TDF
                                                                                  you are so stupid it's really no use laughing at you anymore
                                                                                  Good, then please fuck off and stay out of my threads with your lame comments trying to be funny. Ugly fucker.

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                                                                                    • TDF
                                                                                      Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                      • 27296
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Franck
                                                                                      Good, then please fuck off and stay out of my threads with your lame comments trying to be funny. Ugly fucker.


                                                                                      its simply humorous watching you bash your keyboard excitedly...see you in Vegas,I will be looking for you
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                                                                                        • Alex
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
                                                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                                                          • 10963
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by jimmy3way
                                                                                          You're a taxi driver?
                                                                                          Ka-Blam
                                                                                          Care about me?
                                                                                          Who?
                                                                                          Me!
                                                                                          Who?

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                                                                                            • pr0
                                                                                              rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                              • 23088
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by TDF
                                                                                              its simply humorous watching you bash your keyboard excitedly...see you in Vegas,I will be looking for you
                                                                                              ut oh, tdf is after ya now....

                                                                                              the good news is you can run away easily

                                                                                              the bad news is, he could pay someone to chase you down & hold ya
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                                                                                                • Dirty F
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                  • 59204
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by TDF
                                                                                                  its simply humorous watching you bash your keyboard excitedly...see you in Vegas,I will be looking for you

                                                                                                  Oh here he goes again. How about a little anger treatment you ghetto fuck.
                                                                                                  TDF the gangsta. You listen too much to that retarded hip hop shit.

                                                                                                  I cant blame you. You are the target audience. Poor, no education and slightly retarded.

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                                                                                                    • Dirty F
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                      • 59204
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by pr0
                                                                                                      ut oh, tdf is after ya now....

                                                                                                      the good news is you can run away easily

                                                                                                      the bad news is, he could pay someone to chase you down & hold ya
                                                                                                      Ya, me and a few others. Hes gonna beat up Juicy as well. He's a real gangsta. If you piss him off on teh intraweb he will kick your ass at a convention

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                                                                                                        • pr0
                                                                                                          rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                                          • 23088
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Franck
                                                                                                          Ya, me and a few others. Hes gonna beat up Juicy as well. He's a real gangsta. If you piss him off on teh intraweb he will kick your ass at a convention
                                                                                                          yea i think its pretty gay too, but seriously watch out, he's a big boy
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                                                                                                            • TDF
                                                                                                              Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                                              • 27296
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by pr0
                                                                                                              yea i think its pretty gay too, but seriously watch out, he's a big boy


                                                                                                              I think your health is in worse shape than mines
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                                                                                                                • Dirty F
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                  • 59204
                                                                                                                  #29


                                                                                                                  Yo yo i'm gansta yo imma bust a cap in yo ass yo knowwhaimsaying yo imma go gangsta on you in vegas yo knowhaimsaying cuz you called me ugly yo on the interwebs yo knowhaimsaying!

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                                                                                                                    • gangbangjoe
                                                                                                                      Ronin
                                                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                                                      • 17693
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      taxi driver woooohhahahahaha

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                                                                                                                        • Dark Knight
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                                                                                                                          • May 2005
                                                                                                                          • 1004
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          i am buy one girl expensive drink all night all year and i am sure i will take her home.

                                                                                                                          i love to be married to a hottie

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                                                                                                                            • Dirty F
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                              • 59204
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by gangbangjoe
                                                                                                                              taxi driver woooohhahahahaha

                                                                                                                              God, that joke ruined my whole topic haha. Then again i agree its really funny

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                                                                                                                                • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                                  Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 22872
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by jimmy3way
                                                                                                                                  You're a taxi driver?

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                                                                                                                                    • RRRED
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 6754
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      God damn, Franck... one day someone IS going to rearrange that cute face of yours ;)

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                                                                                                                                        • Dirty F
                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 59204
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by RRRED
                                                                                                                                          God damn, Franck... one day someone IS going to rearrange that cute face of yours ;)

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                                                                                                                                            • Rui
                                                                                                                                              web
                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 9533
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by ssp
                                                                                                                                              I'm the guy jerking off in the corner.
                                                                                                                                              I'm the guy that pukes looking at you

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                                                                                                                                                • GlydeGirl
                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                  • 1516
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  I never cozy up to creepy guys just so I can get them to buy my drinks. My time is far too valuable for me to waste it in the company of some loser who just wants to get me drunk so he can get into my pants.

