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  • Pete
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    • Jan 2001
    • 6617

    #1

    I gave a hot waitress a $100 tip

    Think I'll get laid? I fuckin better for that much money!
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  • taibo
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    • May 2005
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    #2
    thats chunk change

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    • Pete
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      • Jan 2001
      • 6617

      #3
      Originally posted by taibo
      thats chunk change
      Thats lots to a waitress.
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      • Nydahl
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        • Sep 2002
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        #4
        I know that feeling - sometimes I also can't resist to play pimp.
        I am probbaly getting old
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        • ssp
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          • Jan 2005
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          #5
          Pete, you're back!

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          • Pete
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            • Jan 2001
            • 6617

            #6
            Originally posted by ssp
            Pete, you're back!
            Your fuckin right I am....Look out!!!!!!
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            • Expo_Vids
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              • Jul 2005
              • 1162

              #7
              I think the best way to get a waitress or stripper in bed is to NOT tip them at all.
              Squirting pussies convert like mad!!! @ Suirting 101

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              • media
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                • Apr 2002
                • 9853

                #8
                Originally posted by Pete
                Think I'll get laid? I fuckin better for that much money!
                Lame... you coulda bought her a rose, and left your number on a match book for $20...
                I'm here for the violence!

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                • Pete
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                  • Jan 2001
                  • 6617

                  #9
                  Originally posted by media
                  Lame... you coulda bought her a rose, and left your number on a match book for $20...
                  Thats not being much of a pimp though
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                  • FuqALot
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                    • Dec 2001
                    • 3817

                    #10
                    to get anything you want, do this:

                    1. be friendly to everyone
                    2. you get what you want

                    goto step 1

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                    • media
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                      • Apr 2002
                      • 9853

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Pete
                      Thats not being much of a pimp though
                      I can get so much ass just for being who I am.. I'm married though, but you'd be amazed how many girls wanna give me play just for being simple...

                      giving a girl a $100 tip then trying to get with her will make her feel like a whore...
                      I'm here for the violence!

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                      • Pete
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                        • Jan 2001
                        • 6617

                        #12
                        Originally posted by FuqALot
                        to get anything you want, do this:

                        1. be friendly to everyone
                        2. you get what you want

                        goto step 1
                        I told her I wanted to fuck her, is that being nice?
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                        • wedouglas
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                          • Aug 2004
                          • 5921

                          #13
                          dummy. who does that?

                          maybe you should leave her a normal tip and ask her for her number instead of trying ot buy her...

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                          • Pete
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                            • Jan 2001
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by media
                            I can get so much ass just for being who I am.. I'm married though, but you'd be amazed how many girls wanna give me play just for being simple...

                            giving a girl a $100 tip then trying to get with her will make her feel like a whore...
                            she is a whore
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                            • FuqALot
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                              • Dec 2001
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Pete
                              I told her I wanted to fuck her, is that being nice?
                              you need to be friendy to everyone, in general, and then you get everything you want. very easy and simple.

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                              • media
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                                • Apr 2002
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by wedouglas
                                dummy. who does that?

                                maybe you should leave her a normal tip and ask her for her number instead of trying ot buy her...
                                agreed...
                                I'm here for the violence!

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                                • media
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                                  • Apr 2002
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Pete
                                  she is a whore
                                  You prolly have a lot of $100 relationships I assume...
                                  I'm here for the violence!

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                                  • seeric
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                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 41917

                                    #18
                                    you shoulda jsut been yourself and spit game. so many cute girls intimidate men and hardly no one talks to them except for catcalling and the occassional copout "dayummmm!" if you were yourself and just acted interested and nice to her and found something about her that interested you enough to stick your penis in her, i bet that she woulda gave you her number if she wasn't married or had a bf or something. its amazing how many cute girls are not approached by guys because the guys are afraid to be rejected.

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                                    • Pete
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                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 6617

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by wedouglas
                                      dummy. who does that?