                                                                                                                                                  Besides, how much do drinks cost anyways? I can't belive how many women mortgage their looks for a couple bucks worth of booze!

                                                                                                                                                  I buy my OWN drinks and I go home with people I ACTUALLY want to fuck. Bitches who play that bullshit money game are looking for trouble!

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                                                                                                                                                    • GlydeGirl
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                      • 1516
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      I never cozy up to creepy guys just so I can get them to buy my drinks. My time is far too valuable for me to waste it in the company of some loser who just wants to get me drunk so he can get into my pants.

                                                                                                                                                      Besides, how much do drinks cost anyways? I can't believe how many women mortgage their looks for a couple bucks worth of booze!

                                                                                                                                                      I buy my OWN drinks and I go home with people I ACTUALLY want to fuck. Bitches who play that bullshit money game are looking for trouble!

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                                                                                                                                                        • pr0
                                                                                                                                                          rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 23088
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by TDF
                                                                                                                                                          I think your health is in worse shape than mines
                                                                                                                                                          i was calling you a big guy....like as in large, you know able to pick smaller people up & throw them

                                                                                                                                                          did i call you a fatass or something else to warrant a remark on my health?
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                                                                                                                                                            • Violetta
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                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                              • 28735
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              I'm the one WITH a girlfriend, and don't have to buy her drinks!



                                                                                                                                                              But I do have to buy rings and other jewellry!
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                                                                                                                                                                • je_rome
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                                  • 6846
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Franck
                                                                                                                                                                  Damn was that you!?

                                                                                                                                                                  2 years ago i was shooting this model outside in the park...i noticed this guy behind a little stone wall, he was wanking off haha. Wtf. During the daytime in a public place.
                                                                                                                                                                  too many pervs out there
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                                                                                                                                                                    • bu((aneer
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                                      • 651
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Franck
                                                                                                                                                                      Oh here he goes again. How about a little anger treatment you ghetto fuck.
                                                                                                                                                                      TDF the gangsta. You listen too much to that retarded hip hop shit.

                                                                                                                                                                      I cant blame you. You are the target audience. Poor, no education and slightly retarded.



                                                                                                                                                                      very racist!

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                                                                                                                                                                        • KingK7
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 6372
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          I am the one that slips a roofie in YOUR drink, and bang your tight hairy ass behind a dumpster.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Dirty F
                                                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                              • 59204
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by bu((aneer
                                                                                                                                                                              very racist!

                                                                                                                                                                              Wtf are you talking about?

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                                                                                                                                                                                • PixeLs
                                                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 11922
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Franck
                                                                                                                                                                                  And i'm the one taking her home
                                                                                                                                                                                  C'mon, yours aint that long for you to say that!

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • pornguy
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 62910
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Sorry Franck, but that taxi line got me.

                                                                                                                                                                                      I am still laughing. Ya nowhatimsayin? Mines Yo!
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Doctor Dre
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 51692
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by MaskTVMaura
                                                                                                                                                                                          I never cozy up to creepy guys just so I can get them to buy my drinks. My time is far too valuable for me to waste it in the company of some loser who just wants to get me drunk so he can get into my pants.

                                                                                                                                                                                          Besides, how much do drinks cost anyways? I can't belive how many women mortgage their looks for a couple bucks worth of booze!

                                                                                                                                                                                          I buy my OWN drinks and I go home with people I ACTUALLY want to fuck. Bitches who play that bullshit money game are looking for trouble!
                                                                                                                                                                                          Lots of min wage baby mothers go out clubbing you know...
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                                                                                                                          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Doctor Dre
                                                                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 51692
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by PixeLs
                                                                                                                                                                                              C'mon, yours aint that long for you to say that!
                                                                                                                                                                                              And you are a real winner ugh ? one of the 5 most pathetic dudes on this board
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                                                                                                                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 10598
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Rui
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I'm the guy that pukes looking at you
                                                                                                                                                                                                  And I am the guy having to clean that up...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • pornpf69
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 15782
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      oh my....how about me? any ladies to take me home?

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