                                      maybe you should leave her a normal tip and ask her for her number instead of trying ot buy her...
                                      I feel cool doing that
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                                      • media
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                                        • Apr 2002
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by A1R3K
                                        you shoulda jsut been yourself and spit game. so many cute girls intimidate men and hardly no one talks to them except for catcalling and the occassional copout "dayummmm!" if you were yourself and just acted interested and nice to her and found something about her that interested you enough to stick your penis in her, i bet that she woulda gave you her number if she wasn't married or had a bf or something. its amazing how many cute girls are not approached by guys because the guys are afraid to be rejected.
                                        You and I are on that same wave length Airek... Are you gonna pop into vegas at all before costa rica??
                                        I'm here for the violence!

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                                        • seeric
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                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 41917

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by media
                                          You and I are on that same wave length Airek... Are you gonna pop into vegas at all before costa rica??

                                          eyah i am coming in fri morning bro. gonna stay fri sat and sun.

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                                          • media
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                                            • Apr 2002
                                            • 9853

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by A1R3K
                                            eyah i am coming in fri morning bro. gonna stay fri sat and sun.
                                            NIIIIIICE!!!!! See you there hombre!!
                                            I'm here for the violence!

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                                            • BradM
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                                              • Dec 2003
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                                              #23
                                              Worst way to get laid.

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                                              • Adultnet
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                                                • Sep 2003
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Pete
                                                Think I'll get laid? I fuckin better for that much money!
                                                demand the cash back if she wont agree


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                                                • corvette
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                                                  • Oct 2001
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                  you shoulda jsut been yourself and spit game. so many cute girls intimidate men and hardly no one talks to them except for catcalling and the occassional copout "dayummmm!" if you were yourself and just acted interested and nice to her and found something about her that interested you enough to stick your penis in her, i bet that she woulda gave you her number if she wasn't married or had a bf or something. its amazing how many cute girls are not approached by guys because the guys are afraid to be rejected.

                                                  good advice, see you tomorrow night media =)
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                                                  • Nicky
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                                                    • Mar 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                    you shoulda jsut been yourself and spit game. so many cute girls intimidate men and hardly no one talks to them except for catcalling and the occassional copout "dayummmm!" if you were yourself and just acted interested and nice to her and found something about her that interested you enough to stick your penis in her, i bet that she woulda gave you her number if she wasn't married or had a bf or something. its amazing how many cute girls are not approached by guys because the guys are afraid to be rejected.
                                                    Thats some good advice right there bud

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                                                    • Odie
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                                                      • Apr 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                      you shoulda jsut been yourself and spit game. so many cute girls intimidate men and hardly no one talks to them except for catcalling and the occassional copout "dayummmm!" if you were yourself and just acted interested and nice to her and found something about her that interested you enough to stick your penis in her, i bet that she woulda gave you her number if she wasn't married or had a bf or something. its amazing how many cute girls are not approached by guys because the guys are afraid to be rejected.
                                                      amen to that!!!

                                                      to add to that, if she is as cute as you say, don't you think maybe you're not the first person to give her a $100 tip? If she's a good server, she'll keep you coming back and get you to spend MORE money at the bar AND tip her well again. Just b/c you tipped her well the first time doesn't mean that you're gonna do it again. If she's smart, she'll wait and see if you were just trying to be a shooter or if you really are a shooter....that's if that's all she cares about. Money talks in some situations but if she's a nice girl, that $100 tip made her day and she's hoping that you come back to do it again but that's about it.
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                                                      • Young
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                                                        • Nov 2004
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by taibo
                                                        thats chunk change




                                                        It's "Chump Change" you fucking moron
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                                                        • gornyhuy
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                                                          • May 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Young



                                                          It's "Chump Change" you fucking moron

                                                          Maybe she was a hefty waitress.

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                                                          • beemk
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                            you shoulda jsut been yourself and spit game. so many cute girls intimidate men and hardly no one talks to them except for catcalling and the occassional copout "dayummmm!" if you were yourself and just acted interested and nice to her and found something about her that interested you enough to stick your penis in her, i bet that she woulda gave you her number if she wasn't married or had a bf or something. its amazing how many cute girls are not approached by guys because the guys are afraid to be rejected.
                                                            well said.
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                                                            • Dark Knight
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                                                              • May 2005
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                                                              #31
                                                              that is one of the reasons why a lot of cute girls can't get a man. poor little girls. i will take them all ;)

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                                                              • DutchTeenCash
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                                                                #32
                                                                being nice works well for me

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                                                                • Jarmusch
                                                                   
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Pete
                                                                  Think I'll get laid? I fuckin better for that much money!
                                                                  You sir are a fool.

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                                                                  • seeric
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                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                    • 41917

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by media
                                                                    NIIIIIICE!!!!! See you there hombre!!
                                                                    yes sir.

                                                                    you too mark

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                                                                    • Violetta
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      that's not how it works bro...
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                                                                      • FelixFlow
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Young



                                                                        It's "Chump Change" you fucking moron




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                                                                        • MandyBlake
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          well ibet she was happy with you.
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                                                                          • lyn1
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            I wonder who got conned here? Glad to see that sex still sells.

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                                                                            • djroof
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              u did the best...

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                                                                              • Doctor Dre
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                                                                                • Jan 2001
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                                you shoulda jsut been yourself and spit game. so many cute girls intimidate men and hardly no one talks to them except for catcalling and the occassional copout "dayummmm!" if you were yourself and just acted interested and nice to her and found something about her that interested you enough to stick your penis in her, i bet that she woulda gave you her number if she wasn't married or had a bf or something. its amazing how many cute girls are not approached by guys because the guys are afraid to be rejected.
                                                                                lol... not arround here. They fucking get stalked everywhere they go. I walk with my ex and my kid in the mall or restaurents and she fucking gets stopped every 5 mins, it's not even funny the balls some guys had.

                                                                                One of them ate a big lasagna doggy bag in the face last week... arrogant motherfucker was calling himself the mafia.
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                                                                                • bdld
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                                                                                  • Dec 2001
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  i'd say your chances have improved.

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                                                                                  • GlydeGirl
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                                                                                    • Feb 2005
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    When I was a waitress, I took my job very seriously and always gave the best customer service possible. As such, I usually made more money than the girls who showed lots more t-n-a but weren't as prompt or attentive.

                                                                                    Whenever I got tipped really well, I always took it to be a comment on my service, not as a back door into my pants. As such, I NEVER fucked any of my big tippers.

                                                                                    If you want to use that method and guarantee better results, why not just hire a cheap escort, take her to the bar, and make her go get your drinks all night. Then, when you're ready for action, give her the hundred and book it to the nearest hotel room.

                                                                                    FYI... waitresses aren't hookers!

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                                                                                    • sfera
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                                                                                      • Aug 2005
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      100 for tip? how much was the bill, u got played son

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                                                                                      • sickkittens
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Nope. Her and her bf will be having a decent night out though thanks to you.

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                                                                                        • Mpegmaster
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Airek is my hero

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                                                                                          • flashfire
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            what a sucker

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                                                                                            • theloader
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              i am a waitress send tips to my epassporte
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                                                                                              • Adultnet
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Odie
                                                                                                amen to that!!!

                                                                                                to add to that, if she is as cute as you say, don't you think maybe you're not the first person to give her a $100 tip? If she's a good server, she'll keep you coming back and get you to spend MORE money at the bar AND tip her well again. Just b/c you tipped her well the first time doesn't mean that you're gonna do it again. If she's smart, she'll wait and see if you were just trying to be a shooter or if you really are a shooter....that's if that's all she cares about. Money talks in some situations but if she's a nice girl, that $100 tip made her day and she's hoping that you come back to do it again but that's about it.
                                                                                                Trust me he was the first


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                                                                                                • ricks
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2004
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  I leave alot of $100 tips, but only on $500 tabs.
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                                                                                                  • facialfreak
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                                                    you shoulda jsut been yourself and spit game. so many cute girls intimidate men and hardly no one talks to them except for catcalling and the occassional copout "dayummmm!" if you were yourself and just acted interested and nice to her and found something about her that interested you enough to stick your penis in her, i bet that she woulda gave you her number if she wasn't married or had a bf or something. its amazing how many cute girls are not approached by guys because the guys are afraid to be rejected.
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